Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie - Kotaku Comments

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

MURDERFACE — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 10:49:14 MST

@evilralphwiggum: LOL thanks.

MURDERFACE

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

boopadoo — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 02:21:55 MST

998! 999! 1000! Congratulations!

boopadoo

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

Zen Grenadier — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 01:29:08 MST

I approve of this. Now, to the internets!

Zen Grenadier

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

KraZe — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 23:18:38 MST

Well, that was fast... *torrents away*

KraZe

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

BoneCrushinTrollBruzer — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 23:13:55 MST

to say this movie was dirty would be an understatement. what ever happened to good old god fearing conservative cosplay?!?

BoneCrushinTrollBruzer

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

KraZe — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 23:04:55 MST

Well, I'm off to find this.

Mosaics or no, this is relevent to my interests.

KraZe

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 18:15:30 MST

Probably the best video game movie ever.

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

Elrando — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 17:54:28 MST

I love the "Hot Tears of Shame" tag.
I giggle like a school-girl each time I see it

Elrando

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under) — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 17:46:12 MST

Heyyyyy! >:( They never did that in Dynasty Warriors(?)!! O_o

okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

EtherealEcho — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 16:24:06 MST

@Ashurahori:
lmao.
I love Hot Tears of Shame posts.
This...warrants further study *googles it* xD

EtherealEcho

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

Brackynews — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 16:20:52 MST

Is it more disappointing that good games make bad movies, or bad games make good porn?

Brackynews

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

Comic — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 16:12:08 MST

....wait, is that Lu Xun? I know he's girly but...

Comic

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

hunter8man — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 13:59:07 MST

Sounds like that god-awful Street F*cker asian porn movie only with a slightly more attractive cast.

hunter8man

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

RawSteelUT — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 13:46:34 MST

@DONNYchiban: Thankfully there's not been any live-action, but there's plenty of Pokepron out there.

RawSteelUT

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

MC Double Def DP — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:37:59 MST

Nothing is safe anymore...

I'm cutting off my internet connection for good when they decide to do Pokémon.

And, I'll do it, so no one else has to say it --> "Gotta f*ck 'em all!"

My God.... That just feels.... UGH!!! :(

MC Double Def DP

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

crashlanding — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:22:13 MST

*The hot tears of shame streak down, down, down, burning my skin!

lol @ "newcomer"

crashlanding

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

Sparkamus — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:38:08 MST

@midwynter: "Impossible...I"

Sparkamus

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

d1sCo_d3aTh — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:02:28 MST

@TheBoxNinja: sigh.........
This reminds me of "World of Whorecraft".....yes it's real.......google it.

d1sCo_d3aTh

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

KM91 — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:54:15 MST

Hot tears of shame indeed.

KM91

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

-EDGE- — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:46:23 MST

It can only be better then anything Hollywood would have turned out for a game movie.

-EDGE-

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

aztecman — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:20:57 MST

>... damn games made into porn... Its gonna be bad.

and that's a bad thing? :) watashitachi wa chotto hentai desu yo!

aztecman

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

evilralphwiggum — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:28:41 MST

Dy-Nasty Whore-iors
just pulling things together.
lol

evilralphwiggum

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

MURDERFACE — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:20:53 MST

Oh i get it Dy-nasty Warriors......LOL Priceless.

MURDERFACE

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

Krellie — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:07:18 MST

i lold, great stuff bash

Krellie

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

bigman88zz — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:47:04 MST

i can see it now. "Almost there! Here we go! I have defeated an officer!!!"

oh god, i hope meng huo isnt in this one.

bigman88zz

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

Gameboy415 — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:22:45 MST

I wonder if the girls....ride horses and elephants..

*tents fingers*

Gameboy415

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

phalanges — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:18:29 MST

The second last girl on the bottom in the green and black is cute, the others are okay.

phalanges

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

ビッグボス — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:11:52 MST

Well, I do enjoy all things Musou, so I'll probably have to see this too...

ビッグボス

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

rich8606 — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:00:37 MST

"third person point-of-view and repetitive scenes."

rich8606

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

midwynter — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 06:22:31 MST

Wha?! No Lu Bu?!

midwynter

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

Zyzex_Remix — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 06:20:49 MST

This is probably the best thing to come out of the Dynasty Warriors name in quite some time.

Zyzex_Remix

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

Zolbrod — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 06:18:42 MST

Man, I love my weekly dosage of Pure Bashcraft :)

Zolbrod

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

Draconis — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 06:16:02 MST

Took long enough.

Draconis

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

chup88 — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 06:01:45 MST

@Eumenides: I see what you did there...

chup88

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

cqdemal — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 05:55:40 MST

@Eumenides:
Greatest *zing* moment this week!

cqdemal

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

Eumenides — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 05:50:38 MST

Dynasty Warriors porn?

Don't you mean

Dynasty Whore-iors?

Eumenides

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

Witzbold — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 05:44:17 MST

Brilliant!

Witzbold

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

Gladman — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 05:42:27 MST

@Ashurahori: rofl

Gladman

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

Ashurahori — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 05:38:34 MST

So will it be one person doing incredibly repetitive sex with the same action over and over again with hundreds of other generic-looking people?

Ashurahori

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

Ashurahori — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 05:32:21 MST

So it's going to be a single person having incredibly repetitive sex against thousands of generic-looking people?

Ashurahori

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

Aiwokote — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 05:29:43 MST

@Channing: Well to each his own. But all yours buddy!

*Sneaks back to the Doki Doki Majo area. :D*

Aiwokote

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

TheBoxNinja — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 05:24:24 MST

... damn games made into porn... Its gonna be bad.

TheBoxNinja

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

Channing — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 05:21:25 MST

@Aiwokote:
All of them are cute!

I didn't like the "cosplay musou" sign on the cover though. I first read "SUREKOPU" and was momentarily confused.

I'm still waiting for the day I get to see a Zaku-II going down on an RX-78. C'mon Japan! I know you won't fail me!

Channing

Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie

Aiwokote — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 05:09:09 MST

"newcomer Tomoka Nozawa. Yes, that was a pun, a very embarrassing pun."

None of them are cute. Pass.

Aiwokote