SeXbox Will Be Bigger In Japan - Kotaku Comments

SeXbox Will Be Bigger In Japan

PoKoYo — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 01:41:30 MST

Does it have ACHIEVMENTS, like wearing the uniform 10 m$ points!! (or if you dress your xbox360 up in uniform!!! and call it michelle?)

PoKoYo

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Ignited_Impulse — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 01:07:00 MST

I'd make an Xbox joke but I don't know much about the system. I have shared custody with the Xbox repair center and they see it alot more than I do.

Ignited_Impulse

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Copesetic — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:40:31 MST

@Piblo: Haha. Pictures make everything so much clearer.

Copesetic

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Jesse in Japan — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 04:35:09 MST

That stuff is so not worth 3600 yen.

Jesse in Japan

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mind in rewind — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:46:08 MST

Co-op?

mind in rewind

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monkeysaresilly — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 23:51:46 MST

Does it play that rape simulator, Mass Effect? Hey-oh...

monkeysaresilly

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lgndk11r — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 22:31:25 MST

Talk about 'X' Box. Bow chicka bow wow!

lgndk11r

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Gigith — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 21:04:51 MST

Hhmm, In what store did you find this? Because I doubt you were shopping for food when you ran into this thing, mr.

Gigith

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Spiral — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:58:16 MST

hahaha microchinco

Spiral

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Brackynews — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:48:42 MST

@AleeYun: 1. Walk to street corner. 2. Wait.

Brackynews

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Piblo — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:47:30 MST

@Copesetic:

Hand held blender on amazon
[www.amazon.com]

Still lost?

Piblo

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Acunia — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:31:28 MST

@Furious_Liver:TF2 name i_have_fleas. Frag me!: ewww heh... red "rings" of death. this time around thats got to hurt.

Acunia

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featherblade360 — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:31:08 MST

hmm... I wonder if it comes with a gigantic powerbrick?

featherblade360

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AleeYun — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:01:43 MST

So how can I buy one if I live in America?

AleeYun

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Darascon — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:50:07 MST

@bluesquareapple: Points for your reference not being family guy.
@reywing: I like your direction with the elite

I wonder if SBLA will have that crazy ass probe proctology game. And, what kind of backwards(*door) compatability can we see here?

AND RRoD jokes FTW!

Darascon

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Grahamunculus — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 15:56:20 MST

This will most likely sell better than the xbox and will result in more sexy time too.

Grahamunculus

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Husher — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 14:14:13 MST

No its my turn with the sexbox.

Husher

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mightyg — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 13:05:18 MST

FPS now stands for faps per second

mightyg

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Bokusatsu_Tenshi — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 13:00:04 MST

So... it also comes with the Red Ring of... pleasure?

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

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Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:52:02 MST

Now I want a SeXbox. :(

SeXbox Will Be Bigger In Japan

Phester — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:20:36 MST

Does it have Wifi Support? I don't think there will be a question as to the ratings for any DLC , but I'm curious as to the level of Parental features this thing has...wait, no I'm not...
And can I get english subs with my DLC? And how much (if any) third party support will there be?

Damn, I hate it when I miss a system launch!!!

Phester

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That Girl Hates You — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:49:51 MST

LOL other than the school girl outfit (I still don't get the whole fasination of "school Girls", in fact if I did know a guy who told me that they were into it I would make sure my teenage sister stay VERY far away form them no matter how nice... Ok so I think its a bit creepy.) it sounds interesting.

That Girl Hates You

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Copesetic — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:36:04 MST

@d1sCo_d3aTh: OK, so I figured that's probably what it was... I guess I'm just having trouble imagining a vibrator that looks like a milkshake blender.. I'm either lacking in my knowledge of blenders or my knowledge of vibrators. Could be either, really.

Copesetic

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Seoulfood — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:09:57 MST

@Furious_Liver:TF2 name i_have_fleas. Frag me!: That was the funniest thing I've read this year.

Seoulfood

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MedelliaObscured — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:08:20 MST

lol i always called it a sexbox ever since the first xbox good times.

MedelliaObscured

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d1sCo_d3aTh — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:02:18 MST

@Copesetic: It's to blend milk....d'uh!

PS: I'll give you a clue.....it "vibrates"

d1sCo_d3aTh

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Blackmagik55 — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:54:45 MST

Don't show Jack Thompson.

Blackmagik55

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BPMΣ — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:40:23 MST

@gamestoremanager: @icepick314:
Pfft. Now I am a crafty consumer. I got 18!

