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Luckydan — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 21:39:33 MST

@Sabre_Justice:

You're wrong, for epic raiding pr0n you should download world of whorecraft :).

Luckydan

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Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 21:33:45 MST

@JerrD74: I HAVE to see this movie. It sounds like the most epic porno ever.

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.

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joelface — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 05:08:55 MST

is it Dual Shock 3 compatible?

joelface

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That Girl Hates You — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:04:56 MST

@EnigmaNemesis: like looking at anerxious junkies? Or so the porn I've seen thats what they look like :P.

(hell I even thought the guys were ugly )

That Girl Hates You

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Jaimz11785 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:12:24 MST

uh... hooray?

Jaimz11785

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bangbangblah — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:50:56 MST

@taomaster99: all of that exists in hollywood just as much. If they've found a way to cover it up for the silver screen, I'm sure they could for porn.

bangbangblah

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taomaster99 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:30:05 MST

is really good idea for hd pron???? stretch marks, really over inflated lips??? makeup only works so much!!!!

taomaster99

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Erwin — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:13:28 MST

Holy crap, I remember the uproar near me when it was revealed that it was filmed on the fake HMS Bounty tourist trap. Of couse they filmed the pornographic scenes somewhere else and the film became porn because of a need for money, but you can't talk to self-righteous parents, can you?
What the hell do they put on three discs though? Deleted scenes? Extended scenes? More porn in general? I want to see bloopers and cast commentary.

Erwin

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JerrD74: hates the media — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:26:54 MST

@El-Taco:

well, considering how it was the most expensive adult movie ever made and had all this "high production value" and even some decent CG effects, the discs are behind the scenes or making of stuff..

...which any making-of material for a porn could be, well, interesting...maybe..

JerrD74: hates the media

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punkasscrab — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 10:32:01 MST

The "high def wrinkles and razor stubble" is getting old and doesn't hold water. There really are beautiful people on this planet, contrary to what you may have experienced, in real life and even high definition video.

punkasscrab

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PatMan33 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:55:22 MST

Pirates sure is something... some great corny lines.

PatMan33

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MURDERFACE — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:44:59 MST

@djricekcn: Yeah their like the xbox360 of the adult Biz. LOL

MURDERFACE

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smitty1123 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:13:49 MST

I've said this over and over, yet it still needs to be said: people actually buy porn?

smitty1123

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Fitz Rhapsody — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:49:29 MST

360 owners still have the edge with DOA Volleyball.

Fitz Rhapsody

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Masume — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:37:23 MST

Ah Pirates! Me and the misses love that movie, good stuff. This isn't terribly good news for HD-DVD, but DP is one of the bigger folks who could afford the cost on this, although at this point anyone who even buys porn owns that movie.

Masume

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kneehighspy — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:10:33 MST

i hadn't watched a dirty movie in over 20yrs, so i downloaded the hi-def wmv version of this 'pirates' movie, not much on story or plot, but man can that short little good looking blonde chick swallow a rooster....

kneehighspy

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ビッグボス — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:55:12 MST

I heard that movie has some killer lesbian scenes. I haven't seen them though, so I don't know. Seriously, no joking. Maybe I'll confirm that later though...

Oh and really, who needs HD pr0n on HD-DVD or Blu-Ray when you can get HD pr0n on the internet already?

ビッグボス

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SilentAssassn87 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:31:12 MST

There is only one scene that I would be interested in on BD. For those who have seen this movie already, its the scene with Jenaveve Jolie and Carmen Luvana :). Other than that I didn't find the movie interesting.

SilentAssassn87

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jetsmanfoley — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:27:59 MST

Well at least they finally responded to my emails

jetsmanfoley

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Marion517 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:11:21 MST

Hey! We were just talking about that particular porno. It's on my 'to-watch' list, along with 'Pan's Labyrinth' and 'Ratatouille.'

