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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>There are so many people better than him &gt;.&gt; And with an ego like that, I hope he gets pwned hard some day.</p> <p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/ThatElf">Shiku</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Kick my ass in Guitar Hero... Maybe... Kick my ass in Halo?  I don't think so.</p>
<p>I need this kid's GT.</p> <p>Blackwyn</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>As soon as I saw this I thought of the south park episode spoofing guitar hero.</P>
<P>You Just Broke 1,000,000 points congratulations YOU ARE FAGS.</P>
<P>but yeah that kid was pretty awesome.</P> <p>Tzero7</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>BTW, all you haters have just proven you're under 15 years old and jealous. No stable/self-respecting adult would bash a talented kid like that.</p> <p><a href="http://">sandwiches</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I'd wager most of that audience thinks he's actually playing a guitar.</p> <p><a href="http://">sandwiches</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Lame... still that kid is 10 times better than I'll ever be.</p> <p>corvette53p</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Ellen's a scab!</p> <p>The Great Aussie Evil</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>aw common haters.. this kids first 5 minutes of fame.. nothing wrong with that.</P> <p><a href="http://stopmotioned.blogspot.com/">brodie123</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I would post some bashing or some other silliness like  others here but...</p>
<p>I'm soooo close to catching the dragon guys.  I must catch the dragon. I'll be back later, after I catch the dragon.</p>
<p>Gotta catch the dragon.</p> <p>ehlaren</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3952462">Gabesnake</a>:</p>
<p>Dude, he's 12. Of course he's cocky...plus, he said "but there probably is." And it's not like being worse than Ben makes you suck...</p> <p>SuperMaxZero</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>fucking little fag. guitar hero is such shit.</p> <p>Ed</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3941665">oofgeg</a>: Dude the kid just played on National tv in front of a live audience. That rocked.</p> <p>coolfelix</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3942063">logicaldefense</a>:</p>
<p>I never ripped on the kid, I ripped om Ellen.</p>
<p>The kid is quite talented, Ellen's show, though..</p> <p>AndrewDB</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3949936">woodenturkey</a>:</p>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3943639">Ron_89</a>: Hope you like your JDAMs hot.</p> <p><a href="http://www.bosttv.com">Witzbold</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3941656">SkutSkut</a>:</p>
<p>No, he lives in Aurora....</p>
<p>And he's not Russian...</p> <p>Gabesnake</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>"I don't think there's anyone better than me"</p>
<p>HAHA. Yeah right kid, stop being so cocky. There's plenty of people right here in Colorado that are so much better than you, myself included. Don't believe me? This kid lives in Aurora, and I've played with him on many occasions and he's way better than me. Which makes him waaaaaaay better than you.</p>
<p>The proper way to play the intro: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUzNcheoY6U">[www.youtube.com]</a></p> <p>Gabesnake</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>This guy is a great ambassador for gaming. He has other interests but still pwns hard on GH!</p> <p>marcus_ivo</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Way to chop the song way short...</p> <p>Taco Bell™</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Not all that suprised she did this, her "Special Friend" plays a lot of GH3. I like the show, personally. It's better than AOTS.</P> <p>thefremen</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>id scrape that fool.</p> <p>JackTretton</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>he's terrible! not only is does he think he's the best but he's playing fake guitar and gloats about it.</P>
<P>Ellen cannot make a show work at all with the writers strike. conan is doing pretty damn well though at least he stays funny. even though ellen was never funny.</P> <p>fastball611</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>This is pretty awesome, glad to see games getting this kind of exposure. Sort of a shame it has to be something like Guitar Hero for the general public to be able to understand and appriciate this kind of skill.</P> <p>DarrenIndeed</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/350157/pre+teen-guitar-hero-wails-on-the-ellen-degeneres-show?cpage=2#c3945127">Anyways</A>: i think you're trying to relate two subjects that, while both involving video games, are basically unrelated.</P>
<P>so if oprah shows some kid playing, "my little ponys cookie quest" tomorrow we should all be glad cuz at least games are getting attention ? the point is stop blaming inanimate objects for the crazy thing you do e.g. columbine, and stop pretending you have talent cuz you tap buttons fast on ellen. lol</P> <p>diodegrey</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>The thing about this is...they could have just got Dragonforce to go on the show and actually perform the song.</p> <p>dowingba</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>reminds me of an interview i read where they were asking slash (cuz he's in gh3) if playing the game is anything like playing a real guitar. i'm paraphrasing of course, but he basically said, "are you fucking serious?!?!" lol</P> <p>diodegrey</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>That was some nice CG</p> <p><a href="http://www.vortexed.net">MetaKz</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/350157/pre+teen-guitar-hero-wails-on-the-ellen-degeneres-show?cpage=2#c3949415">mcmurder</A>: I promise this is the last time I defend the show.</P>
