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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Is it just smoke or dust too?  How about dirty discs?  Put a bunch of fingerprints on your SMG disc and test if the Wii has problems with single layered discs too.</P> <p>kftgr</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I got in on launch day, and yeah, it did choke up when the intro movie first played, but then I re-started the game and it's worked fine ever since...</p> <p>dariru</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Well this may be outside the topic but I wnt to reply to some comments and make my opinion clear. Personally I like a lot of Nintendo games but its true they make some crap games like wii play and wii sports, there just novelties at best but take into consideration how creativity and thinking outside the box it took to make these so called crap wii games. I do like 360 specially NBA 2k8 but thats just cause I like basketball games, and live is coniderably better when it comes to its online play but comparing it too Wii is really stupid considering that Wii is in a entirely different category console wise. And also PS3 shouldn't be compared with Wii for the same reason. And finally I'd like to end this really akward speech by saying that MARIO PWNS ALL!!!SNARF SNARF(this statement is a joke and not to be taken seriouslly)</P> <p>themule</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4017487">ARboom</a>:</p>
<p>So true!</p> <p>EnigmaNemesis</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I've encountered that on my cousin's Wii, it gets an increasing amount of dust on the cloth of the CD loader. I've also noticed that the CD loader on the PS3 is much smaller and compact, and mine doesn't collect any dust.</p>
<p>I imagine a ton of dust is getting into the Wii everytime he puts a disc in, so that really can't be good.</p> <p>Al2x</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="#c4014599">ChellABD</A>: True.And it's also connected to erectile dysfunction, too.</P> <p>KM91</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I took a television repair class way back when.  One could tell which sets were owned by smokers, because the insides were completely coated with just SHAGNASTY crap that had to be blasted off with compressed air before you could start working.</p> <p>randomizer9</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4015575">comedy</a>: @<a href="#c4016773">Caddy_boy</a>: <br>
You guys are absolutely right! The problem is the batshit Nintendo fanboys will just call you a troll and never realize how close they've come to reality.</p> <p>ca$h</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4014617">scotty</a>:</p>
<p>They'd look like jerks to do it for a fee, considering the fact that they are now officially painting the walls with puréed hundred dollar bills.</p> <p>Ignatius</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>You know you smoke too much when your Wii turns yellow</p> <p>Woylez</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Bah! What's next Nintendo?</p>
<p>Are you going to tell me that drinking is the reason I tossed my wii-mote at the wall? Bah! It was the sweat of my palm and your unsafe voodoo controllers that wish to be free!</p> <p>Slick-Rick</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Will people finally shut up with "oh my wii is dusty" now? It wasn't funny the first or last time.</p> <p>Seestoff</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>But playing Wii with the remote in one hand &amp; a cig in the other is my little rebellious protest against the hazzards of actually risking getting fit playing when playing video games!</p>
<p>Are Nintendo now to deny me this guilty pleasure?</p>
<p>If I want to stay healthy I'll purchase Wii Fit or perhaps just cut out Nintendo entirely &amp; buy gym membership...</p> <p>DreamcastRIP</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>But Wii games are much better when you're high... ZING!</P>
<P>(Disclaimer: this was a voluntarily bad and silly joke. Please do not flame. We thank you for your understanding.)</P> <p>Antiterra</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4016879">Caddy_boy</a>: I try. One would think one wouldn't have to go into such details over something that's logical, but video game systems are sports teams for nerds and thus passion and bias rule the day.</p> <p>Foxstar Sixtail</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/351845/smash-bros-not-working-quit-smoking#c4016865">Foxstar Sixtail</A>: <BR>indeed.. you do talk sense :)</P></BR> <p>caddy_boy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4016849">Caddy_boy</a>: I like a good debate too. It's just for me, this almost ranks as a non issue because much like breaking Wii Straps and TV's getting their screens punched in, Nintendo has steppped forward and addressed the issue, within 72 hours of the game's launching. Endless Ocean disk issues? Nintendo stepped forward within the span of a day and said they would cheerfully hand-deliver replacements for no charge.</p>
