Finally A Shark Gun For The Wii - Kotaku Comments

Finally A Shark Gun For The Wii

Sloopydrew — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:03:41 MDT

"playing easily, playing happily"

It's about time! I was growing incredibly tired of playing difficultly and playing miserably! Pega Wu shark gun or GTAIV? GTAIV or Pega Wu shark gun? I think we all know the answer.

Sloopydrew

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Wapanese — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 12:13:32 MST

This reminds me of that game on the Wii where you gould get the guys to shoot dolphin water pistols against girls in bikinis./ What was that called again?

Wapanese

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Bokusatsu_Tenshi — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 10:57:01 MST

The only wii people will be playing on this is, of course, the shark's.

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

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Bokusatsu_Tenshi — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 10:55:51 MST

Why is Fahey saying repeatedly that this is for Wii?
It's clearly for the most superior next gen console of them all... the Wu!
Made by the most original brand name ever... Pega.

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

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Purple Dave — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 08:49:47 MST

@Tsukibara:
Uh, no, that's a shark's _wünis_. Or something.

Purple Dave

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Evil Jim — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 01:14:02 MST

~ But can you use it to shoot fish in a barrel?

~ "You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' Wiimotes attached to their heads!"

Seriously, I gotta get one of these. I don't even have a Wii, I just want one.

Evil Jim

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hrabbit — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 22:34:18 MST

Seriously, I have to get me one of these "shark guns" are they just shaped like sharks or do they shoot sharks? or both :D

*looks at "made in china" on the back*

only in china XD

hrabbit

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GOLD5 — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 21:55:37 MST

With lively appearance and smooth lines, shark gun makes you feel comfortable, and gives you a strong sense of shark.

GOLD5

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PlayerX — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 21:38:58 MST

@captainmurphy: Nice name, fignuts!

Love that show...

PlayerX

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Tsukibara — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 20:20:05 MST

But you guys, it is only compatible with a Wü. That is a "u" with an umlaut on it, making it Wü. Silly boys, this can't possibly work with Nintendo's Wii. Especially since Nintendo is child- and nongamer-friendly. "Playing" with a shark's penis is not a part of Nintendo's company image.

Tsukibara

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Purple Dave — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:50:53 MST

"...poking the trigger with your forefinger to shoot, will bring you a "you are there" feel."

Yeah...I'm not sure I want to know what it feels like to poke a shark's "trigger" with my forefinger. I feel dirty for having even had that suggested to me.

Purple Dave

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VanFinale — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 15:25:41 MST

I want one

VanFinale

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Eltigro — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 15:06:25 MST

It's about time... Now I don't have to make my own.

A question: Why doesn't the silhouette look like it's holding a shark?

"With lively appearance and smooth lines, shark gun make you feel comfortable and give you a strong sense of shark liked invincible force." Is this a description for a peripheral or a blowup sex doll?

Also, I've never heard ANYONE refer to the nunchuk as a mushroom head... but I'm gonna start!

Eltigro

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Trowble (XBL/PSN) — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 15:05:49 MST

The Shark Gun delivers a "True Experience." Endorsed by the 36 Chambers of the Wü?

Trowble (XBL/PSN)

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Huxle — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 14:57:03 MST

Can the Wii get any stupider accessories? Yeah, probably... I mean, it IS the Wii.

Huxle

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Green-clad Gamer Dude — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 14:30:21 MST

For get the Wii. I want a "Wü" now.

Green-clad Gamer Dude

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HawaiianActor — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 14:26:12 MST

@Witzbold: i agree! i could use it to cover my naughty bits like in the whorecraft post a while back!

HawaiianActor

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Witzbold — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 14:18:46 MST

Somebody get on with making a Kotaku Pointing Fish Wii Sword!

It will sell millions I tell you. MILLIONS!

Witzbold

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My360broked — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 14:17:03 MST

MY GOD, that DOES sound like Cake lyrics...

I'll buy two, and stick my mushroom heads in both. On second thought, I think I'll take that back.

My360broked

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otakupaul — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 14:03:13 MST

its gonna be just like shooting with a kotaku pointing-fish!

otakupaul

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Flyerfye — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 13:44:03 MST

This has left me totally speechless. I just can't do anything but laugh.

Flyerfye

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Billkwando — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 13:36:52 MST

Poor Wii.

I think this is the first time the shark has jumped itself.