<P>"It seriously makes me sad that a kid gets on national TV for a pseudo-musical videogame when there are any number of impressive kids I'm sure they could find to play a real guitar that deserve it a hell of a lot more."</P>
<P>It took me 20 seconds to search youtube. This is what I found:<BR><A href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCtQt28kjdQ&amp;feature=related">[www.youtube.com]</A><BR><A href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQuJbjyiKUc&amp;feature=related">[www.youtube.com]</A></P>
<P>And the reason I searched in the first place:<BR><A href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdZx1oIgAHk&amp;feature=related">Emily Bear </A><BR>6 years old. Plays and WRITES music herself.</P>
<P>It just takes a little research before you post something to not look like a jackass.</P>
<P>Talent comes in many forms.</P></BR></BR></BR></BR> <p>Bluecell</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Even thought he is better then I will ever be Ben still WTF pwns this kid. If you don't believe me look him up in youtube. This kid is a failure to his race.</P> <p>Cor-Wii</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>why am i starting to resent guitar hero ? maybe cuz when i was a kid i had to do crazy shit like, oh i don't know, actually learn how to play a fucking guitar. these idiots just stand there and act like they're doing something. you're pressing buttons on a toy. but to be honest, if this game can make people interested in real instruments and rock music then that is a good thing.</P> <p>diodegrey</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>man i had to log in just to ask why you guys are such dicks. I miss old kotaku, there was more respect.</p> <p>woodenturkey</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3949688">Not_from_LOTR_Balrog</a>: Oh... That was so very, very wrong. It was also the funniest comment all week.</p> <p>Erwin</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Ninja skillz!</P> <p>randlsa</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Score one for gamers</p> <p><a href="http://">Bleeeee</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Did she just say she's still on three fingers? My ass she is.</P> <p>Not_from_LOTR_Balrog</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3941806">Witzbold</a>: got a nominee for da hammer,</p>
<p>BY RON_89 AT 02:51 PM</p>
<p>@Sparx88:<br>
i dont care dude i aint censoring myself for no one. i say what i say and i mean what i say, just wait till a nigger pisses me off"</p>
<p>im sorry but i cannot tolerate blatant racism like that, kick this assclown outta here.</p> <p>zanzibarlegend</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I've known this kid since he was a baby --- For all of you who think you are the first ones smart enough to give him a real guitar, obviously he plays the real guitar to be able to play so well on guitar hero. Not only that, but he's a kick ass violinist. He's been playing the real stuff since forever.</p> <p>xtrovert21</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I have a new idol.</p> <p>Mister Adequate</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>That was pretty sweet.  Nice one! I wonder if half the people trashing this kid can play nearly as well as him.</p> <p>June</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3948281">thaKingRocka</a>: Yes, but for a very different reason.</p> <p>Erwin</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Sorry I need to get my daily ego boosting in, and this one seems doable.</p>
<p>"WOW.AMAZING.NOT!!!!</p>
<p>This is retarded/gay/stupid!!!!!!"</p> <p>0starter0</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Okay, look.  I have no problem with this game.  For a long time I stayed away from the whole "But you can play real guitar too!" thing.  I own Rock Band and I love it.  But seriously.  National TV?  It seriously makes me sad that a kid gets on national TV for a pseudo-musical videogame when there are any number of impressive kids I'm sure they could find to play a real guitar that deserve it a hell of a lot more.  Seriously, this little nerd who's too lazy to take violin lessons has nothing on the sort of stunted shut-in it takes to learn "Mr. Scary" at age 11.  That kid is out there, and he's not getting shoved in everyone's face like he should because this little poser knows the producer's bratty private school kids.</p> <p>mcmurder</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>He's got potential, just keep the Herion Hero away from him.</p> <p>cactaur</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>An Asian Kid playing on Expert.</P>
<P>Oh, I <B>so</B> saw that not coming.</P> <p>Klappstuhl</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3942997">FrigidAir44</a>: lol yeah really. I knew there would be "hes not that good" or "Im better" comments. the kid was awesome.</p> <p>REZBLUE</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Can someone please enlighten me on why asians are so good at every thing!</P> <p>PSN: Lp47</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>The whole crowd was moist off of that performance I swear hahah they were all cheering him on and all that hahaha</p> <p>waterbottle</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>he gets paid to play gh</p> <p>rojo</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>if the actual performers of this song came on the show, would the girls scream with similar enthusiasm?</p> <p>thaKingRocka</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I hate when people are like 'zomgz! he is only 12?!?!"  When in reality we were easily beating games harder than this at a younger age back in the day.</p> <p>Bboboo</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>that kid is hacking</P> <p>slickchris7777</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I heard the 2-hour season premiere of Lost has GH.</P> <p>fivepercentjuice</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>What do you have against Ellen, guys?</p> <p><a href="http://nilved.net">zaussome</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Any kid who can play Through the Fire and the Flames w/out looking at the Tv screen is a Hero/Champion in my book!<br>