<p>Now they are addressing the smoke issues with free repairs. It took Microsoft close to a year to deal with RROD and Sony had 10 class-action lawsuits on court dockets before they started to fix DRE free. That's a pretty damned fast turn around time and as for people saying that just because it's Nintendo, people are giving them a pass, it's simply not true. People know that Nintendo will address system issues within record time and that builds a whole shitload of customer goodwill that is renewed when, shockingly, Nintendo proves them right and addresses it. Microsoft has little to none, not only for RROD but the nightmare getting a RRODed system not only fixed, but keeping it working and the PS3 simply doesn't have a large enough install base for any issues to be noted, that and so far the system seems built pretty damn well, that and the fact that the rotating skus seem to remove any older hardware that could have issues, but Sony's massive PR's blunders and DRE issues have left a bad taste in the mouths of many.</p>
<p>Nintendo gets a pass because they deal with the issues, Sony and Microsoft take much longer, thus they don't get a pass.</p> <p>Foxstar Sixtail</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/351845/smash-bros-not-working-quit-smoking#c4016795">Foxstar Sixtail</A>: <BR>A large amount of smoke can and does kill TV's in sports bars all the time, it's one reason they are placed in areas where the smoke isn't as bad. Smoke will kill any PC deader then hell in record time too, ask a PC tech.</P>
<P>mmmm.. i suppose it does! my bad.. but you get my drift :) sorry if i sound like a ranting mad man.. but i do like having discussions where, words like trolls and flaming are not used, out of contexted! Sometimes its good to hear peoples opinions, no matter how different it is.. As long as it not blatant Playground "my console is better than yours" talk<BR>:)</P></BR></BR> <p>caddy_boy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I think Microsoft could learn a thing or two from Nintendo's PR. Rather than first denying the problem, and then begrudgingly admit it exists and finally do something about it. Blame the user AND offer to fix it for free.</p> <p><a href="http://timecircuits.net">Luziphir</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4016773">Caddy_boy</a>: A large amount of smoke can and does kill TV's in sports bars all the time, it's one reason they are placed in areas where the smoke isn't as bad. Smoke will kill any PC deader then hell in record time too, ask a PC tech.</p> <p>Foxstar Sixtail</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4015575">comedy</a>: Can you imagine if they didn't sell the 360 or PS3 at a loss? They'd sell very little. The Wii is reasonably priced for a console, Nintendo can make a profit and still have it seen as value. I cringed paying out £300 for a console because it seemed like a lot. I still did it but if it had been sold so a profit was made out of the box there is no way I would have paid a ridiculous amount of money for it. It would be too selfish, I've got more than just myself to think about with money and I couldn't justify it.</p> <p><a href="http://www.bonushats.blogspot.com">TearsandScreams</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/351845/smash-bros-not-working-quit-smoking#c4016715">Foxstar Sixtail</A>: <BR>They are fixing the Wiis in question for free. No evading, no bullshit, just. "Eh, send the thing in, we'll fix it." Now enough of your passive-agreessive trolling, you lot, you can't evade the BH forever</P>
<P>i didnt know what i said was considered 'trolling' so to speak. Read my previous post. I have owned a wii since the second day it was released in the UK. Ive owned a Gamecube, 'Nintendo 64' SNES and my brother Brought a NES in 1986. But i also own PS1,2 &amp; 3, and Both xbox consoles. And im sorry if you dont like to hear it, but i am telling it how it is from my opinion. Don't you honestly think that it is very unpractical that you have to send in your wii just because there is an amount of smoke in the room? Im not a smoker so dont think im angry because of this. But imagine you went to a bar to watch a football/soccer game (before the smoking ban) and the TV just kick out because of the amount of smoke in the bar? what would you say? you'd curse the TV and call it cheap. So why should we treat computers in the same way.. Im not just talking about the wii here. The RROD and the old PS2 are guilty of this too.<BR>So please tell me, if im trolling, who's 'mythical side' Am i on?? Im a games player and, i dont care what system any game is on. if, its quality, ill get it.. To be honest all this flaming stuff just makes me laugh!!</P>
<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/351845/smash-bros-not-working-quit-smoking#c4016654">Ryumeka</A>: <BR>Oh god.<BR>Marry me.</P>
<P>i'll consider it ;) do you like big or small weddings? :P</P></BR></BR></BR></BR> <p>caddy_boy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Aw no. It's the PS2 situation all over again. I thought Nintendo were better than this... well I'm going to start covering my Wii with a cloth everytime I dont use it. Sorry, but anything that stops me playing Brawl will be met with the most extreme methods.</P> <p>MasterBalls</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4015575">comedy</a>: TL;DR and no one cares, save for Kotaku's trolls, (EN, etc) Save your long winded "I hate Nintendo because they aren't the underdog anymore" rants for somewhere other then Kotaku.</p>
<p>"if you people would stop loving nintendo i'd stop hating them, therefore all you nintendo-friends are to blame for my flamery"</p>
<p>Cool, keep flaming on, I'll submit your name to the Prinny God for target practice right now.</p>
<p>@<a href="#c4014864">weatherman</a>: @<a href="#c4015868">Sailorcancer</a>: @<a href="#c4015782">EnigmaNemesis</a>: @<a href="#c4015209">Caddy_boy</a>:</p>
<p>They are fixing the Wiis in question for free. No evading, no bullshit, just. "Eh, send the thing in, we'll fix it." Now enough of your passive-agreessive trolling, you lot, you can't evade the BH forever.</p> <p>Foxstar Sixtail</p>]]></description>