Billkwando

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Ometochtli — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 13:25:48 MST

the next best thing to a shark with a laser gun on its head, a shark that is a laser gun.

Ometochtli

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Spiffyness — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 13:23:58 MST

@Wyld: But what about the "trigger?" Or the "Mushroom head?"

Spiffyness

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Wyld — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 13:19:46 MST

Where´s the Kotaku Fish on this one? Oh, wait, you don´t need it.

Wyld

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m9105826 — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 13:15:53 MST

I think "shark-liked invincible force" should be the new industry buzzterm for when a new game comes out.

"Playing our game is so much more than a gaming experience. It gives you a 'you're there' feeling. You really get that feeling that you're a shark-liked invincible force..."

m9105826

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Timsobuff74 — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 13:04:36 MST

Oh boy thats funny. Literally lolz.

Timsobuff74

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rKarhu — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:58:15 MST

But WTF is Sam Fisher doing in the crosshair? :D

rKarhu

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T422 — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:57:57 MST

Isn't this thing for the knock-off WU, not the real Wii? If you look in the lower right corner on the front and the upper right on the left it says WU, not Wii.

T422

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alphacigara — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:55:43 MST

Ordered from this site before and even after a lengthy backorder I received my item in about a month. They are legit, so buy all the shark guns you want!

alphacigara

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Kyouryuu — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:52:33 MST

Armed AND Dangerous.

Kyouryuu

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Smadubaku — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:33:14 MST

Well, looks like he Vii and the Waa were late to the party again. That's why the Wu is the better console and pwns them all. Plus, the Wu comes with 50% more invisible military shark tough-guy force stuff and the mushroom heads are twice as chubby.

Smadubaku

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ShaggE — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:21:10 MST

But my dranghty is in the shop! And I lost my rentilafect... No shark gun for ShaggE.... :(

ShaggE

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kickingtotalass — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:02:35 MST

This product is great. Clearly the only reliable shark gun's are made by Pega.

kickingtotalass

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busboy33 — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:56:04 MST

Sorry for the doublepost . .

rentilafecl? Maybe that's what you get on your mushroom head. You know, if it's not kept in the draughty.

busboy33

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busboy33 — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:53:38 MST

Everybody already stole all my good snarky comments, dammit!

Serious question:
"Notice: This product should be put in the draughty and XXXXXX matter being used or leave unused."
What's the XXXXXXXXX? It just seems like a random selection of letters.

busboy33

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KenogaBrave — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:52:53 MST

God! A true experience! Finally!

KenogaBrave

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Spiffyness — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:51:31 MST

@CreepyP: No... THIS IS A TRIUMPH.@Ghede: *hides*

Spiffyness

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StrikerGold — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:45:09 MST

The hell? Ohhh... its only for the Wu. I'll have to find another controller for .

StrikerGold

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Hylian — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:39:29 MST

wow, I know a certain soldier who is a certain sellout

Hylian

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frank0127 — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:37:18 MST

it's the Wu. not the Wii.

frank0127

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pandafresh — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:32:06 MST

No More Heroes was my only reason for wanting a Wii, this is now officially my second.

pandafresh

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neoyaku — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:21:36 MST

"During the Gun-Fighting Game..." Which gun-fighting game?... There are so many.

neoyaku

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El-Suave — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:20:24 MST

The only way to play "Endless Ocean"!

El-Suave

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guy_jin — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:19:37 MST

another quality wü product.

guy_jin

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extratastycrispy — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:18:39 MST

It's too bad I already commented today on the "Favorite Post of 2007" contest. Because this is the clear winner. Amazing.

extratastycrispy

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DCSimian — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:17:12 MST

Sorry for the double post, but anyone else notice Sam Fischer, just waiting to kill anyone using this thing? A subtle warning perhaps...

DCSimian

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DCSimian — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:14:26 MST

This had to be made for Ghost Squad...dolphin water pistols weren't just enough!

DCSimian

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therealzantos — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:05:30 MST

I love the way that even the guy who posed for the silhouettes on the box is too ashamed to use one.....

therealzantos

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geekgrrl — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:04:46 MST

words (even engrish words) fail me.

geekgrrl

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gaijira — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:50:09 MST

In at the last minute, I vote this entry for Best Engrish of 2007.

gaijira

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fallingdove — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:25:03 MST

Why does the Wii have to get the shittiest things. I am glad Hannah Montana is exclusive to the Wii, now, with this shark gun, I can shoot her stupid face.

fallingdove

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87th — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:21:38 MST

Oh, Shark Gun. Bring me that "you are there" feel.