lmao jk<br>
I would have crushed under the pressure of an entire studio audience watching me play a video game..</p> <p>King Seafoam</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's Herman Li's son!</p> <p>Solidius</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Sweaty hands to slide across the fretboard? Eww, it's not that hard to reach the orange fret. &gt;_&gt;</p> <p>SpacemanSpiffy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>The audience was funny, screaming and cheering for him. I bet he coulda got some cougar ass after the show.</p> <p>theremustbeCHAOS</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>He uses the SG because the Kramer is a piece of crap XD</P>
<P>No hate for the kid. He can play the game damn well.</P> <p>Rocky_Winston</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3941746">zerbrechen</a>: They'd say you were prone to violence because you'd be killing the other characters. Also, they'd probably wonder why a bird and a fox were dancing around with lazer beams flying everywhere.</p> <p><a href="http://www.true-reality.net">Quine</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>the title of this post is misleading unless 'wails' means something else?</P> <p>Azriel101</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I thought this was actually pretty funny. If he's that young I suggest he pick up a real guitar. I play Guitar Hero / Rock Band because I don't have the skill nor inclination (nor time) to play a real instrument (besides the ones that I do know how to play). Young kids learn things real fast. Me = old dog.</P> <p>Channing</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>what a pro.</p> <p>sriver</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/350157/pre+teen-guitar-hero-wails-on-the-ellen-degeneres-show?cpage=2#c3946916">BigMoose</A>: 12 year old with*</P> <p>BigMoose</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>This is the only time in his life that women for scream for his performance.</p> <p>Madnoir</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>"What do you think a 12 year will those kind of Guitar Hero abilities will do when he is on the Ellen DeGeneres Show? What do you think is going to happen?"</P>
<P>"The skull fractures on that baby are what happened."</P> <p>BigMoose</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Play a real guitar, then you can talk, kid.</P> <p>Jac21</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>kids pick up these kind of games quick as hell. One of my buddies younger brother is 14 and he plays at just about this kids level.</p> <p>thisbeatisbadass</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Whatever, I can play the first 2/3 of TTFAF too but you don't see me geting on Ellen.</p>
<p>SOLO OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.</p> <p>Danin</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>screaming women ahahahahahahaha</P> <p>kingme</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/350157/pre+teen-guitar-hero-wails-on-the-ellen-degeneres-show?cpage=2#c3944096">Ron_89</A>: can someone ban this 100% grade-A certified Jackass?</P> <p>superbeast1370</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3941607">Ruzzel26</a>:  He also pwn that song on expert an he got 95%!!</p> <p>Mike918</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Writers' strike should never end. It's good for gaming industry - instead of watching movies, ppl start playing. :)</P> <p>BlahDev</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Most of you people need to drop the hate. It's good he calls from East Brunswick (represent!), but I shouldn't really have to defend himself from a bunch of similarly aged less mature children on the intarwebz.</p>
<p>There's always someone better, and he's not the one being conceited, Ellen put those words in his mouth about being unbeatable. And well, who said he doesn't play other instruments? Psh.</p> <p>Edify</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Annyong?<br>
Annyong!</p> <p>Pinhead</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>This is that writer's strike thing right?.  *sigh*</p> <p>KeithCourage</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Not knocking this kid, as I cant even complete one song on hard. <BR>
But this Ben kid is actually better</P></BR> <p>KEELr</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/350157/pre+teen-guitar-hero-wails-on-the-ellen-degeneres-show#c3941642">SkutSkut</A>: Actually, blame the shitty writers guild for accepting such a crappy contract to begin with. This writers strike is a joke, as the guild agreed to the terms of their current contract. The writers should be mad at whoever was doing the negotiations in the first place. /rant</P> <p><a href="http://">I_Hate_This_Place</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>so much negativity from something so positive, and just after that pedophile video came out about xbox live, you'd think you guys would be elated for every bit of positivity that comes our way.</p>
<p>Because believe me folks, there are dark days ahead for gaming. Mark dem words. :)</p>
<p>but, Thanks Ellen for doing that, we all love ya.</p> <p>Android8675</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>God. Damn.</p>
<p>That kid has skills. My hand would have developed "gimp-hand power" and to activate I would need to put it in a glass of ice water. SO ROCK AND ROLL!</p> <p>mmr</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3942997">FrigidAir44</a>:</p>
<p>Yeas, seriously - what is with the extreme levels of douchbagery in this thread. I mean come on, bashing this clip doesn't make you look cool - just insecure.</p> <p>housewarmer</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3941685">deathbunny</a>:</p>
<p>He looks Korean. Therefore he is most likely learning a real instrument right now.</p>
<p>You know, the typical Asian parents that raise their kids in a Sparata like fashion.</p>