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<p>RED RING OF DEATH</p> <p><a href="http://z11.invisionfree.com/New_Eureka/index.php?act=idx">Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Reading through the comments here, it's good to see that Tall Poppy Syndrome (or Jante Law) is alive and well.</p> <p><a href="http://">Marlor</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4016331">Caddy_boy</a>: Oh god.</p>
<p>Marry me.</p> <p>Ryumeka</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/351845/smash-bros-not-working-quit-smoking#c4015575">comedy</A>: <BR>while i read through the internet i see a great deal more love for nintendo than for ms or sony, and to be honest my natural instinct is to disagree with public opinion. yes, it's a personal thing, but there's so much that nintendo get away with just because they're nintendo which others get flamed for. people are quite happy to see brain training at the top of charts for weeks and weeks - IT'S A CRAP GAME!! - but no one complains. mario and sonic at the olympics... more trash. nintendo consoles (and yes, not really due to nintendo themselves) are being flooded with junk, but i can't think of more than about 2 actual worthwhile games on the wii.</P>
<P>My point exactly.... Nintendo seem like the only company that are allowed to rehash and rehash and make crap yet nobody..Im talking about game journalist too, seem to mind. I remember playing Mario 1 a long time ago.. great game.. i remember playing Mario World..great game again..Mario64..great.. Mario Galaxy. The one thing about all these games that get overlooked by everybody is that since the first game (apart from Mario USA &amp; sunshine) the formula hasn't changed much story wise. but it seems to be accepted as just another Mario game... i remember talking to my Friend that was complaining that Rachet &amp; Clank was 'more of the same' and he prefered mario. I laughed in his face. At least they are trying to do something different.. Same old princess story..Sony's first/second party devlopers are at least trying new angles with Story to keep us to the franchises. MS do not really have a platform star so to speak, But they do have the Master Chief. And With Halo 3 how many people were angry that it was 'much of the same' and Halo 2.5? But were happy to Play Mario 15? or whatever number we are on now? Also look how many games use the main Nintendo mascots... Dr Mario,Mario Golf, Paper Mario, Mario RPG, He has appeared in over 200 games! and call me old fashioned, but i get angry that games fly off the shelf, even if it is obvious crap, just because Mario is on it.. It saddens me. 1: Because all those great games from other less established developers with less public awareness slip under the radar. and 2: Nintendo see this method works and then churns even more trash out. What next. Super Mario cross-stitch? Ask yourselves this. Do you think that if Smash Bros didnt have any of these characters it would have even gotten half the media attention amd buzz? <BR>The simple fact is that Nintendo for whatever reason are allowed to almost do what they want without much mainstream complaints. After their 'Dark period' of the late 90s until last year, you'd think they would learn a few things...<BR>yes Nintendo will help fix things for free, but at the end of the day, they shouldnt have to be fixing any thing for such a trival reason.</P></BR></BR></BR> <p>caddy_boy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>The fudge god in the sky!</P>
<P>"on a super-sensitive, dual-layer DVD"  MY ASS!</P>
<P>Some PlayStation 2 games were on these "SUPER SENSITIVE" dual-layered DVDs, and it works fine!  GEEZE I can't even imagine how much dust, and hair is on my PS2 lens.</P>
<P>And so are movies, and dear fuzzy kids shove that in their mouths.</P> <p>Sailorcancer</p>]]></description>
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<p>Agree.  My feelings exactly.</p> <p>EnigmaNemesis</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4015667">ot79</a>: yeah, i've become a flame-mouth... it's this seething hatred i harbour for anyone who's content or, heaven forbid, HAPPY.</p> <p>comedy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4015667">ot79</a>: I don't look at them as God, but, I myself quite enjoy the Wii and DS.  I'm sure if I had a 360, I'd enjoy that as well.</p> <p>Ashkihyena</p>]]></description>
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<A href="#c4015583">comedy</A>: you're throwing flames from your mouth but the most are true,many Wii and DS fans look at Nintendo as God himself.</P> <p>OT79</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I really am beginning to wonder if there was a truly legit reason for the delay, as in the game just wasn't finished.  It sure does seem odd to me that there has been the supposed error, now this.  Combined with the shortage of the game leads me to believe it went gold at the last possible minute so as to work on bugs.  Not going on either side of the fence here pro or anti nintendo, and I would never smoke period let alone around my electronics, but this smells like bullshit.  Sad as I really am looking forward to this game.  Just hope they get it mitigated by the time it comes out here in the US.</p> <p>daizyujin</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>just a quick subnote: basically i bought a wii on the wave of hype, i got twilight princess - hated it. i got metroid 3 - hated it. i got smg - meh. <br>
