20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama. - Kotaku Comments

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

_tdc_ — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 18:02:42 MST

Uh...I think he's better casted for Ready 2 Rumble: Boxing Round 2 the movie.

_tdc_

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

creedo44 — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:47:28 MST

What's about kotaku ''And an Expos fan. He smokes, too. In case 20th Century Fox and Akira Toriyama are interested, we also have pics of Oummada next to a plant, sitting on a bench and with his dog.'' ???

creedo44

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Andromatic — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:02:00 MST

crack does terrible things

Andromatic

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darvos — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:22:48 MST

someone make a ytmnd on this

darvos

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Project Thanatos — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 09:30:40 MST

I lawled for real.

Project Thanatos

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Miharu — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 04:10:49 MST

Of course, this is a joke right? :)

Miharu

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creedo44 — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 03:54:57 MST

I'am new here because of what I have seen, I'am sorry but this guy on the second pics is death (car accident) I knew it is an old acquantance, there are different between him and is twin brother. It's not very identical you can differ with is haircut.

creedo44

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Chef — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 21:01:27 MST

INTERNET SHAME

Chef

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RabiesBaby — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 15:51:10 MST

I won't eve comment on the fro, but I honestly don't recall Goku having a crustache.

RabiesBaby

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

chungo — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 11:08:19 MST

(Goku + Afro-ninja) * Obviously = this guy.

Obviously.

chungo

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

TurboSloth — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 10:39:12 MST

I'm pretty sure this guy is in France, not anywhere in the U.S. His typos seems much more typical of a non English speaker than an internet shut-in...

I won't say any more, there are already enough people piling on this ridiculously easy target...

Except this: Kotaku, my money says that this is some sort of ironic troll/retard litmus test and that when the banhammer starts swinging on Monday, this thread is going to see a lot of casualties. If so, bravo sirs, ingenious.

TurboSloth

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

YotaruVegeta — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 10:35:59 MST

Wow, that guy's not an illiterate pothead at all. No sir!

YotaruVegeta

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

MrPerson — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 09:55:45 MST

KAAAA MEEEEE HAAAA MEEEEE whoooa, my hands are huge.

MrPerson

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

gstatty — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 03:36:21 MST

mr kali kali kali man, got some herbs to smoke tonight, feelin high high high feelin so high, feelin high high high, feelin down down down

gstatty

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Absent Blue — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 02:56:52 MST

For all that is holy I hope that guy is not from San Antonio. If he is I apologize for my fair city.

His hair? Like Goku's? Not close, but closer than his complexion, eyes, and build however.

Absent Blue

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Vecha — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 00:48:35 MST

They should make DBZ...a movie in CGI...like FF Spirited Away or shrek...or bee movie...just not suck as hard...that would be better

Vecha

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Essonse — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 23:33:41 MST

@UltraMagnus:

My God. You're absolutely right.

Essonse

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

AaronMD — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 23:11:12 MST

Funny

AaronMD

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Myst3r1o — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 21:48:48 MST

Oh...
My...
GOD!!!

He must have really been screwed beyond belief when he wrote those letters.

The only thing he'll get from either FOX or Akira is a restraining order... ordering him to NEVER send them letters again.

Wow. WOW!

Myst3r1o

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

drbrownt0wn — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 21:31:53 MST

oh god.. I rofled my ass off

drbrownt0wn

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Odin — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 21:29:08 MST

So... is it just me reading in between the lines or did anyone else read the part about him having an identical twin as "I come with my own stunt double"?

Guess his brother is disposable on his way to stardom.

Odin

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

NaughtyBitsGLiF — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 20:30:10 MST

@Cwolf267: That was great!

Perfect High School Satan ... think about it.

@purdy: Second the hair Contest.

@K-Squad: There. would. be. nothing. Well maybe just smoke.

NaughtyBitsGLiF

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

xtimrs — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 20:19:25 MST

I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

I just rewatched all of DBZ in the last month or so, and christ, I think this just ruined it. And here I was feeling all good after finally seeing the Buu saga for the first time.

Definitely on crack or meth. That guy is emaciated in an unnatural way, and it isn't from a Kaioken x20 or anything like that :P

xtimrs

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Knoxximus (360/PSN) — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 18:34:55 MST

IT'S A TRAP!!

Knoxximus (360/PSN)

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Knoxximus (360/PSN) — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 18:24:01 MST

Kotaku, could you guys PLEASE post the REST of his casting pics? I especially wanna see the one with his dog, and maybe the one with the plant....wonder what kind of 'plant' it is? Heh heh heh.....

Knoxximus (360/PSN)

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Xephos — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 18:19:40 MST

Wow guy should probably be cast in Half Baked 2, not Dragon Ball Z.

Xephos

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Altima NEO — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 18:13:23 MST

Did I miss something?

Altima NEO

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

SuperMekman — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 18:09:42 MST

....smoking?...

/sigh..