<p>Go to school at 7 in the morning, get out of school at 2, go learn an instrument till 4, learn english/spanish till 7, and supplemental study till 10 or so.</p>
<p>Everyday, starting at age 12 or so, even earlier for most parents.</p> <p>Fyren</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3941710">Furiursa</a>:</p>
<p>Hah hah, that's the first thing I was thinking when he walked in.  Too bad they didn't/couldn't get <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=KUzNcheoY6U">Ben</a> though, like everyone else has been saying.</p>
<p>Still gotta admit though, this kid was pretty badass.</p> <p><a href="http://Google.com">Cloudizme</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Ahhh I see Ellen's ingenious plan to drive advertisers away and thus get the production company to strike a deal with the WGA is working. What do we get tomorrow, guess the amount of jellybeans in a jar segment?</P> <p>kavits001</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I finally realized the meaning behind the ending of that South Park. It wasn't aimed at people like the 12 year old kid, it was aimed at the Kotaku commenters bashing him.</p> <p>SuperMaxZero</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>That kid is terrible.</p>
<p>The entire begginging of the song is hammer-ons and he was stroking the entire way...dumbass.</p> <p>spoonytrain</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/350157/pre+teen-guitar-hero-wails-on-the-ellen-degeneres-show?cpage=2#c3944402">Scazza</A>: Not sure about GH1, but definitely GH2. It occurs more in hard and expert settings because the song comes at you faster, and there's an increase in the number of notes.</P>
<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/350157/pre+teen-guitar-hero-wails-on-the-ellen-degeneres-show?cpage=2#c3945127">Anyways</A>: lol</P> <p>Bluecell</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Pretty awesome. I can't touch this game without making a fool of myself, but this kids seems a natural. Had a big smile on my face throughout his performance.</p>
<p>I hope this appearance motivates him to consider putting his skill into being a real guitarist.</p> <p>FhnuZoag</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3944899">Erwin211</a>: i think mr. witzbold should law down the law here.</p> <p>zanzibarlegend</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>You know, this is pretty amazing, but while I was watching there were a few thoughts that kept going through my head (some of which have already been mentioned):</P>
<P>1. Of course he's asian!<BR>2. This would be so much more incredible if he was really playing a guitar.<BR>3. The Guitar Hero guitar looks like an advanced Fisher Price guitar.</P></BR></BR> <p>Deozaan</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>thats cool and all...if that wasn't cool 3 months ago before the game even came out &gt;.&gt; and its said time and time again the really only "HARD" part is the intro, and he didn't even HOPO it =/</P> <p>Zaos</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>The thing is, my mom watched this, and as she pointed out, she wasn't a player of the game so she couldn't really recognize how good he was. Sure, there's a lot of button clicking and that can be impressive to the easily amused/retarded, but folks like my mom (who has even tried the game a couple times) who watch the show can't really gauge difficulty.</p> <p>EmTeeZ</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Man, you guys are weird.</p>
<p>Headline: "BOY KILLS STUDENT; BLAMES IT ON GTA"<br>
response: "man games are always portrayed negatively! this sucks!"</p>
<p>Headline: "KID ROCKS THE SHIT OUT OF GH ON NATIONAL TELEVISION"<br>
response: "Man that kid sucks get him a real guitar dragonforce is way hard to play with a real guitar he's not really that good HUAGUBLUGHBUGLH"</p> <p>Anyways</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>If I had been able to do anything half that impressive at twelve I would have been getting laid too. As it stands, kid could probably steal my girlfriend.</p> <p>Philonious</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I don't care what the rest of you think of her, Ellen is awesome.</P> <p>guy_jin</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Video ends before the score...<br>
How about buying the kid a REAL guitar?</p> <p>JojoTheSlayer</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3944453">theicephoenix</a>, <a href="#c3944329">PownerOfNewbs</a>: Very nice, both of you.<br>
Now...<br>
@<a href="#c3943639">Ron_89</a>, <a href="#c3944096">Ron_89</a>: Can someone ban this jackass?</p> <p>Erwin</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I kinda hope the guitar hero series will inspire those boys and girls to become rockstars(with real guitars) to dethrone the trash in the music industry known as (C)RAP</P> <p>superbeast1370</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3941665">oofgeg</a>: Absolutely he does, plus he's 3 years younger.</p> <p>qbix</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Wow, seriously, what's with all the hate? I'd rather see 10 times more stuff like this instead of the FOX News crap. I'm glad someone can show up on TV, play a game, and get cheered instead of rebuked or insulted.</p> <p>Pebby</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3942991">tehfluffzcomeback</a>: <br>
So true. Its more like <b>Guitar Zero: Pretend to Rock.</b></p> <p>cybereality</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Ron_89 the ban hammer commeth for you. racial slurs? wow you are beneath the earth.</p> <p>zanzibarlegend</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>aye try playing that accoustic on a guitar hero guitar, won't sound the same will it!</p> <p>bawbagdan</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3942997">FrigidAir44</a>: for real. ellen's awesome.</p> <p>hikkifan1986</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>calm the hell down, this is good press. kid jamming to GH on expert, he should be getting props, and Ellen s at least jamming to GH instead of the other conservative shows that suck.</p> <p>zanzibarlegend</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/350157/pre+teen-guitar-hero-wails-on-the-ellen-degeneres-show?cpage=2#c3944096">Ron_89</A>:</P>
