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Gordon Freeman's Bro Saves His Bacon

Pi-face — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 09:24:54 MDT

Awesome reading of an unintentionally hilarious fanfiction.

It's right up there with Doom: Repercussions of Evil

Pi-face

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Pi-face — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 09:14:40 MDT

BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!

Pi-face

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Fyren — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:45:51 MST

He found a "wepon"!!!

Fyren

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goldwings — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 06:57:50 MST

The facial expressions were the best.

goldwings

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SupaPhly — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 07:24:04 MST

OLD
johnfreemanjohnfreemanjohnfreeman....ytmnd.com/">[johnfreemanjohnfreemanjohnfreeman....ytmnd.com]

SupaPhly

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Ping — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:23:57 MST

My laughing didn't overed.

Ping

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DannoHung — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:31:06 MST

That is the hardest I've laughed in a long time.

DannoHung

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Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:45:15 MST

@RagingTowers: I recognized it immediately. I'd actually gone back and read the whole archives this past weekend.

Frohman was better, but this was still pretty funny.

[www.hlcomic.com]

(The greatest HL-2 Tribute ever.)

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB

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Onizuka-GTO — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:07:41 MST

written by 6yr old is pretty impressive.

but the animation using garry mod undeniably made it more funny.

good show. :)

Onizuka-GTO

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Cpryd001 — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:07:31 MST

Good show!

Cpryd001

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Dauragon C. Mikado — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:21:11 MST

wow, I laughed at the top of lung

Dauragon C. Mikado

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Erwin — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:07:33 MST

@BlinkinPark182: But then he could just "plasmaed" the last boss. Then, in a tragic ending, the message would be "delverd" that his son was dead "of the skick."

Erwin

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Dariendude17 — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:40:42 MST

This is total and absolute win.

Dariendude17

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Ninja-Z — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:25:18 MST

I remember seeing a narration of this on YTMND originally, and this just brings up the memories of it in a bad, yet funny way. I really want to see more stuff from FF.net used in this manner.

Ninja-Z

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Eragon117 — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:21:55 MST

Where Have i Heard this before? Oh yea, here= [fanficofthelegendary.ytmnd.com]

Eragon117

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Dudemeister — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:06:17 MST

Omg awesome.

John Freeman did a backflip and landed! (Shows John slamming into the ground then cuts off)

Good stuff.

Dudemeister

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Rubiximus — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:02:02 MST

Great stuff. Love how John looks suspiciously like Gordon Frohman.

Also very just usage of awesome.png. I lol'd.

Rubiximus

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Pancake_Ninja — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:52:06 MST

Funny, but I like Gordon Frohman better.

Pancake_Ninja

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Gamer4250 — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:21:23 MST

You're a tad late with this, but it's still brilliant XD

Garry's Mod=awesome

Gamer4250

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imaria — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:20:43 MST

I await the sequel!

[www.fanfiction.net]

imaria

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[ZTF] — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:08:56 MST

Was this written by Peter Chimera?

[ZTF]

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Chillblain — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:55:39 MST

Amazing.

Chillblain

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Six_El_Sid — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:26:52 MST

I knew what this was gonna be, it was a really bad fanfic from GameFAQs from a couple years ago.

I was gong to flame it but the visuals were just too random awesome.

Six_El_Sid

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Petezah — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:09:31 MST

Awesome. And I actually have a friend named Jon Freeman, strangely enough. I may send this to him.

Petezah

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tornaydo — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:35:32 MST

Ren and Stimpy Music FTW!

tornaydo

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Gouki4u — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 09:33:33 MST

What the hell did I just watch?

Gouki4u

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Xax — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 09:17:33 MST

Very funny... can't wait to see more.

Xax

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Mikaze — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:50:08 MST

"Found wepon!" always brings a smile to my face.

Mikaze

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Toasticus — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:45:31 MST

Words cannot describe how hilarious that was.

Toasticus

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Loosse13 — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:44:19 MST

what a huge waste of 5 minutes. very moronic. I feel dumber for watching this.

Loosse13

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That Girl Hates You — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:42:51 MST

WTF lol man that was messed up. XD

That Girl Hates You

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Esupio — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:38:15 MST

I prefer the Phoenix Wright sprites version.

but its still hilarious

Esupio

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Sportyboard — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:38:03 MST

I know the guy that did the narration for this - originally the narration is from a YTMND he made several years ago.