87th

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MURDERFACE — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:21:14 MST

@captainmurphy: FIGNUTS!!!! sorry i had to say it.

MURDERFACE

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MURDERFACE — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:20:31 MST

The sketch showing how to plug the shark on the nunchuk scares me and reminds me of the creappy VC cats comic.

[www.vgcats.com]

MURDERFACE

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CaptainMurphy — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:20:00 MST

I can't help but ask...why?

CaptainMurphy

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Doomstink — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:01:28 MST

Would be perfect for "Armed and Dangerous" if only it was on the Wii.

Doomstink

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Benjo — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:59:42 MST

Officially awful.

Benjo

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DranzerKire — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:40:31 MST

No support for the Waa?

DranzerKire

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AtomicAgeZombie — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:36:18 MST

You have to push your mushroom head into the shark... riiight.
Maybe they'll release a Caligula peripheral so you can waggle your spear and show off your Roman war helmet.

AtomicAgeZombie

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Pinhead — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:35:13 MST

It's shark-tastic!

Pinhead

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mydogisdexter — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:30:58 MST

"poking the trigger with your forefinger"

Everyone knows you are supposed to poke the dranghty with your forefinger, not the trigger.

mydogisdexter

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Mezodon — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:28:44 MST

The gun gives you a "you are there" feel? Where the hell would that be, exactly, where there are shark guns?

The nunchuk is connected in step 1 and then invisible in step 2.

Unnumbered, unlabeled step 3: gun looks less like a shark for some reason so you stab yourself in the neck.

Mezodon

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PlayerX — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:21:38 MST

@underground_slacker: "Hey, good-lookin'! I'll be back to shoot you with a shark LATER!"

PlayerX

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underground_slacker — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:19:34 MST

i used to be a loser, no job, no car, no girlfreind.
-but!, thanks to the pega shark gun ive got shark like invincible force all through the day....it hasnt actually gotten me anything yet but..

underground_slacker

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:18:28 MST

Is that kid in the upper right hand corner in a neck brace?

Did the Shark Gun turn on him?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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shiwasu — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:17:26 MST

This article reminded me of why I read Kotaku. Well done.

shark-like invincible force.

shiwasu

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Vidunder — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:17:19 MST

Wü?
Is it the PAL version of the Vii or what?

Vidunder

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Ghede — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:11:46 MST

You do realize now that you have posted this, the post shall worm its way to Cake, and they may very well make it into lyrics.

I swear to gravy, the first person who replies with a Portal quote will feel my fury, my noodley muscled fury.

Ghede

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Billkwando — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:10:53 MST

Fuck.............just fuck.

Is that a soldier on the package there? Possibly one of our guys fending off insurgents with his invincible......fish?

This feels disrespectful somehow.

@MonkeyBiz:

Celluar, modular, interactive-odular:
[www.newgrounds.com]

Billkwando

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PlayerX — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:09:43 MST

Ah, finally... the perfect Wii accessory for my cousin who lives in the hollowed-out volcano on Death Island....

PlayerX

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RPGr — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:09:17 MST

OK, so now we have a "Pega Shark Gun"?

I know it's a ripoff from Ghost Squad's "squirt bikini babes with dolphin water gun" scenario so now the question is, where are the bikini babes?

RPGr

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frankbeans — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:05:33 MST

i'm still laughing at the mushroom head. who ever came up with this stuff should be shot, with a shark-gun shaped baretta.

frankbeans

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Norellicus — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:05:14 MST

Isn't that for the chinese ripoff Wu? Not the actual Wii

Norellicus

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Mr.SithNinja — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:01:16 MST

I guess this is as close as I am going to get to having a shark with a freaking laser beam attached to its head.....

Mr.SithNinja

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Ballaboy311 — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:59:47 MST

At least it doesnt look like a gun so the parents will not bitch about it.

Ballaboy311

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jamosthefifth — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:59:02 MST

I'm getting that "you are there" feeling just looking at it...

jamosthefifth

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SanjiX — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:57:02 MST

The Wii Perfect Shot is still the best Wii gun shell out there. This is just... wow, just wow.

SanjiX

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MonkeyBiz — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:53:27 MST

Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Banana-phone!