<P>Alright then, see you around. Have fun getting banned</P> <p>Sparx</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Now let's see him do Dragonforce.</P> <p>theicephoenix</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3943394">pearljammer</a>: @<a href="#c3943368">tofoomeister</a>: Yeah, see thats my prob, never played past a few medium songs...  Is this also in GH1 and 2?  or is it new to 3?</p> <p>Scazza</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>This kid got laid after the show</P> <p><a href="http://">PownerOfNewbs</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3942991">tehfluffzcomeback</a>:</p>
<p>What the!?</p>
<p>Show me ONE PERSON on this Earth that thinks that song is easier to play on a real guitar than on GH. Where do you commenters come up with this stuff?</p> <p>SeedyROM</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Pathetic.</P> <p>havoks</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I'm still impressed that Dragonforce is now getting nation-wide exposure, even if it is for the Ellen show, it's a whole bunch of housewives that are getting exposed to some new music.</p> <p>OneLetter</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>i just died a little inside.........</p> <p>zeroltl</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I really like how Ellen is giving video games some big time publicity on national TV, it's just kind of sad that there has to be a writer's strike in order to do it.</p>
<p>I don't know what's more pathetic: A major talk show highlighting tweens playing games, or the volume of the screaming provided by the soccer moms.</p> <p>Benjo</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/350157/pre+teen-guitar-hero-wails-on-the-ellen-degeneres-show?cpage=2#c3943715">Sparx88</A>:</P>
<P>i dont care dude i aint censoring myself for no one. i say what i say and i mean what i say, just wait till a nigger pisses me off</P> <p>Ron_89</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>HA! Ellen said she is still on 3 fingers.<BR>heh heh</P></BR> <p>NickFromWA</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, yeah, we get it. You all hate Ellen. Too bad most women don't and that's why she has her own show. And "oh this is just filler crap", well, it's called a writers strike and we've been in the middle of one for a long time now. So get over it. She's bringing POSITIVE light to a video game and you guys can't stop complaining. With all the free time she has on her show, she could be showing people the raunchy sex scene in Fox News, but no, she'd rather concentrate on the positives. The kid isn't shooting people and he isn't watching a "sex scene", instead he's playing a fun game and obviously has skill. This is a positive thing for gamers. Grow up if you feel otherwise.</p> <p>Tiger-Fever</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/350157/pre+teen-guitar-hero-wails-on-the-ellen-degeneres-show?cpage=2#c3943639">Ron_89</A>:</P>
<P>Hey now, that is not cool. Watch your mouth</P> <p>Sparx</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>that kid sucks comared to this kid...heres a link to his youtube page, way better than the chink. <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=KUzNcheoY6U">[youtube.com]</A></P> <p>Ron_89</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I don't think that watching a kid play a toy guitar on TV does anything for the stereotypical videogamer image.</P> <p>GhaleonUnlimited</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I think its funny that half the audience didnt even know what was going on. When they all cheered for the power up it was like "oooo pretty! yaaaaaay!"</P> <p>Sparx</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3943394">pearljammer</a>: Oops, hadn't seen that others has already responded. Sorry.</p> <p>pearljammer</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3942941">zoesch</a>: BTW, how many people realize that Dragonforce is a band designed to make fun of power metal clichés?</p>
<p>I would hope everyone.  With lyrics as cheesy as theirs I would hope no one would take them seriously other than that they are very instrumentally talented.</p> <p>Jomo7</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3942871">Scazza</a>: Those were hammer-ons and pull offs, he didn't need his strumming hand. I don't think they show up until some later songs in medium, so if you hadn't played it much before, I can see how you would see that.</p> <p>pearljammer</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@ Doubtful: I'm with you. There sure is a lot of hate from people, who aren't in her target demographic, toward her for not doing anything wrong. Maybe it's a little silly, but hateful? Why? What does it say about people who "hate" Ellen?</p>
<p>Do any of you actually watch daytime TV? I haven't since my mom and I were living in a motel when I was ten, so I don't know where it's gone, but I can tell you that I don't really care. I have a life now.</p> <p>Cola82</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3942871">Scazza</a>: He's not wiping his face; certain dots can be played by "hammering" them (i.e., only pressing the colored keys without strumming). GH has many songs where it's a long section of hammers and you can throw a fist in the air for effect.</p>
<p>Also, after reading the comments, I lost respect for about a quarter of Kotaku's commenters. What's with the hate?</p> <p>tofoomeister</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>hahaha, at the Trolls.<br>
I love seeing all you jealous of a 12 year old, it shows how pathetic most of you are.  "Who cares that he can mash color buttons"  I think the real question is who cares that you can stack groceries on selves at the local Safeway hahaha.  I forgot about the "you must be this pathetic to post on the internet" sign.</p> <p>omses</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3941806">Witzbold</a>: I wouldn't be able to play in front of them. What if I failed? Would my body be torn to shreds as they create an effigy out of my internal organs? Or would they tell me to go get a life?<br>