The story was written by someone who was taking ESL and decided to write some (unintentionally hillarious) fanfiction. There are a few others like it, but this is far and away the best of the bunch.

Sportyboard

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dancinbojangles — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:17:11 MST

Half an hour after seeing this, I still can't read anything without hearing it in the narrator's voice.

dancinbojangles

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Altima NEO — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:02:26 MST

I didnt quite care for this video.

Altima NEO

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REZBLUE — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 07:32:49 MST

That was awesome, perfect. ANyone who says any different is nuts

REZBLUE

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Grumpz® — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 07:27:25 MST

i like the old old old old old old old old old one.

Grumpz®

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InvaderBotGir — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 07:20:25 MST

never saw this before...incredibly creative video with extremely funny script :) Hopefully continued...

InvaderBotGir

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jfreela — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 07:15:43 MST

Zombie Goasts!!!

jfreela

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ca$h — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 07:05:29 MST

@STARSBarry:
Oh okay. That makes a lot more sense now.

ca$h

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bigdonthedj — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 07:04:44 MST

I think I just laffed up a lung...but it looked like a zombi lung so I shot it with my wepon bang bang bang. Now I cant breath right but I can breath left because it was my right lung that I laffed up.

bigdonthedj

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KingDavid73 — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 07:01:15 MST

GOD! I saw this a little while ago, and it still makes me laugh... soo funny.

KingDavid73

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Sai-kun — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 06:36:07 MST

So old it's...still old.

Still good, too. ~_~

Sai-kun

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Scum2k1 — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 06:22:17 MST

So bad it's good.

Scum2k1

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Seroth — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 06:10:09 MST

Now that the story has resurfaced, maybe my friends will finally get it when I scream, "JOHN FREEMAN, OVER HERE!"

Seroth

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STARSBarry — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 05:35:00 MST

if anyone dousent get the joke, its a real fan fiction somebody wrote on a site, the guy just read it as it was wrote, including all the spelling mistakes and errors, it was on YTMND for like a year under the name

johnfreemanjohnfreemanjohnfreeman....ytmnd or something like that

STARSBarry

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jp182 — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 05:31:40 MST

it was ok, but alittle too long for me.

jp182

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Overlord44 — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 05:28:35 MST

@RagingTowers: I did =D FROHMAN FTW!

Overlord44

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Reignbow — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 05:26:43 MST

wow. that was delicious. I second KRELLIE on the computer smashing part.

Reignbow

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StuLTissimus — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 05:08:11 MST

You guys have no idea just how old this is.

StuLTissimus

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chenry — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 04:55:22 MST

haha....ah. You can hear the narrator crack up a few times.

chenry

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Krellie — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 04:42:20 MST

That was fun for about 30 seconds. John "smashing" his computer was arguably the best part.

Krellie

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Cell9song — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 04:38:11 MST

....*blink*.....*blink*........

Cell9song

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Neutral_Fanboy — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 04:23:28 MST

That's my kind of humour

Neutral_Fanboy

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ca$h — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 04:16:19 MST

I could only get through half. While I admire the technical aspect of it, the writing of it is one of the first things Ive seen where the word 'retarded' would be an understatement.

ca$h

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Frank — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:55:19 MST

One of the captions will definitely make meme status.

Frank

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Demaar — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:35:23 MST

lol, the old timey radio voice is what makes it awesome :D

Demaar

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Klappstuhl — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:11:09 MST

. . .

Klappstuhl

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muscrat_01 — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:06:18 MST

That was AWESOME

Great concerned referance using 'Gordon Frohman'

The kid who made the script is legendary

muscrat_01

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Ken Hikari — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:05:51 MST

I lol'd

Ken Hikari

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Solidius — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:55:25 MST

Bizarro hate puny picture.

Solidius

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infi — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:38:14 MST

oh wow, just wow :D

infi

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Sepharo — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:31:42 MST

@Heartwork: The original YTMND that started the dramatic reading gag: [baumanletters.ytmnd.com]

*I'm aware SA forums did stuff like this earlier.

Sepharo

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Ghede — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:28:17 MST

That had to have been written by a kid. Or a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really awful writer.
The animation was flawless however. XD

Ghede

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BlinkinPark182 — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:24:43 MST

@ShaggE:

needs more "NO! YOU WILL BE KILL BY DEMONS"

BlinkinPark182

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kefkakrazy — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:24:26 MST

XD I love it.

kefkakrazy

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StratfordX — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:22:08 MST

@TherinDent: what, it's a half-life machinima on youtube. it's just another colloquial affectation.