Marion517

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mr_bigglesworth — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:07:50 MST

I was pretty sure that blu-ray/sony wern't going to allow porno on their format, mabye they changed their minds, it is a lucrative market

mr_bigglesworth

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The Amazing Exploding-Man — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 04:16:52 MST

Eep! That sentence was supposed to read (or HD in general) not (or porn in general).

I'm sure y'all will get some lulz from that seemingly Freudian slip though.

The Amazing Exploding-Man

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The Amazing Exploding-Man — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 04:15:17 MST

Hmm, while I can't get too excited about seeing porn in HD (or porn in general) you gotta figure, the next step has to be 3D porn, which is something to marvel over.

The Amazing Exploding-Man

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setuzoku — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 03:48:07 MST

Internet, VHS and DVD have evolved by porn.

setuzoku

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Gringo — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 03:34:55 MST

Life is getting better...lol :)

Gringo

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ミスター X — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 02:54:30 MST

Wellity, wellity... seems that Blu-Ray for the porn's attention HD PR0N EVERYWHERE!

ミスター X

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cybereality — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 02:20:20 MST

Does it support the Trance Vibrator? It should.

cybereality

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Thorn — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:53:44 MST

@djricekcn: I think it was Jesse Jane, yeah. She said she'd seen other porns by her and liked her. Who was I to argue? :)

Thorn

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eastx — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:49:45 MST

Pirates also has absolutely loathsome acting (except by Evan Stone), and ridiculously grainy picture quality for an HD title. Still, the costumes and sets are nice.

eastx

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ArmyofJuan — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:28:21 MST

i havnt seen very many porns that wernt strictly hardcore, but Pirates must have had the highest production values i'v ever seen in an erotic film

ArmyofJuan

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rzac30 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:23:35 MST

You guys are missing the point here, with the new ability of the PSP to rip blu ray movies, this means HI DEF pronz anywhere!!! Man Sony's just been in a roll, now all they have to do is fulfill in most of their promises and I'll be happy.

rzac30

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El-Taco — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:19:09 MST

3 Discs? What the hell would be on the other two?!?

El-Taco

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K-OSS — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:10:41 MST

"When it comes down to image quality, there is no difference between the two."

The heck? The Porn Studios are Flame-Baiting now?

K-OSS

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BOMxAgonyxScenex — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:07:46 MST

ah correction. Blu-ray offers better video codecs for slighty better image...but nothing the average consumer will notice or care about.

BOMxAgonyxScenex

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Heihachi.vs.Kazuya — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:06:21 MST

People still pay for porn?

Heihachi.vs.Kazuya

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jimfear — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:06:16 MST

no , its double penetration but digital playground is only for the mainstream news.

btw , i saw this movie and it sucks!

jimfear

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The Dark Defender — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:03:37 MST

Are you sure the "D.P" on the cover stands for "Digital Playground"?

The Dark Defender

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stennex — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:52:50 MST

This movie was great. I cant believe i said that. But it is true. After downloading it and watching it i was shocked . I give it an 8 out of 10. Now i have to see it on blu-ray. Hope it is good. Maybe too much detail. Ladies u bette hide dem scars.

stennex

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ticalmc2k2 — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:52:27 MST

@GregoriusH:

Yeah just to try it once. I'm not saying I'd like it, but I wanna be sure.

ticalmc2k2

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GregoriusH — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:52:10 MST

We'll totally be able to see the implant scars now, btw.

GregoriusH

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huginn — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:49:33 MST

@EnigmaNemesis: Yeah, I'm with you on this. Porn 'stars' are butt fulgy.

huginn

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huginn — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:48:55 MST

Believe it or not, Porn was very big in choosing VCR over betamax.

Though honestly, I think most of us have already chosen our format of choice for porn. Divx ;)

huginn

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GregoriusH — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:48:45 MST

@ticalmc2k2:

Are you absolutely sure?