@<a href="#c3942200">PositivelyGreg</a>: That will never happen again... unless the writer's strike continues.</p> <p>Erwin</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/350157/pre+teen-guitar-hero-wails-on-the-ellen-degeneres-show?cpage=2#c3943141">smitty1123</A>: pre-teens are kids between 10-12 ... you know, before thirteen.</P> <p>jayntampa</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3943141">smitty1123</a>: No. Its like saying a "2 year old toddler". Or a "two month old infant" Its a bit redundant but not incorrect.</p> <p>AsWater</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>*Yawn*</P>
<P><A href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAhZZc_Bwps&amp;feature=related">[www.youtube.com]</A></P>
<P>Now, that is something to put your hands together for.</P> <p>Avoc</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Perfect example of why I stopped watching television long ago.</p> <p><a href="http://www.frontrowcrew.com">Apreche</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>That kid has no skills. That entire first part is all pull-offs and hammer-ons.. but he's still strumming for each note. All you have to do is strum ONCE while keeping the green fret down, and then successfully press all the other notes without strumming.</P>
<P>Once again... that first part is all hammer-ons and pull-offs.</P> <p>HykCraft</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3943035">bluecell</a>: Ahh, cool, didn't know that at all...  Thanks.</p> <p>Scazza</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>A 12-year-old pre-teen?  Is that like a 32-year-old twentysomething?</p> <p>smitty1123</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3941816">Eddy666</a>: People will always care. That statement was just ridiculous.</p>
<p>Twinkle Twinkle is hard on guitar to a non-musician in real life let alone anything else. For the soccer moms who have played GH thanks to their son or daughter it puts "hard" into perspective.</p>
<p>So everyone bashing the video just shut it already. Its  a light hearted story positive news for the industry. Mom's are actually cheering for a video game. I'd rather hear the cheers of a chessy show than the bullshit cries and outrages of politicians and watchdog groups.</p>
<p>P.S. Ben&gt;Shen</p> <p>AsWater</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Geez, when can Ellen actually advertise a BETTER game.</p>
<p>I'm not saying GH3 is a bad game, but watching someone playing is is somewhat.. boring.</p>
<p>Why not bring some COD 4 Pro's or something onto the show? lol</p>
<p>I'd watch that.</p> <p>Ruzzel26</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/350157/pre+teen-guitar-hero-wails-on-the-ellen-degeneres-show#c3942871">Scazza</A>: Hammer-ons and Pull-offs - a means of playing notes without strumming. Any note that is highlighted is capable of that. You can technically play the entire intro only strumming once so long as you don't make a mistake. And he most likely took his hand off to throw up the horns.</P> <p>Bluecell</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>If he was that awesome at the game they'd have shown the full song. :p He's just spent a lot of time practicing that intro riff.</p> <p>Mustakrakish</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Jesus... anybody pour a glass of hater-ade?</p>
<p>Anyways, as for the Ellen show I don't watch it. But I know its better than that bull-dyke's show Rosie O'Donnel.</p> <p><a href="http://">FrigidAir44</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's impressive but I think that sometimes people forget that the actual song is harder to perform on a real guitar.</p> <p>tehFluffz</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3942874">Xiatter</a>: The kid's agile enough, would love to see him learning to play a real guitar as well.</p> <p>zoesch</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>That was definitely the shortened version of Dragonforce. There's no way they would have shown all 5+ minutes of the song, or maybe they would if they had a lot of time to fill. Daytime talking shows are sucking our souls up!! There's no way I'd get anywhere close to finishing this on Expert. I can't even finish it on Medium!</P> <p>dawimp523</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>bleh, master of puppets on the hacked version on ps2 is 5x harder and longer and coller than that song...</P> <p>TOCATL</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>The whole GH3/Rockband press has to stop for the good of sanity.</p>
<p>BTW, how many people realize that Dragonforce is a band designed to make fun of power metal clichés?</p> <p>zoesch</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Whazzat, the next Herman Li?</p> <p>Xiatter</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Ok lets put all the unecessary bashing aside folks since theres no reason for it here.</p> <p><a href="http://www.bosttv.com">Witzbold</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Pretty cool. I picked up a guitar in a store once and tried, and I have to say it's not all that realistic, but it's pretty darn hard. So he's pretty good to do that well. Kudos to him.</p> <p>Shadowmist</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Theres a part 40-30 secs before the end, where he lifts his hand off the bar to wipe his face or something, but the notes are still being played, either its taped or there is something in GH3 that I never seen that plays for you (I have only played the game a handful of times at a friends)...</p> <p>Scazza</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3941672">OtherAdam</a>: That would be what he's doing on the clip above.</p> <p>NotJeff</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>To all the people pooh-poohing this kid, diaf.</p>