basically i was really excited when the wii was this big 'i don't get it'... but when i got my hands on it i was proper disappointed.</p> <p>comedy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4015385">NeoAkira</a>: i've had this argument before and people rarely get my point, but i'll try to be clear (that's simply due to my being rubbish at explaining). <br>
ok, the wii costs nintendo about 50 quid to make, but they're selling it at 180, that's expensive. the ps3 now costs about 300quid to make and they're selling it at 350, and while it may be MORE expensive in absolute terms it's nintendo who are "charging too much" not sony. disagree if you like, but i'm hoping you at least see my line of reasoning.<br>
the ds was about 120 quid at launch, but it's still a hundred quid to buy right now!! yeah, i know, why drop the price when the thing is selling like crazy, but still it makes me mad, i wait and wait hoping that eventually the price will drop so i can afford it but it never does! i was just about to buy a ds when we all saw a price drop coming, but then the lite came out and buying an original was a mug's game.</p>
<p>ok, a redesing every 6 months was rather an exaggeration, but i tell you this: nintendo are to blame for the fad of redesigning their consoles - it all started with the gameboy, so many different gameboys... then gba, and others started jumping on the badwagon. and now there's the infernal multi-sku ways (and to N's credit they are staying out of that one) but i still see it as having been started by them.<br>
it will be interesting to see if they do a wii-lite given it can't really get much more lite or "stylish" (i don't personally subscribe to the white plastic 'applemac' book of style, but fashion is dictated by the masses, so that's what is stylish)</p>
<p>while i read through the internet i see a great deal more love for nintendo than for ms or sony, and to be honest my natural instinct is to disagree with public opinion. yes, it's a personal thing, but there's so much that nintendo get away with just because they're nintendo which others get flamed for. people are quite happy to see brain training at the top of charts for weeks and weeks - IT'S A CRAP GAME!! - but no one complains. mario and sonic at the olympics... more trash. nintendo consoles (and yes, not really due to nintendo themselves) are being flooded with junk, but i can't think of more than about 2 actual worthwhile games on the wii.</p>
<p>i think it would be interesting if mass effect had come out on wii, it would probably have been given game of the year, given 10/10 in reviews, loved on all over... i can see it now. and conversely, imagine playing smg on the 360... not quite a 10 now. <br>
i'm just sick and tired of people being swept up in hype and internet vagaries.</p>
<p>but mark my words, i love my cube, and if nintendo ever fall out of favour i'll be their champion again.</p>
<p>oh, and yeah, ms did charge for the downtime, but how many games have you played on the wii network? wasn't everyone saying 'i would rather pay for the psn if it were as good as live' a while back? they rarely said it about nintendo's online shambles. mind you i'm glad people get miffed at the friend codes thing, daft system.</p> <p>comedy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Next we'll see the Nintendo Official Cleaner, just like in the NES days. Makes me feel right at home :D...actually I really hope they release something to clean the Wii Lense drive to the public like a CD or something. I use my Wii regularly and don't smoke so not that afraid of it having damage...though is make some scary noise when reading disk :(</P> <p>daknight</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Nintendo: Tells you to quit smoking. Recommends Wii Fit. Pure unadulterated profit.</p> <p>ThaiGrocer</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4015181">king0v10GU</a>: @<a href="#c4015189">comedy</a>:</p>
<p>That's odd, I dunno why I don't remember it as slide in. Anywho...</p>
<p>@<a href="#c4015189">comedy</a>:</p>
<p>"personally i'm not happy with the nintendo hardware situation, they charge too much, they don't ever drop the price, they redesign every 6 months, they get massive props all over the internet just for being nintendo, they supply tons and tons of shovelware for their systems, they trounce any 3rd party devs"</p>
<p>Charge too much? CHeapest of the three consoles.</p>
<p>They don't ever drop the price? THe DS has gotten cheaper and they don't need to drop the Wii's price for a very, very long time.</p>
<p>THey redesign every six months? I can only think of the GBA which has been redesigned 1 too many times. The DS got a smaller, lighter version, I don't see that as a problem.</p>
<p>They don't supply any shovelware, the third party developers do. If you play Nintendo first-party games you'd see that they are some of the best on the system.</p>
<p>"they get massive props all over the internet just for being nintendo"</p>
<p>I dunno what you mean really. They get shit on when they make a mistake just as Sony or MS do (maybe not as bad as MS though). I think the reason Nintendo appeals to so many people is because they are a video-game-only company so I can empathize with them more.</p>
<p>"i thought the 360 rrod replacement scheme was free... and then they gave away a free game for that live downtime, and let's not forget the generosity of ms and sony (to some extent) in selling their hardware for less than it costs all the while consistently dropping prices and offering new functionality... what's that? the 'look at mii' channel? no, that's not actually functionality due to being completely useless."</p>