MonkeyBiz

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crobat62 — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:53:19 MST

@DreamcastRIP: We already had a Mew stylus... With odd placement. We don't need pedophiles buying "odd" Pikachu peripherals.

crobat62

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Candlejack — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:50:17 MST

Shark gun can make you feel comfortable! Order today to receive accompanying pharmaceutics.

Candlejack

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MASOCHIST187 — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:49:35 MST

I can't decide if I enjoy playing easily or playing happily better.........at least with this I get both!

MASOCHIST187

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DreamcastRIP — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:44:36 MST

Why stop at sharks? Where's the Pikachu gun!

DreamcastRIP

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glaeven — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:43:31 MST

i got to get me one of these "Wü"

there are so many cool accessories! (and they're cheap!)

glaeven

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evslin — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:40:48 MST

A "you are there" feel?!

DO WANT

evslin

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MASOCHIST187 — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:39:55 MST

I've been on the fence about purchasing a wii but after seeing this I don't think I can wait any longer. I wanted to join the army in order to get the true experience of shooting with shark shaped weapons but I have flat feet..........while I caress this instrument of death firmly in my hands I will picture the recruiter who gave me the news about my feet........

MASOCHIST187

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romBox — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:37:28 MST

@Double J:

LOL...Didn't notice till you said it.

Hilarious.

romBox

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m9105826 — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:36:57 MST

Apparently it's only compatible with the "Wu". I now want a Wu simply so I can squeeze the shark penis and kill bad guys with an invincible shark-like feeling...

m9105826

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crobat62 — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:36:03 MST

@Double J: You aren't just invincible. You are... LEGEND. [insert movie ending spoiler]. The JAWS shark blew up at the end, right?
If you know the ending to I am Legend you'd understand.

crobat62

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tehFluffz — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:35:51 MST

Compatible with the Wu, nice.

tehFluffz

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Machete_Bear — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:34:59 MST

"It kinda sounds like Cake lyrics if you space it out just right."

I can hear it right now, and I already want the single.
Also, is that Sam Fisher in the crosshairs?

Machete_Bear

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Elderwulf — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:34:24 MST

That's not his dorsal fin......

Elderwulf

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Double J — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:32:59 MST

And I'm sorry, it has to be said: The trigger is a penis. A shark penis.

Double J

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crobat62 — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:32:26 MST

I'm beginning to unveil this mystery. If you hit (pegas) a shark, it'll go away. So sharks aren't actually invincible... what else are they hiding?

crobat62

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Lightbunny — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:32:15 MST

Remember, though, this product should be put in the dranghty and rentilafecl no matter being used or leave unused.

Lightbunny

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iainttha1 — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:31:34 MST

If I saw this in the store before christmas, I would have bought one for every one of my friends who has a Wii. Damn, I wanna play with a strong sense of shark-like invincible force.

iainttha1

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El Patricko — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:30:00 MST

This is a joke, right?

El Patricko

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87th — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:29:45 MST

"A strong sense of shark-like invincible force".
I want.

87th

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Sento Naninaki — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:29:37 MST

Thats it! now that I know that purchasing a wii will allow me to sodomize helpless plastic animals with the help of this...acc- uh, con-...device. I'm going to walmart and taking a lawn chair.

Sento Naninaki

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What The Geek — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:28:51 MST

Best Wii attachment ever.

I've often wanted to feel as invincible as a shark - now I can. This product will change my life forever.

What The Geek

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crobat62 — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:28:22 MST

'Pega' is a tense of 'pegar,' which is 'hit' in English.
LAWSUIT
*OBJECTION... wait! *gets head bitten off by sharks*

crobat62

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Señor Vorpal Kickass'o — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:28:20 MST

I see only danger in having a tag called "mushroom head."

The front of the box claims it's the "true experience" of shooting with a shark. As a gun. Which I've done in Costa Rica; I will scrutinize this imitation harshly.

Señor Vorpal Kickass'o

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underground_slacker — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:28:00 MST

good lord, im getting my broom and calling shenanigans on this.

....with shark like power of invicible or whatever it was.

underground_slacker

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Double J — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:27:44 MST

Ponic Team has really gone downhill as of late.

Double J

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Mizzuru — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:26:23 MST

Whats even better is that this thing is made by 'Pega', that has got to be the worst blatant copying of a company's name ever.

Mizzuru

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Ignatius — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:25:28 MST

Pega, sounds reliable.

Ignatius