<p>That kid is friggin awesome. He had the girls all squealing while he was shredding and threw up the horns at the end. How metal is that?  \m/</p> <p>wallapuctus</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/350157/pre+teen-guitar-hero-wails-on-the-ellen-degeneres-show#c3941701">SamKablam</A>: they still haven't conquered motion sickness with fps's</P> <p>physalis925</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>As much as you guys like to complain about this, millions of moms are watching a kid that's good at video games go on TV and say he doesn't play it all the time because he has school and church ... I'm sorry, you really don't get any better video game PR than that. It's cool for the kid, it's cool for the indsutry, and it's just fun to see.</P>
<P>There's a point where being jaded and cynical just becomes a detriment -- sometimes, you just have to stop trashing people and events and see the positive in stuff.</P> <p>jayntampa</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>My wife PVR's Ellen =(</P> <p>Rask</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Like I said the last time Kotaku posted about Ellen:<BR>This woman has the power to control the minds of mothers around the world. Be happy she's not Jack Thompson.</P></BR> <p>Bluecell</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>i think its pretty cool that ellen gives such positive press to video games.</p> <p>NLMantia</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Eh, he's not that great (not that I'm any better, mind you).  Seems like a nice kid though.</p> <p>vibe</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>As awesome as this was for gaming in general, this can't be good for the networks.. It's gotten so bad, they've had 2 segments about Guitar Hero since the strike. At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if some of the "Lost" episodes involved them entertaining themselves with some Halo 3 goodness in the bunkers..</p> <p>samuraisul</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I suppose the only way this would have been cool is if she had some fat virginal 40 year old uber nerd on there fragging people in COD4. He would be all the haters hero!</p>
<p>But then we would all be shrieking at how she harming gaming or something by propagating a negative stereotype.</p>
<p>Internet nerd rage is disgusting. This kid pwns. It was so awesome to see a kid, playing a damn hard song, and getting screamed at like he was an actual rock star. This on mainstream television, no less. Gaming is getting good press for a change and all you losers can do is hate.</p> <p>mizzle</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Wow that kid sucked but at least it was better than watching ellen playing on easy and the audience where mildly retarded they wooed everytime he fucked up and iam 100% sure those folks did not know what was the Star Power was they just thought he was playing so good that it turned the screen blue. LOL</p>
<p>*Clunk* *Ping* Clunk*  star power!!                Audience: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it turned blue OMFG!!!!!!!</p>
<p>You see this is why we need writers back working on television shows.</p> <p>MURDERFACE</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/350157/pre+teen-guitar-hero-wails-on-the-ellen-degeneres-show?autoplay=true#c3941890">doubtful</A>: Yea, I don't know why everyone is busting her chops. I think Ellen is hilarious.</P> <p>homernoy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>So 2 million more Guitar Hero 3 to be sold?</P> <p><a href="http://www.soukthachonevilaysack.com">sUKi</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Oh wow, real life Guitar Queer-O...</p> <p>Moonchilde</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>...I think I'm about to start picketing just so this strike can end faster. I don't watch TV, I'm just doing it for the sake of the future of this nation.</p>
<p>I'd rather watch someone 1quarter Esp.Ra.De.</p> <p><a href="http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197994458996">FP Furious_Liver, lacks independence</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3941571">TinyLightning</a>: Not going to happen. She has tons and tons of fans.</p> <p>cocks</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3941699">ProjectThanatos</a>: That's because the whammy bar doesn't make any difference unless it's a Star Power phrase. Look closely, and you'll probably notice that the Expert players you've been watching only whammy on Star Power phrases.</p> <p><a href="http://cosbyvocoder2.ytmnd.com">Hypersteric</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3942055">Phibius</a>:  Why can't we just enjoy the fact that a videogame is being paraded in front of a national audience in a positive manner.  Give the young kid some props.</p>
<p>I'm surprised there aren't more positive comments on this thread.  Better this than more Mass Effect bashing.</p> <p>TheTragonDragon</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>is that girl or a boy???? can't tell</p> <p>Charlie303</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>WOW.AMAZING!!!</p>
<p>NOT!!!!</p>
<p>This is retarded.</p> <p>Charlie303</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Did the writers strike end yet? =P</p> <p>DigitalHero</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3941882">halosucks3</a>: <br>
I agree. Plus any good images of video games we can get to the unenlightened is a good thing.</p>