<p>MS made you keep paying for the service even during the downtime, I think a free game is appropriate compensation. Generosity in selling their hardware cheaper than it costs to make? Do you remember how the PS3 sold when it was $700. What's that? that's right it didn't sell. It has nothing to do with generosity, it has to do with business. They sell their hardware at a price that is both profitable for them and helps with sales. If they cared about generosity and the such then  MS would have fixed RRoD by now. I won't argue about Nintendo's online service because it is quite bad compared to Live and PSN, but you make Nintendo out to the Satan of gaming in comparison with Sony and MS and I just can't see any real reason in your post for it.</p> <p>NeoAkira</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4015251">lifeinthefridge</a>: yeah, the breaking shoulder buttons and hinges on ds are fixed instantly and free of charge too!</p> <p>comedy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Nintendo has the best customer service of the 3 console companies. They even offer to send you things like improved wii straps, up to 4 wii mote covers for free   if you bought your console early. They re even cleaning consoles for free when its the users fault. I wouldn't be surpised if Wii's had a huge wide scale hardware malfunction like the RROD, if nintendo would send out  replacement consoles before they broke. Personally despite the lack of third party titles these days Nintendo has always produced the most reliable hardware with quality customer service.</p> <p>lifeinthefridge</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4015206">ARboom</a>:</p>
<p>Yeah I hear ya, most of the time i try to "zero" muh hits as they say, but you should know with some of that one hitter quitter shit you just can't hold it in!  hah, but in terms of the PS3 - I know the inside is pretty well sectioned off, it's not all really exposed like the PS2 was....so I think I should be alright...if not, I guess it is my fault....but designers should really be thinking of this shit...the stoners...the smokers....god dayum, we are people too!</p> <p>iToke</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/351845/smash-bros-not-working-quit-smoking#c4015209">Caddy_boy</A>: But, but... they'll fix it for free! Unlike Microsoft and So... Oh wait.</P> <p>slomo788</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>oh my.. Nintendo... this has to be one of the lamest things ive heard in a long time...And before you all start screaming 'troll'.. im a wii owner since day 2!<BR>but come on, this excuse to me is just weak. no doubt if this situation happened with the PS3 or 360, people would be screaming murder. But it seems like because its good old Nintendo, we can just let it slip. I PERSONALLY (so this is my view so you're all free to think otherwise) think that view of letting Nintendo off, just makes them think they can get away with making products that are not 100%.. i know when i spent £50 on Black Manta on the NES way back then, i expected a totally complete experience. Thats what i got then, so now some 15 years later why should i expect anything less. True, as gamers we're fussy, but its because we grew up with certain high standards. Though it wasnt all high standards...blowing NES games was practically accepted then Anyways it seems to me that, these days more and little problems and excuses are coming out from companies and this one just seems like an extreme excuse!</P></BR> <p>caddy_boy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4015109">iToke</a>: <br>
That's why you BLOW man. Make the it all go AWAY from your PS3!! The remaining stuff floating up from the bowl won't be enough to hurt it. All the stuff coming out of your lungs can though. Trust me, I've done scientific studies using my TV screen as a resin catcher-tester thing.</p> <p>ca$h</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4014889">NeoAkira</a>: i'm pretty sure the ps3's drive is slide in too... i do have one, and although i rarely slide discs in or out of it (uncharted has been in that drive for over a month now) i'm still pretty sure it's slide in...</p>
<p>i've never had a problem with dust etc on my dvd lens and i've got a laptop - the kind where the lens is in the tray, and gets exposed to the open air every time i open it... nintendo must have got some shonky parts if a bit of smoke can really stop them reading discs, even dual layer dvds.</p>
<p>personally i'm not happy with the nintendo hardware situation, they charge too much, they don't ever drop the price, they redesign every 6 months, they get massive props all over the internet just for being nintendo, they supply tons and tons of shovelware for their systems, they trounce any 3rd party devs - imagine if there was only one system and it was nintendo, there would be barely any development houses in the world making real games!</p>
<p>i thought the 360 rrod replacement scheme was free... and then they gave away a free game for that live downtime, and let's not forget the generosity of ms and sony (to some extent) in selling their hardware for less than it costs all the while consistently dropping prices and offering new functionality... what's that? the 'look at mii' channel? no, that's not actually functionality due to being completely useless.</p>
<p>if you people would stop loving nintendo i'd stop hating them, therefore all you nintendo-friends are to blame for my flamery</p> <p>comedy</p>]]></description>
