Peeing Next to Bill Gates - Kotaku Comments

Peeing Next to Bill Gates

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 21:25:35 MST

@dafthero: OMG, Bill Gates is Nemesis! (only City of Heroes players will get this)

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.

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frickinharlem3 — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:57:31 MST

And think how much better of a headline that would make: Peeing On Bill Gates.

frickinharlem3

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frickinharlem3 — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:56:10 MST

I think I'd have a hard time not turning and peeing on him, then pretending it was because I was so starstruck.

frickinharlem3

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SchoolBusDriver — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:43:44 MST

You guys are blind. No clue as to where Ash gets this stuff? Obviously he was the guy draining his lizard next to gates. Just didn't have the jewels to ask the questions he always wanted to ask Mr.Gates.

Shaken or Stirred?

SchoolBusDriver

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Antiterra — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 05:43:48 MST

@The Dark Defender: "I never trust a Frenchman" ~Revolver Ocelot

Especially when said Frenchman is Le Meur, whom everybody outside of France is lucky enough NOT to know. His main claim to fame is being the French President's lapdog from before he became President. Basically a crony with a blog, successful though he may be.

I mean, a true, worthy, self-respecting blogger would have taken a picture of Bill's bollocks - with his iPhone, too, adding insult to injury.

Antiterra

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Electroqueen — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 05:33:13 MST

I've heard that a good percentage of Japanese men pee sitting down.
Now if they've heard of how the richest man in the world, Bill Gates, does it, I just hope they would follow his... erm... shining example.

Electroqueen

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cactaur — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 05:28:22 MST

Its like that John Wayne joke. Someone would notice him while peeing at the urinal, turn his whole body and end up peeing on his boots.

cactaur

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LostHorizon — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:22:56 MST

Bill Gates pees standing and not seeted? finally uncle bill has my admiration :P

LostHorizon

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Zero2007 — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 03:12:54 MST

LOL

Zero2007

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The Dark Defender — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:52:34 MST

"I never trust a Frenchman" ~Revolver Ocelot

That means that Bill Gate's true origin as a biological entity is still up for grabs.

The Dark Defender

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EnigmaNemesis — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:26:33 MST

@Brian Ashcraft:

It isn't news, it's a privilege!

EnigmaNemesis

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dowingba — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:12:10 MST

@Brian Ashcraft: I never knew anyone ever peed beside Bill Gates, so it's news to me. Actually, I never even knew Bill Gates had to eliminate wastes from his body in the first place.

dowingba

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Brian Ashcraft — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:03:41 MST

@retronaut:
Who said peeing next to Bill Gates was news?

Brian Ashcraft

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retronaut — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:34:19 MST

That's the most stupid news story of 2008... gotta love Kotaku!

*LOL*

retronaut

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bangbangblah — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:59:16 MST

Finally it's explained how money doesn't buy happiness! Because with money, you have strange journalists staring down at your crotch as you wizz.

bangbangblah

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Bleentastic sees bandwagon and jumps — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:50:09 MST

@Mr. Fap☆Fap!: lol i dunno i'd probably get identiy theft by him if i got caught looking.

Also Yay the post preview thing is back now if they can stop the disappearing post they sometimes do.

Bleentastic sees bandwagon and jumps

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relic1980 — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:49:23 MST

Big deal. I once pumped Ted Nugent's gas back in
1980 (and no, he didn't have a varmint strapped
to his hood ^_^).

relic1980

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GregoriusH — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:41:49 MST

@Patient:

More likely Monopoly pieces. Geddit? Monopoly? ollloooolllol

Just saying that Bill Gates is rich because of his business decisions and not because of his tech prowess.

GregoriusH

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Patient — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:27:13 MST

Bill Gates pee is made of Ones and Zeros.

Patient

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Ess — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:14:46 MST

@marissa_melee:

Melinda on the honeymoon:

"So that's why it's called Microsoft."

Rimshot!

Ess

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Sparx — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:11:50 MST

Uh-oh, the Robo-Gates was leaking coolant

Sparx

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EnigmaNemesis — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:05:21 MST

@Elliuotatar:

Too funny!

EnigmaNemesis

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Elliuotatar — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:03:12 MST

So nothing happened?

Somehow I hoped that, not thinking you'd put out your other hand to shake his, but he'd be busy with it, and a third man on the other side of him would offer his assistance and well...

[www.youtube.com]

Elliuotatar

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Roflcopter_Down: Wants you to follow HIM! — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:01:57 MST

I the the [Pic] link was of the bathroom. :(

Roflcopter_Down: Wants you to follow HIM!

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Seestoff — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:59:37 MST

He doesn't piss gold, his penis is made of gold itself.

Seestoff

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Waza — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:41:54 MST

Bill Gates was so much happier to be around all those ladies for a picture than by peeing with you

Waza

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Torokun — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:37:20 MST

I once peed at the same stall right after Hideo Kojima went peeing at the E3...