GregoriusH

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VenoMuS — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:48:30 MST

@EnigmaNemesis: lavias and flavias, flip flaps

VenoMuS

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EnigmaNemesis — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:47:17 MST

I dunno if you would want HD porn, some things are better left blurred!

EnigmaNemesis

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ticalmc2k2 — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:40:37 MST

How much does this sell for? I wanna check out some HD porn.

ticalmc2k2

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VenoMuS — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:38:34 MST

@slomo788:
........................i tottally forgot about that for a min, YES!! MOBILE PORN!!!!!!!

VenoMuS

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VenoMuS — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:37:25 MST

told you, tis the video games done made me a pornaholic.

VenoMuS

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slomo788 — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:37:10 MST

Hmm. The BD-PSP download thing makes this announcement very interesting.

slomo788

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psycoking — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:34:39 MST

@mechis: Amen brother. I never could watch more than 7 or 8 minutes of porn at a time...well, maybe on a good night...

psycoking

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silentbobfan — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:34:12 MST

I watched the edited version of Pirates one night at a friend's house. Alcohol was the only thing that got us to make it through the first 30 minutes before we finally fast forwarded through the rest of the "film". We then watched the unedited version. Either way both are a strong case for why porn shouldn't have a story. I think the Blu-ray and HD versions will be a good case for why porn shouldn't be in high definition. The "stars" of the "film" already look plastic and greasy enough on regular DVD.

silentbobfan

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Monger King — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:27:53 MST

@FeendRendor:

It's ok, we can share it!

Monger King

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djricekcn — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:22:10 MST

"She loves one of the principle actresses in it." Who, Jesse Jane?

djricekcn

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aeonpulse — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:20:53 MST

*gasp!* ooh! i LOVE that movie! great story!

aeonpulse

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dynendal — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:19:31 MST

That's cool, but wasn't the main hurdle for porn on the format Disney?

It'll only work if they can both co-exist peacefully. DVD did it, Blu-ray can too.

dynendal

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Thorn — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:18:09 MST

My girlfriend made me watch that one. She loves one of the principle actresses in it. It was a good mix of erotic and downright stupidly funny.

Thorn

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Trowble (XBL/PSN) — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:17:17 MST

"When it comes down to image quality, there is no difference between the two."
Preach it brother! Hi-def porn is hi-def porn. Blu-ray and HD DVD are basically the same shit to me too.

Trowble (XBL/PSN)

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Waza — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:16:02 MST

i'm interested

Waza

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mechis — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:15:43 MST

I don't understand the obsession over high definition. I don't need to magnify down to the molecule in order to get the blurred action sequences or jist of the story.

And as for porn, everyone just gets extremely low definition for free off the internet, does their business and moves on. If you need high definition, there's something wrong with you.

mechis

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Shindokie — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:15:37 MST

@FeendRendor:

*pat pat* Get them next time tiger, *gentle fist to jaw*

Shindokie

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djricekcn — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:15:06 MST

Digital Playground = Hollywood of porn. Joone = Speilburg (or however you spell it) of porn. Digital Playground titles sells like hotcakes =-X

djricekcn

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FeendRendor — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:14:10 MST

@mongerking: Damn you for stealing my comment! Sigh...I'm always too slow for the predictable comments.

But does this mean that the porn industry no longer serves as a reliable indicator of the future mainstream media format? The horror!

FeendRendor

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icepick314 — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:13:46 MST

HD porn!!

with HiDef pores and plastic surgery lines!!!

icepick314

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Monger King — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:12:27 MST

Finally! A real reason for me to buy a PS3!

Monger King

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Shindokie — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:10:03 MST

Ohh yea if its Pirates where is Crecente on the cover?

Shindokie

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Shindokie — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:09:42 MST

I can see it now. Masturbating to high def porn seeing all the wrinkle and cracks on the faces. The make up so detailed it looks wrong. AH.. yes i'm now officially turned off.

Shindokie

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Rengenki — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:08:59 MST

awesome cover

Rengenki