BPMΣ

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DarkLuigi — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:31:52 MST

i got one and my girl got the RrOd, XD

DarkLuigi

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The Great Moof — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:06:22 MST

"Your girlfriend will LOVE this game!"

The Great Moof

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Mitch10 — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:00:12 MST

for 3600Y you get 2 girls and one cup.

No controllers sorry :(

Mitch10

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Copesetic — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:55:45 MST

OK, I might be showing my naivete here, but I really don't get what the milkshake blender is for...

Copesetic

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fuchikoma — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:35:01 MST

Now there's a game everyone can enjoy! Wiiii!

fuchikoma

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Interstella5555 — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:25:34 MST

Expect outages for several weeks following purchase... :-)

Interstella5555

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SpikyBry — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:19:10 MST

looks like 360? In japan? Doomed to fail

SpikyBry

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elagothro — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:17:17 MST

@Furious_Liver:TF2 name i_have_fleas. Frag me! (and all the other people making jokes about RRoD): Ew.

@Big_Adam: I was going to specifically look up the origin story for the SeXbox, but I'd rather make them search through the archives of Hockey Zombie, the great webcomic that these people "stole" it from ( www.hockeyzombie.com ).

elagothro

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PatATC — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:13:35 MST

Japanese are some freakin perverted damn people. Does anyone else find it vaugely disturbing that most of their porn is cartoony barely post-pubescent teenagers?

FYI: Japan is the leading country for Rape fantasy pornography. Yikes.

PatATC

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-EDGE- — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:05:10 MST

Sounds like the best co-op game yet!

-EDGE-

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MHCJimQc — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:50:08 MST

What about the PornStation 3, it has better graphics but lame fps.

MHCJimQc

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cybereality — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:49:51 MST

Microsoft and their guerrilla marketing.

cybereality

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Big_Adam — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:30:05 MST

You're kidding, they totally stole that from "Hockey Zombie" comic.

[www.hockeyzombie.com]

Big_Adam

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reywing — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:18:45 MST

hmmm, i'm just gonna wait for the seXbox Elite. it'll come with HDMI and a nurse outfit ^_^

reywing

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zerojad — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:05:02 MST

uhhh, sounds appealing :D!

zerojad

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geekgrrl — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:42:18 MST

@chaos242: you = twisted.

geekgrrl

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Antiterra — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:36:15 MST

So, Luke's foray into Hot Tears Of Shame territory wasn't just a temporary thing during Ashcraft's absence, after all... Keep 'em coming!

Antiterra

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Johnzim — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:35:52 MST

I misread the text at the top of the costume bag as saying "WTH COLLECTION" - to be honest I think it might be more apt.

Johnzim

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Black_Ops_19 — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:34:31 MST

Only if SexBox Live is included with a one month subscription.

Black_Ops_19

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chaos242 — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:32:50 MST

@Anthropomancer （´_ゝ`）: Most of the Japanese that I've talked to seem to think that foreign porn is "too hardcore" and kind of gross. I can understand. But j-porn is the best of all...I love hearing girls whine about having sex.

chaos242

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Sonic_and_Tails — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:29:33 MST

Now does this have Xbox inter-(intra?)-activity? If so count me in. Oh wait...

Sonic_and_Tails

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Odin — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:14:06 MST

@Anthropomancer （´_ゝ`）:
Yup, lots of sex stuff and sexuality references but a lot of censoring in porn. They've relaxed the censorship laws quite a bit though, they still vary from place to place but some of them still censor just to be on the safe side.

Odin

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Superstar90 — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:09:18 MST

What is this warm, salty discharge? These are hot.... tears.... OF SHAME!

Superstar90

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Anthropomancer — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:00:21 MST

@Mico is here, Mico is great. Deal with it.: They censor genitals in all the pornography though. Least, that's what I heard... >.>

Anthropomancer

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Americo — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 06:54:30 MST

@otakufaisal: No, Japan is just more open about sex.

Americo

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bluesquareapple — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 06:48:40 MST

My milkshake mixer brings all the boys to the yard.

bluesquareapple

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Pound my tom-tom — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 06:45:59 MST

@Car2oon: one quoted line said by 3 different people and only 1 noticing it

Pound my tom-tom

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Ortega — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 06:43:00 MST

@DaiMacculate: I was hoping someone would make that reference!

Ortega

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Cell9song — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 06:39:31 MST

This is exactly why I love japan.

