<![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake! - Kotaku Comments]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake! - Kotaku Comments]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> Oh god... I'm so embarrassed! The photo of me used to make that cake is way outdated. I've been tanning a lot since then, had my teeth filed. And thanks to the medication, I don't indiscriminately yell at people anymore.

SinistarX

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> @ManekiNeko: "once you get the pattern down, he's cake"

indeed

El Siluro

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> Finally, a cake more likely to eat me than I am to eat it.

Chilly Hollow

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> Warping to Baker Zone...

supercrap

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> Hmm, I don't think this one is cool or cute. It ain't doing it for me... which could be a good thing, I would not hesitate to eat it :)

Irenicus-the one and only

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> @akaBitter: The trick is to get over your fear of Sinistar. Harvest the hell out of the asteroids, grabbing as many crystals as you can, then wait for Sinistar to come to life (believe me, you'll know when it happens!). Watch the radar, and retreat when he approaches. Keep flying in a straight direction, without stopping or turning, then frantically hammer the bomb button to drop your payload directly into Sinistar's mouth. He'll die in a matter of seconds.

A good Sinistar player doesn't worry about the big guy himself... once you get the pattern down, he's cake. It's those damn tank droids that will cost you the most lives in the later stages... they dance around your ship, firing bullets that are infuriatingly hard to dodge.

ManekiNeko

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> @ManekiNeko:

I actually laughed at that. :(

dunetiger reads kotaku, seems pleased

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> I am obliged to comment on this, the coolest. Cake. Ever.

Does this mean my chic, retro icon just went mainstream?

TickleMeElmo

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> Nice! Sinistar was one of my arcade guilty pleasures along with Devil's Hollow.

Almost a waste of a quarter due to the extreme difficulty, but I always had to play at least one game.

aka Bitter

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> Now that is a cake!

If only I had tiny bombs to blow off parts of it everything would be complete!

Witzbold

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> @ampillion : Will comment for money.: There is enough frosting there to do some damage on impact. Both problems solved.

Erwin

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> "GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

-Sinistar

Dauragon C. Mikado

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> @ManekiNeko: I'd throw produce, but I have none. And even if I bought some now, it wouldn't be properly rotten enough to throw just yet.

As much as I love all these cake posts, something about seeing masses of frosting used like layers of paint just somehow pushes me that much closer to having diabetes.

Ampillion, Dayman. Fighter of the Nightman.

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> The Sinistar is a l--[shot in the head]

BPMΣ

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> So, what's the flavor of the cake? Is it... Sini-mon?

(people boo ManekiNeko offstage, throwing all manner of rotting produce at him)

ManekiNeko

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> Damn. That's what I get for not reading the headline first. :(

ExplodingKayNine

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> I HUNGER!!

(for Sinistar cake)

ExplodingKayNine

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> I will bet anything that all cake stories from now on will include a "the cake is a lie" joke in the comments. So far this one has racked up two, and still counting.

EightBit

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> This kicks the hell out of Martha's sissy Wii cake! Coward!!

hoos30

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> This cake isn't a lie.

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]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> this cake will eat souls
:-o

evilralphwiggum

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> That is truly an amazing cake holy crap i miss that game. I really loved to play it and such a creepy odd voice too ::shudders::

s0nlxaftrsh0ck

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> Impressive. This is one of those ideas that make you wonder why it hasn't already been done yet. It just works so well.

Draconis

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> Alas, my favorite cake as far as gaming cakes are concerned is still the Wind Waker cake. Others have challenged it, including this one for all of the great Sinistar memories it dredged up. But when I look at the artsmanship of the Wind Waker cake it takes the #1 spot.

Of course, that one was done by a professional... maybe I should have a "Favorite by a normal person" cake too...

baberg

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> @jollydwarf:

Man, that describes the days when I was focused on mastering the game. I play it today and I don't even manage to kill the bastard once.

dunetiger reads kotaku, seems pleased

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> The best cake ever. Sinistar sounds were amazing, all I can think of is him screaming at me.

AwShucks

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> This cake is the truth! All others still a lie.

Ballaboy311

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> Sinistar! those were the days. That game scared the CRAP out of me every time!

RUN COWARD! RUN! RUN!

crashlanding

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> @Kirbytheslayer: Kirbytheslayer: Whoops! Its funny this article would show up since I was watching this Vid only yesterday. [youtube.com] . XBLA Release now please.

KeroseneClimax

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> Panic: the state one finds himself in while being chased by a Sinistar with one more piece than Sinibombs available in the player's reserve.

"RRRRAAAAAAHHHHHRRRRR!!!"

(Shudders reflexively)

jollydwarf

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> Gyah! Stuff like this makes me wish that my baking during high school hadn't turned out to be a phase.

Cola82

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> that is so hot.

entro

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> What if they put the candle in his mouth? Would the exploit still work?

Erwin

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> Rawr!!!!! In mah belly!

teknomcr

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> dang, everyone's beat me to the quotes...

uh... grroooooooooooaaaaaaaarrrr

dunetiger reads kotaku, seems pleased

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> @KeroseneClimax: Dang. You beat me to the third one.

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> Beware! It lives!

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> Beware I live! I wouldn't mind a cake like that.

KeroseneClimax

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> Awesome, awesome, awesome. Get this roaring nightmare face from outer space on XBLA already!

jollydwarf

]]> <![CDATA[I Hunger... For This Fabulous Sinistar Cake!]]> Run, coward, to the store and buy the ingredients!

redgopher

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