<p>On another note, all you haters are just sad. That takes skill. Not the same skill as playing a real guitar, but you've got to have an excellent brain to process all those dots coming at you and excellent hand eye coordination to to use both hands like that. Plus, you couldn't do it, so don't bash a little kid that can. Losers.</p> <p>ca$h</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's am impressive feat, yes. But the main issue here is how desperate Ellen is to get something entertaining because of the strike. This is somewhat entertaining, but I always liked that 8 yr old on youtube better. Some shows are fine without writers, like Conan for example. Conan is hilarious, and a lot of the appeal of his show is just that he's funny. Ellen on the other hand, well, not so much.</p> <p><a href="http://">PurpleMonkey</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Why didn't he play the whole song?</p> <p>P-Dude</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>He missed some notes, nothing but a fraud if you ask me.</p> <p>Len Bias Cocaine Surplus</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Yeah, they cut out the solo, which is the second easiest place to fail after the intro. It's probably just due to time constraints (although Ellen's obviously grasping for content.) I doubt it was because he failed or something like that. This kid isn't the best I've seen, but I'll give him credit for being able to do the intro without tapping. That takes some nice dexterity in your pinky and ring finger to pull off. I have to use both hands, but at least I can combo it :p.</P>
<P>Of course, the only reason the audience enjoys it is because he's a cute little kid. I don't think Guitar Hero is going to cause people to stop caring about real guitarists. Likewise, being good at Guitar Hero has nothing to do with being good at guitar, aside from basic finger strength. Learning to play this song on real guitar could easily take years, starting from the beginning, and weeks for the most gifted expert. It took me a day to beat this song. Also, I'll mention that it's quite easy to jam on the frets in GHIII and combo impossible phrases, even if your rhythm is completely off.</P> <p>cr1ckt</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I lol'd, Ellen stutters a lot.<br>
Can someone enlighten me as to why this show is still on the air?<br>
It's horrible D:</p> <p>EtherealEcho</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Bright side: That may be the most screaming women ever to be in one room listening to DragonForce.</p> <p><a href="http://positivelygaming.com">PositivelyGreg</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3941991">PGGB</a>: Its mashing buttons "correctly" and quickly.</p>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>There were parts where he was 'faking', strumming and working the frets rapidly to hit more notes, but his extension is really impressive for a 12 year old. I've seen better, but he's really good. When he grows up, he'll own that thing proper.</p>
<p>I happened to have broken the small joint on my pinky as a kid, and it healed a bit crooked, causing it to curve towards my ring finger, it makes tapping orange while holding green really, really hard. It affects basically no other aspect of my life, but here I am 20 years later thinking "damn! The hammeron intro to TFAF is killing me here! If only I hadn't broken my pinky!"</p> <p>ludwigk</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3941602">Xehirut</a>: Haha, I'm wonder if it's more sad to troll on kotaku and rip on a 12 yr old kid playing Guitar Hero better than you. Yea it pretty much is.</p> <p>logicaldefense</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>this is where I think a certain episode of south park says it all: we -really- overrate this game too much.<BR>I mean...a kid that beats a game is simply a kid that can read and bash really fast on the guitar, as where the real guitarist composed the arrangements (in some cases) and put some practice...and they KNOW it, they don't read it off screens.</P>
<P>Want Ì'd like to see?<BR>Bring in the GROUP and let them perform the songs.</P>
<P>(and yes, I'm a fan of guitar hero, I'm just not a fan of overrated geekness)</P></BR></BR> <p>Phibius</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Pssshh... EB kids think they're so cool.</p> <p>shadydentist</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>So ... they just cut off the song early without getting to the hard part yet?</p>
<p>And nobody is better than him? *scoff*</p> <p><a href="http://www.destructoid.com">backflip10019</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>is anyone else sick of seeing people showing off at guitar hero, no matter how young they are. it's a fun game, if you haven't got rock band. but the emphasis isn't really on playing music of any form any more (and yes, i do believe it once was).</p>
<p>it's just mashing buttons quickly now.</p> <p><a href="http://lamesttitleever.blogspot.com">PGGB</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Wow, just wow. South Park was right. The only way this could have been any worse is if it was just him clicking away without the music and the screen behind him. She should have gotten one of those little 8 year old kids who shreds through Paganini on a real guitar. Now that shit is impressive, this is just stupid. Then again, its Ellen so I guess I shouldnt expect much.</P> <p>Gray665</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@THEMYSTERIOUSSTRANGER:<BR>
Nothing says "manly" like being... a little kid.</P></BR> <p>Zerbrecher</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I can't believe when I got 1million notes it said YOU ARE F@GS (courtesy of southpark):p</p> <p>JetPogi</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3941816">Eddy666</a>: Sorry but it just makes you realize that no one cares that people can play the guitar. It helps people now focus on the long lost art of playing the Keytar, the real man's instrument of pain.</p> <p><a href="http://maochan.wordpress.com">MaoChan</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Insance, kid has skills. I can only beat like the first song on expert, oh well.</P> <p>Muisee</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I love the fact he's using the far less superior guitar (IMO)</P> <p>Esupio</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/350157/pre+teen-guitar-hero-wails-on-the-ellen-degeneres-show#c3941819">DigiMish</A>: Was he playing on national television in front of a huge audience of screaming women? I don't think he was. Until he does that and does it as well as this kid, I say stop trying to make the kid out to be average, or something. He's pretty goddamn excellent.</P> <p>baked ham</p>]]></description>
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