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<p>the PS3 is slide in to buddy -_-</p> <p>king0v10GU</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4014981">KirbyMorph</a>: Well actually people are bitching about this, too.</p> <p>Spiffyness</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4014966">NeoAkira</a>:</p>
<p>Well I think it is proven that marijuana smoke is more resinous than tobacco smoke, maybe that is not true tho?  I mean I know they both are...but technically I always thought weed produces more resin and tar.</p>
<p>as for the due saying to blow the weed AWAY from the PS3....dude, bongs man....clouds of smoke...lots of smoke...there is no escaping the smoke!!!!!</p> <p>iToke</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Hmm, hope my Wii plays Brawl okay.</p> <p><a href="http://hometown.aol.com/poeticsorrow/index.html">Saint Anima</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/351845/smash-bros-not-working-quit-smoking#c4015015">detraya</A>:</P>
<P>If you make an electronics device for a Japanese audience that can't handle smoke then that's a Nintendo problem not a people problem. I've been to Japan. They smoke more there than anywhere else I've ever been and they're not going to stop anytime soon. When I was flying back from Japan to New York some dude got arrested for smoking on the plane.</P> <p>silkylove</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I'm sure once they've cleaned everyone's lenses of cigarette smoke, and the game STILL isn't playing right, they'll blame global warming. And then George W. Bush. And then same-sex marriage. etc etc ad infinitum.</P>
<P>Hey Nintendo, how about you actually run some quality control and stop blaming environmental factors for your complete and utter descent into hubris?</P> <p>TitillatedOcelot</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I find that picture highly amusing.</p> <p>Witzbold</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Well, I don't smoke, so I don't have to worry about that, dust on the other hand....hope that this doesn't happen, cause I want to play Brawl eventually.</p> <p>Ashkihyena</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>wait, nintendo offers a FREE SERVICE for one of PEOPLE'S problems, and people complain?</p> <p>detraya</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4014981">KirbyMorph</a>:</p>
<p>Not to divert the conversation but XBL did not encounter 'hiccups' it had a full-on crash.</p>
<p>While I don't think what they offered was unfair I do think it was a bit absurd to continue to bill customers (I was billed during the outage) for a service that wasn't functioning at the time. I also believe it was only logical for people to expect at least a free month from the ordeal ontop of anything else they were offered.</p> <p>Dumari</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4014981">KirbyMorph</a>:</p>
<p>Haven't you figured it out by now.  They can do no wrong in the internet.</p>
<p>True Story!</p> <p>EnigmaNemesis</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>MS gives a game for free for some hiccups in Xbox Live over Xmas and gets bitched at because its not the game the people wanted.  Nintendo has a cheap laser and offers to repair your console for free when it breaks under the stress of casual every day smoking and dust and they are awesome and get praised for it. Interesting.</p> <p>KirbyMorph</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4014947">JeffPaine</a>:</p>
<p>"I'm sure marijuana smoke is much more harmful to electronics than tobacco products."</p>
<p>is that so? And what are you basing this on?</p> <p>NeoAkira</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I'm going to call BS.</p>
<p>There have been reported problems with the lasers in some of the initial Wiis for a while now and up to this point there have been no DL-DVDs to fully test those lasers abilities.</p>
<p>Nintendo is just looking for a cheap way out of the situation that doesn't involve accepting responsibility for their actions. There are systems that eat dust much better than the Wii (which is almost a completely closed box, by far the most dust-safe of the bunch) that can read DL-DVDs (the STANDARD for everyone else) just fine. This is a problem with the lens itself. It will take people voiding their own warranty to prove it.</p>
<p>I'm not calling Nintendo evil for this practice as we've seen it from everyone else for years (360 RROD / PS2s TERRIBLE lens for over 1/2 their iterations) but we've learned to expect more from Nintendo.</p> <p>Dumari</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4014920">EnigmaNemesis</a>:</p>
<p>For the record I do believe it is a combination.  Nintendo probably using cheap lenses that are susceptible to this stuff, and smoker's as well.</p>
<p>Just saying is all.</p> <p>EnigmaNemesis</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4014910">iToke</a>: I'm sure marijuana smoke is much more harmful to electronics than tobacco products.</p>
<p>I don't smoke myself (tobacco or pot), but from what I've heard of vaporizers, using those should be a LOT less harmful both to your lungs and your electronics</p> <p>Jeff Paine</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4014910">iToke</a>: <br>
I've wondered the same thing. My advise is to just turn your head off to the side, especially if it's when you're taking advantage of a loading screen. As long as it doesn't go right into the vents I don't think it will hurt it.</p> <p>ca$h</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Come on, you only need to use you vacuum cleaner and force some air to clean the wii, or use a fan and let the wii receive some air...</P> <p>TOCATL</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4014864">weatherman</a>:</p>