Cell9song

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Car2oon — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 06:24:16 MST

I don't know what's more sad, this or the fact that Family Guy has like, one qoutable line ;-_-

Car2oon

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Sparx — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 06:12:18 MST

(Insert Family Guy quote here)

"Dang it Buck, its my turn to play with the sex box"

"Nu-uh, its my sex box, and her name is Sony.."

Not the same? oh well... still funny

Sparx

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Electroqueen — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:57:31 MST

I wonder how many Japanese businessmen bought this?
At least that model's milkshake blender brings the boys to the yard.

Electroqueen

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nintendouser1 — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:51:57 MST

Another thing I like about japan. I want to give this to someone. I know they will like it or I can just keep it for my self.

nintendouser1

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KM91 — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:45:14 MST

Only in Japan.

KM91

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pandafresh — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:44:16 MST

and wonder if sexbox live has been down for awhile too...

pandafresh

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photoboy — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:44:12 MST

How did I guess it would have a schoolgirl uniform?

photoboy

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cynopt — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:43:29 MST

Damn you sir, this is the only Family Guy joke I still like to quote, and you beat me to it.

cynopt

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Yaow — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:41:02 MST

@otakufaisal: ummmm, the entire world is horny.

The japanese are just "creative" with it.

Yaow

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Ampillion, Dayman. Fighter of the Nightman. — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:38:24 MST

So where's the Wii jokes? You'd figure there'd already be some sort of sexual device modeled after that in Japan, c'mon! Get with it Japan, you're not living up to your 'Most Perverted Country' title if you can't even follow through with such an easy play on words. You're supposed to be good with those!

Ampillion, Dayman. Fighter of the Nightman.

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otakufaisal — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:22:08 MST

Wow.. no offence but the Japanese people sure are horny

otakufaisal

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VishusBurn — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:17:03 MST

If you start to see a red ring; you just apply more lotion.

VishusBurn

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SupaPhly — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:14:37 MST

I knew it! I knew microsoft would have found a way into the Japanese market!

SupaPhly

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Cchrist — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:13:23 MST

@Degreeless:

You're not supposed to put that there.

Cchrist

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Degreeless — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:03:16 MST

Different kind of red ring this time then?

Degreeless

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DaiMacculate — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:00:35 MST

@gergsirronzero: Dammit, Comments hadn't loaded. Good Joke, Sir!

DaiMacculate

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DaiMacculate — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:59:00 MST

"That's my SexBox...and her name is Sony!"

/Family Guy

DaiMacculate

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Insomnia Bob — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:55:25 MST

It's certainly been said before, but it's worth saying again: Hot tears of shame is the best tag EVER.

Insomnia Bob

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icepick314 — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:55:25 MST

old news...

already bought 6 of them...

icepick314

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Cchrist — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:55:18 MST

Haha my girlfriend would love this! (so would i :P)

Cchrist

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cheeseboybeans — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:51:22 MST

yeah if it is a blender the 'red ring' is going to be a lot more difficult to fix than sending it back... no matter how unreliable that service is...!

cheeseboybeans

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Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:49:22 MST

Only in Japan...

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.

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Garo — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:49:05 MST

Wow, maybe this will increase the X360 sales in Japan?

Garo

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Anthropomancer — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:48:37 MST

They really should've included the cables.
There's a proper Red Ring/STD joke just waiting to get out, but it's Monday morning and I'm tired.

Anthropomancer

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gergsirronzero — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:46:56 MST

just like family guy!

"It's my SeXbox, and her name is Sony."

gergsirronzero

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Luckyjim — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:46:19 MST

Wouldn't want RRoD with that!

Luckyjim

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GOD — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:40:01 MST

@TherinDent: It comes with a wireless headset and a play and charge pack.

GOD

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Knotan — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:37:56 MST

Ill buy one ! or,,, i guess my gf would kill me if she got it for valentines day :/

Knotan

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FlyLikeAMouse — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:37:39 MST

Hmm, wouldn't surprise me if it outsold the thing it's imitating.

FlyLikeAMouse

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Furious_Liver — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:36:33 MST

Its all fun and games until your milkshake blender red-rings. ):

Furious_Liver

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Insomnia Bob — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:36:26 MST

Quickly! To play-asia!

(reads the article.)

Oh. Damn. Nevermind.

Insomnia Bob

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Juha Kangas — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:36:04 MST

Does it have multiplayer?

Juha Kangas

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GOD — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:34:59 MST

I'll take 2 thank you! I'm wrong

GOD