I am quite content to say that Kojima's and my urine is mingled in the vast sewer out there somewhere.

Torokun

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blackadvent — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:35:07 MST

Must resist urge to quote Maddox... AGH!

blackadvent

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Reilaos~ — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:25:10 MST

@Elrando: *raises hand*

Reilaos~

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Elrando — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:16:23 MST

Ok, let's be honest, who else clicked this hoping to hear about someone discretely looking at Bill Gates wang?

Show of hands?

Elrando

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jamosthefifth — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:16:11 MST

There's a great song by Bad Credit called, interestingly enough, "Bill Gates Owes Me 5 Bucks". Hilarious song, go check it out at youtube:

[www.youtube.com]

jamosthefifth

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Brian Ashcraft — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:12:01 MST

@Kirbytheslayer: Loves NinjaBread Man!:
I live to serve.

Brian Ashcraft

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Heyyou27 — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:00:51 MST

@dowingba: Do you honestly think he carries any money? He doesn't believe in paying more than $7 for a haircut!

Heyyou27

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Krytha — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:58:40 MST

He could've tried to cop a feel. But the opportunity was WASTED on a JOURNALIST!

Krytha

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Nex Antonius — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:55:43 MST

He pees gold. Wait, that's normal.

Nex Antonius

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dowingba — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:54:24 MST

He should have taken his wallet. Some people just don't see the obvious.

dowingba

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syl1985 — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:48:10 MST

Sir, you seem to be leaking coolant at an alarming rate!

Would you like me to fix you up with some searing hot resin?

syl1985

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marissa_melee — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:47:36 MST

Everyone wants to know, but I'll be the one to ask:

We need a report on penis size. STAT. And if you didn't bother to look, shame on you.

marissa_melee

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Trowble (XBL/PSN) — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:47:00 MST

Somehow only this comes to mind:

[www.youtube.com]

Trowble (XBL/PSN)

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Pornosaur — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:42:44 MST

I took a whiz next to Michael Jordan about 8 years ago in Scottsdale Arizona. He wasn't as tall as I expected. Was smoking a cigar the whole time.

Pornosaur

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Ryanraven — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:42:34 MST

robots never waste anything. They are like true outdoorsmen!

Ryanraven

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Ryanraven — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:42:07 MST

You and I both know bill gates was not peeing he was refueling......duh!

Ryanraven

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Grahamunculus — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:35:34 MST

I would probably attempt to shake his hand and then realise it's highly inappropriate.

Grahamunculus

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Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:31:39 MST

@Bonz117: Except for making the Xbox and Zune.

(Xbox one, btw. Just in case somebody gets offended)

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB

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Shindokie — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:28:48 MST

It was probably Ashcraft and he created a fake name... or alias. Tun tun tunnnnn

Shindokie

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Bonz117 — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:27:25 MST

Did you hear a klinking coming from his general direction? Everything he does turns to money.

Bonz117

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romBox — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:26:31 MST

@explodingman:

Gross. :)

romBox

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The Amazing Exploding-Man — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:25:36 MST

Pix or it didn't happen.

The Amazing Exploding-Man

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VenoMuS — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:25:21 MST

The Gates dosnt use public urinals, he wouldnt defile something wasnt encrusted in diamonds or recently dug up.

VenoMuS

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flukielukie — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:22:58 MST

He pees money ;)

flukielukie

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dafthero — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:19:13 MST

that yellow liquid was actually leftover deposits and water from his steam-engine body.

dafthero

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Mr. Fap☆Fap! — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:16:48 MST

@EnigmaNemesis:
I would. Not that I'd want to see it, necessarily, but...I'd just have to know if mine was bigger or not.

Not knowing would haunt me until my end of days...

Oh, good! The post preview thingy is back!

Mr. Fap☆Fap!

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okenny :) — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:15:54 MST

He should have started tapping... you know... the protocol ;)

okenny :)

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Raynre — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:14:53 MST

He wasnt urinating, he was unloading all of the concentrated evil that had built up throughout the day.

True story.

Raynre

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lifeinthefridge — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:12:30 MST

wow...that would be pretty awkward..only because I'd be "holy crap your bill gates!"

lifeinthefridge

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NessD12 — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:12:26 MST

Really how does ash find this shit? I assume he uses some sort of specialially scripted stumble upon told only to search for "Dirty pictures related to video games"

NessD12

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Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:09:53 MST

See.

This is what I was talking about.

It appears to be Ashcraft's job to look up the craziest, most pornographic, random stuff that he can. I don't even want to know the google search used to find that picture. Or if he had it already saved on his HDD, why?

@Ashcraft: Congrats on having the greatest job ever.

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB

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EnigmaNemesis — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:08:24 MST

Be honest, did you glance at the richest genitals in the world?

EnigmaNemesis