<p>/agree</p>
<p>If this was the 360 or PS3, people would be trashing it.  If it is Nintendo .. it is the "smoker's fault".</p>
<p>I remember a machine you had to blow into at one time before that .. oh yeah.. NES.</p> <p>EnigmaNemesis</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4014881">MechanisMs</a>: @<a href="#c4014866">JeffPaine</a>: <br>
shhhh it's okay, no console is perfect. that was kinda the point.</p> <p>ca$h</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>That is too bad....seriously, as a gamer....and a smoker I feel for the people.  I don't smoke in the house for a number of reasons...one being the build up that accumulates on EVERYTHING, and how bad it must be for electronics when it starts doing the same inside the things.  But at least we know weed smoke is alright, you know - seeing as it has medicinal properties and such.  <br>
-.-</p>
<p>Obviously a joke...but I always wonder if heavy amounts of weed smoke are going to eventually harm my PS3....seeing as weed can be more "resinous" if you will.</p> <p>iToke</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>As it is the only real way for anybody to clean their Wii lense is to somehow modify it. Most current lens cleaning disks are either CD's with audio telling you what to do, or DVD's doing the same thing. You'd virtually have to make a Wii 'game' to do it, and then if it was one working via a fluid on some cloth system then the fluid would come off on the foam on the front of the disk slot. You could mod it to play DVD's and CD's though, and take out the foam cushions though.</p> <p>Mustakrakish</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Nintendo Shouldn't replace them, Teach those Smoker right ;)</p> <p>Soyerz</p>]]></description>
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<BR> cybernetic-dvd-grandma!</P></BR> <p><a href="http://-">LittlestLamshi</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4014864">weatherman</a>:</p>
<p>I dunno, unlike the 360 or PS3 the Wii's disc drive is Slide-in and so is open to the particles in the air. I have heard that people in Japan can smoke quite voraciously so I wouldn't be surprised if that was the problem. The question is has anyone who doesn't smoke reported the problem still?</p> <p>NeoAkira</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/351845/smash-bros-not-working-quit-smoking#c4014744">Blanku</A>: yeah, I guess that would be a plan, if you hate your friends enough to repeatedly expose yourself to second hand smoke just to screw up their Wii. o_O</P> <p>SolFalling</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4014825">ARboom</a>: haha, love when trolls step out of their caves to say something completely irrelevant to the topic.</p>
<p>here's the bottom line, if you smoke heavily next to hardware that utilizes a disc reader, it's likely that your hardware is going to have some residual effects.</p>
<p>Nintendo is offering to clean your systems for FREE if they happen to be suffering from a problem as such. This has nothing to do with "next-gen" or "reliability"</p>
<p>it has to do with keeping your own damn care of your own damn console. For fucks sake.</p>
<p>also just to match the outlandishness of your post. ?!?!?!? !! ??? ?!!! ?!!! ?!? !? !? !? ?!?!?! IN 2008?!</p> <p>MechanisMs</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4014825">ARboom</a>: Um, pretty every DVD drive has a harder time reading dual-layer discs than single-layer discs</p>
<p>As for the "superior" 360, need I remind you of the "Please insert this disc into an Xbox 360 console" errors? Guess what, that's because the 360's having trouble reading the dual-layer disc.</p> <p>Jeff Paine</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I can't believe that no one has yet called bullshit on this. Let me be the first, then; bullshit.</p>
<p>I seriously doubt the problem is smoke - much more likely it's a manufacturing error in the discs or something wonky with the Wii that they're going to fix while the "clean" them.</p>
<p>If it <i>is</i> smoke, it's Nintendo's problem not the smoker's - this is hardly the first consumer device to use "ultra-sensitive dual-layer DVDs" after all, and lord knows my Aunt has had the same DVD player for 10 years and gone through 5475 packs in that time with nary a wheeze from the machine. Sure she's on O2 and has just 1/2 a lung left, but her DVD player is just fine.</p> <p>weatherman</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Guess I have to dust the Wii off every now and then. Especially since it's been collecting it like crazy.</p> <p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/ratfoot">Ratfoot</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Are you kidding me? Is Nintendo's excuse really "it's a dual layered DVD?" Seriously? In 2008?!! Next-gen indeed.... You know you're console's in trouble when the 360 does something more reliable than it.</p> <p>ca$h</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>My stepdad has gone through like three DVD players and two PS2s and doesn't believe that him smoking constantly right in front of them has anything to do with it.</p> <p>Zenith</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/351845/smash-bros-not-working-quit-smoking#c4014736">xpnet</A>: haha nicee.</P> <p>Tzero7</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4014589">BD</a>: Shoop da Whoop! *insert gif if Miyamoto chargin his lazer*</p> <p>Spiffyness</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>So I thought the PS3's Blu-Ray drive was supposed to be so much more sensitive than DVD drives like in the Wii?  No?</p>