StratfordX

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ShaggE — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:19:09 MST

Old video is OLLLLD! Still hilarious though.

You should check out "Doom 3: Repercussions of Evil" as well, funniest bad fanfic EVER.

ShaggE

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Zerozaki Ishiki — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:15:43 MST

I liked the original stick figure version better; the music just seems to get in the way.

Zerozaki Ishiki

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EightBit — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:15:35 MST

What about his black cousin Morgan Freeman? Now that guy's pretty badass.

EightBit

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SuperCracker — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:14:24 MST

Saw this on Destructoid a couple of days ago. This was written by a six year old.

I'm not kidding.

SuperCracker

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残心 — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:13:26 MST

Has anyone seen that breakup letter narration on YTMND, where the dude is reading this horribly written breakup email in a really epic tone? This sounds almost like the same guy.

残心

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Zharay — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:13:22 MST

Its old but at the same time still awesome. Nice to see someone finally did it in in game and following to original flash animation to some extent.

Zharay

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Tcata — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:08:32 MST

Same old audio. Nice effects added though.

Tcata

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boopadoo — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:08:16 MST

Very Weekend at Bernie's.

boopadoo

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edb87 — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:05:03 MST

I really should be in bed.

I won't be, however, due to the fact that this video will have me laughing the rest of the night.

edb87

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V1L3 — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:03:41 MST

Apparently the author was 8 when he wrote this.

Which is kind of a disappointment. I'd love to think there was some 20-something Half Life fan who was capable of this kind of abortion.

V1L3

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King Seafoam — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:01:33 MST

lol l o l L o l Lol L O l LOl L O L LOL
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ]|_ ( o ) ]|_ ! ! ! ! ! ! !

King Seafoam

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Maldron — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:01:28 MST

@TheIrishNinja: No, I didn't like your script either. Better than this guy's.

Maldron

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Thassodar — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:59:38 MST

Biggest waste of nearly five minutes ever.

I want a refund.

Thassodar

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Witzbold — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:58:09 MST

Excellent, simply excellent!

Totally reminded me of old school cartoons, good stuff!

Witzbold

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armani — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:58:04 MST

Absolute perfection! loved the entire delivery lol

armani

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Sushi_K — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:56:01 MST

* standing ovation *

Bravo! Bravo!

* quiet weeping *

The feel-good motion picture of the year.

Sushi_K

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Luke Plunkett — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:54:22 MST

@QuickPick: Obviously, the pants are dead

Luke Plunkett

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kuntaku — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:53:59 MST

It was good but it should have ended on a song, then it would have been perfect. ;)

kuntaku

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RagingTowers — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:53:55 MST

Did anyone but me get a kick out of them using "Gordon Frohman" as his brother?

Concerned fans will get it.

RagingTowers

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TheIrishNinja — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:53:34 MST

@Maldron: ...you didnt like my script?!

TheIrishNinja

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Maldron — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:48:09 MST

Hilarious! More bad fanfiction should be made awesome with these kinds of videos.

Maldron

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NaryaMithrandir — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:47:52 MST

Hahahaahha that was brilliantly hilarious.
Loved it.

NaryaMithrandir

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jcsunshine — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:45:39 MST

I've always wondered what Salad Fingers would sound like as the announcer on an old-timey newsreel, and by "always" I mean "never."

jcsunshine

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Juha Kangas — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:44:42 MST

Madness! Although it would've been better without all the internet lingo.

Juha Kangas

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CRUNK — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:44:02 MST

I ARE enjoyed This MOVie
Haazaa

CRUNK

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fturecord — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:42:39 MST

Absolutely wonderful, I loved the retro voice work.

fturecord

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Gypsie — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:42:12 MST

shock ending :O such emotion, such drama!!! and just too late for oscar recognition this year :(

Gypsie

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Krackatoa — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:41:26 MST

*applause*

Spot on delivery. I loved it. XD

Krackatoa

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QuickPick — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:40:27 MST

.......? ..? .....?

QuickPick

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MoogPaul — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:39:42 MST

fantastic
::applause::

MoogPaul

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Highlander Wolf — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:39:00 MST

??!?
???!!?
BIZARRO!
BIZARRO!
BIZARRO!
BIZARRO!

Highlander Wolf

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Juminatriascala — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:38:43 MST

WTF, but in the best possible way.

Juminatriascala