Spring Can't Come Soon Enough - Kotaku Comments

Spring Can't Come Soon Enough

HelmetRule — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 09:59:40 MST

@tsukihimeblood: bokken/bokutō = wooden sword

imo, awesome snowman

HelmetRule

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x23 — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 09:54:38 MST

huh?

here are the things that didn't happen to me while looking at this post :
1) get "offended"
2) laugh

why on earth would either ones of those things happen?

a helmet on a snowman... wow. comedy genius right there.

x23

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unmarkedone — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:23:17 MST

The Needler in the pic on the other side of the link is priceless.

unmarkedone

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dowingba — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:20:43 MST

That snowman is really just meh. Totally average. No features that other snowmen don't have, only other snowmen do it better, and faster, and are more innovative. I'm sick of faceless snowpeople who add nothing to the snowplots.

dowingba

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Fitz Rhapsody — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:05:39 MST

...what the hell?

Fitz Rhapsody

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GordieHoweHatTrick — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:01:25 MST

So, Master Chief will be in Clayfighter 3? Subbing for Bad Mr. Frosty?

GordieHoweHatTrick

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Witzbold — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:23:08 MST

That is brilliant!

@Cell9song: Agreed

Witzbold

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Cell9song — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:42:59 MST

lol, love the Plasma grenade.

Cell9song

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Tako Attack — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:39:10 MST

At last, a head that the Master Chief helmet can actually fit on.

Tako Attack

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thomasav — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:38:09 MST

Master Chief would not do so well in Lost Planet...

thomasav

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RPharazonius — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:09:13 MST

Holy crap. I just realized I completely forgot what snow actually looked like until now.

Living in the tropics sucks. I miss walking kilometers in the snow. :(

RPharazonius

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outforprophets — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:50:48 MST

We're supposed to be offended because the article is tagged with "Halo Wars?"

That was the only reason why I clicked on the article from my RSS feed D:

outforprophets

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hikergirl — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:34:10 MST

My first thought at seeing it was, 'awww, that's cute!'

That may not be what the snowman's architect had in mind, but it's my thought and I'm sticking with it. :D

hikergirl

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Desfunk — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:33:05 MST

@Xenigma:

I think it is. Hell, you can nearly buy the legendary edition for cheaper then the game by itself (give it a few more price 'reductions' and this 'limited edition' helmet will be in the budget bin)

Then someone can make a whole snowman army!

Desfunk

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Samos42 — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:31:52 MST

I don't get it. What's there to be offended by from that?

Samos42

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youngmike99 — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:29:52 MST

I loled

Who made that? I cant wait to see their version of the Warthog

youngmike99

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Leobebes — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:09:49 MST

The continuous irrational Halo hate really should be studied by world renowned sociologists because it is definitely a mystery of the human psyche.

Funny pic though...

Leobebes

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Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:00:48 MST

How could you be offended by that?

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB

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BassForever — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:59:46 MST

Hahahaha, that's pretty clever actually.

BassForever

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Naif — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:54:59 MST

ahahahah

HE GOTZ A KATANA FOR ALL'A THUH ACHEIVZ!!!

that guy must fucking pwn

Naif

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Bernard McGraw — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:39:55 MST

@notalkjustrock: *self harms*

Bernard McGraw

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EU_dig — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:37:14 MST

Incineration!

EU_dig

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multimoog — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:35:38 MST

HOW DARE YOU SOIL THE NAME OF MASTER CHIEF BY MAKING A SNOWM-

Kidding.

multimoog

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SolidOni_ds — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:29:49 MST

I'm impressed

SolidOni_ds

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Islandkiwi — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:28:45 MST

Work those arms, Chief!

Islandkiwi

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deathsyth8888 — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:24:30 MST

Master Chief can hold back entire covenant armada by him self except if they are packing flame-throwers of course.

deathsyth8888

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DangerChimp — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:23:49 MST

I'm offended and laughing at the same time.

DangerChimp

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Mini-Boss — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:23:29 MST

Even my roommate who hates everything laughed at this.

Mini-Boss

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Sailorcancer — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:22:32 MST

I didn't laugh. Can I get offended?

Sailorcancer

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Akmed — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:20:11 MST

@MushroomBoy1022:

lol.

Akmed

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aaa — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:16:26 MST

That's a pretty casual snow-man. Definitely not hardcore.

aaa

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Tonx — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:16:21 MST

Oh man... we had all halloween for pumkins, we only recently got over our game-cake lust, and now the site is going to be flooded with snowmen that only marginally resemble video game characters.

I support it, but I feel for those of you who don't. Oh who am I kidding! Bring on the Lara Croft snowmen!

...snowomen?

Tonx

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JustJake — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:16:06 MST

Yeah but can he stick it?

JustJake

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Tzero7 — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:14:36 MST

@dashyt2dafulliz: once again I am too slow damn refresh.

Tzero7

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Tzero7 — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:13:31 MST

@deathsyth8888: I think so.

The real question is whats with the twig coming out his back?

and that is funny.

Tzero7

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Covert_Knight — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:13:15 MST

oh cmon thats funny no matter what console owner you are. I like loool.

Covert_Knight

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HootieMac: Section 9 Reject — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:12:21 MST

Yup. He has a spike grenade hanging off him, too, if you check out the bigger pics on the site. Best use of that helmet yet.

HootieMac: Section 9 Reject

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MushroomBoy1022 — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:12:15 MST

.......the best thing evar. soon he will die. how nice. ^_^

MushroomBoy1022

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dashyt2dafulliz — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:12:15 MST

@deathsyth8888: of course!

use your imagination!

dashyt2dafulliz

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tsukihimeblood — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:11:21 MST

i believe he also has the legendary wood katana on his back

tsukihimeblood

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NotAZombie — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:11:16 MST

But Mark. Why would be act offended? Because teh Haloz are evil? Or because it is made of snow?

NotAZombie

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Xenigma — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:11:06 MST

So that's what you do with the Legendary Edition helmet...

Xenigma

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Aethyr — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:10:48 MST

Way better use of the helmet than hollowing it out and wearing it (and subsequently stumbling into a table) :D

Aethyr

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deathsyth8888 — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:09:10 MST

Is that a plasma grenade in his hand?

deathsyth8888