<p>Why aren't there a bunch of PS3 games failing for this same reason?</p> <p><a href="http://amiyumidas.blogspot.com">badasscat</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Ok so in other words. The next time I'm at a friends house blow as much smoke as possible in the general direction of the nearest Wii. Gotcha.</p> <p>RYAMATSU</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>tsk tsk, second hand smoke is evil.</p> <p>nya-chama</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4014717">Tzero7</a>: I though there was No More Heroes..</p> <p><a href="http://www.heuman.com">xpnet</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I was just wondering how big Smash Bros actually is.. 8 gigs (DVD at MAX)? Heh.. Why else would they give 3 FREAKING characters the same exact same smash and leave out ______(insert fav character not in brawl)!!</p> <p><a href="http://www.heuman.com">xpnet</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/351845/smash-bros-not-working-quit-smoking#c4014639">BD</A>: but scotty has a stylish hat.</P>
<P>I think the free of charge cleaning is so they can implant some sort of diabolical device to control our minds... wait nevermind Nintendo is helping to stop smoking they are Heroes.</P> <p>Tzero7</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/351845/smash-bros-not-working-quit-smoking#c4014617">scotty</A>: That's a good way to build up customer loyalty (I learned that in one of my college classes).</P> <p>blackadvent</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I'd love to see people stop smoking because of their Wii, NOT because of their health.</p> <p>bangbangblah</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>umm...don't tell the US government?</P> <p>The Vampire Raziel</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>With the money people save by cutting the smokes, Nintendo could implement a proper online experience for a nominal fee! AMAZING! SOMEONE HIRE ME NOW!</p> <p>Krytha</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4014639">BD</a>: There's lots of different Prinnies, y'know.</p> <p><a href="http://z11.invisionfree.com/New_Eureka/index.php?act=idx">Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Can´t wait for a new script in the tobacco's boxes: "Smoke can be dangerous for our health and any videogame devices, Wii especially"</p> <p>OT79</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Ok smokeing is bad, so instead alchohol rubbed in shouldnt be as bad.</P> <p>Alex</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>"smokey"?</P> <p>ZinkO: Balls of the Patriots</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>You missed the obvious joke instead of going all California on us;  Your Wii is getting dusty :P</p>
<p>;)</p> <p>iamspoo</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Japan? Quit smoking?</p>
<p>HA!</p> <p>Jeff Paine</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4014617">scotty</a>:</p>
<p>I've seen that avatar somewhere before Scotty...</p>
<p>SOMEWHERE.</p>
<p>AROUND.</p> <p>BlackDove</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Would a regular lens cleaner work for video game systems?  I have about 3 different ones that I've collected over the years and always wondered if they'd work.</p>
<p>I do realize that a lot of Wiis have been gathering dust, but this is plain silly!</p> <p>2NinjasTapedTogether</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>heh. i like it how Nintendo do things for free.</p>
<p>but then again we should EXPECT FREE SERVICE.</p>
<p>after all, we pay for their wages, we give you our money for these luxuries, so when things go wrong because of some unforeseen problem that nothing to do with the customer, they should provide free service!</p>
<p>Its just nature, I'm sure you would get the same free service quality from all the console makers, right?....right?</p>
<p>:3</p> <p><a href="http://www.baka-tsuki.net">Onizuka-GTO</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Nintendo seems to do alot of stuff for free these days...<BR>Awesome.</P></BR> <p>scotty</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>If every game did this, we could have a possible cure for smoking addiction on our hands.</p> <p>TheLordRandom</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>The best irony is that in order to get one addiction you need to give up another addiction.</p> <p>Mokai</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>That's pretty cool of Ninty to clean the systems for free.</P> <p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/golden11">GoldenGotGame</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Yes I agree, because I give my Wii shottys day in and day out...</p> <p>Trowble (XBL/PSN)</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>"Quit smoking! It's bad for your health and your Wii."</p>
<p>The next anti-smoking campaign slogan.</p> <p>Guvnah</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Meh, serves 'em right! Silly smokers.</P> <p>PositivelyJosh</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>But one of the best things about the Wii is that I can play one-handed with a smoke in my other hand and a beer in my lap.</P> <p>silkylove</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Nice shoop.</p> <p>BlackDove</p>]]></description>
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