SuperMekman

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Shuricain — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 18:02:00 MST

This guy looks like he should be named "Bones"

Shuricain

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

moustachio — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 17:48:53 MST

so thats why Goku always had the munchies

moustachio

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Kikouken — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 17:10:21 MST

LMFAO.
Honestly, what the hell. I wasn't even expecting anything like this at all. I thought he was going to be asian.

Kikouken

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Shroom — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 16:05:58 MST

isn't he missing the physique? he's awfully stringy.....

Dragon Bong-Z: Rise Songoku

Shroom

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akwinters — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 15:47:59 MST

Thank you for making my day, Kotaku! Priceless!

akwinters

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

smeee — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 15:46:03 MST

Its the MEGA BLUNT!!RUUUUN!!!

smeee

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

neojam — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 15:45:20 MST

lol is he being serious?

neojam

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Blank — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 15:35:24 MST

he would be the best goku.

Blank

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

--Core-- — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 15:30:40 MST

@Gunhaver:

Yeah.. I was thinking something looked wrong as well..

Anyways... I have doubt's about a live action DBZ movie..Where as I would like it to work well I suppose.. if History is anything to go off of.. Its going to make a lot of fans weep... WEEP really freaking hard.. like little kids who's candy has been snatched away and stomped on in front of our eyes..

--Core--

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

I h8 ph15h with a passion — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:48:50 MST

he could be mr satan or hercule or watever

I h8 ph15h with a passion

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

amzo — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:48:49 MST

@Lethal_Dosage:
YEAH that,s xactly what I was thinking! 1of the best posts kotaku ever made!
want more of these|

amzo

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huhwhat — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:40:04 MST

He really, really should be cast as Goku, just to make the movie funny. After all, a live action DBZ movie can only be taken as seriously as the Mario movie or a sentai show.

huhwhat

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

thereturnoftheufo — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:37:22 MST

@ApocalypseVII: Last time I checked, Goku's buff, too.

thereturnoftheufo

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

thereturnoftheufo — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:35:02 MST

@Dave Silva:

thereturnoftheufo

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

thereturnoftheufo — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:30:48 MST

@Saint Anima: It's beyond me why any black person would want their hair to look like something caught in my vacuum cleaner.

thereturnoftheufo

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

thereturnoftheufo — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:28:35 MST

...Maybe if they shaved or totally smushed his fro under a super saiyan wig it would work, but unless so, then nope. He's got the facial and cheek features though.

He also needs to shave that beard.

thereturnoftheufo

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Bando — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:05:31 MST

@天人:

"@Huginn: I think the first step to making a meme of this is to create a YTMND of this guy's pictures with Afroman's Because I Got High."

Everything is not a meme, unless you have somehow stumbled into 7chan, then everything and it's grandma is a meme.

Bando

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swordsmith87 — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:39:33 MST

Um...
No comment.

swordsmith87

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

AsauPrime — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:20:59 MST

Hope that's not his room in the first pic....

AsauPrime

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

RigorMortis — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:05:13 MST

That is one ugly motherfucker.

RigorMortis

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

ApocalypseVII — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:49:19 MST

Dude...
Cat looks like a cracked up lion if he looks like anything. That's not a bad joke, it's just an observation. If he looks like Goku, then God help whomever looks like Vegeta, or hell, Bulma.

I mean, if having a fro that just won't lay down and a physique that looks like you've been malnourished and stepped out of an 80's "Save Ethiopia" poster, then shit, let's hit the "Scene" scene.
Get us some Saiyans.
-Adam

ApocalypseVII

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Knoxximus (360/PSN) — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:45:44 MST

He done smoked himself reTARded. XD

Knoxximus (360/PSN)

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

ManjiKengo — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:41:09 MST

long neck is very long.

ManjiKengo

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Annex1 — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:31:18 MST

But, here is the important question: Will it blend?

No, seriously though, this guy is clearly stoned out of his mind and I am pretty sure that isn't a cigarette in his mouth.

Annex1

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Lightthrower — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:07:30 MST

Sangoku is the french of Songoku :-)

Lightthrower

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Integral_Taken — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:47:34 MST

It's funny. As soon as I noticed that Ashcraft misspelled for to "fro", i see a wacked up guy with a huge "fro".

Not expecting that at all.

Integral_Taken

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Aej — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:47:27 MST

I am the stone that builder refused
I am the visual
The inspiration
That made lady sing the blues

I'm the spark that makes your idea bright
The same spark
that lights the dark
So that you can know your left from your right

I am the ballot in your box
The bullet in your gun
The inner glow that lets you know
To call your brother son
The story that just begun
The promise of what's to come
And I'm 'a remain a soldier till the war is won

...In other news, this guy's picture is way too easy for someone to make a good YTMND. Set it to the DBZ theme song, plz.

Aej

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

deathbunny — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:43:33 MST

crack is bad for you.

deathbunny

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Knoxximus (360/PSN) — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:28:47 MST

Actually, if the Boondocks ever DID to a LAM, this guy WOULD be Huey ALL DAY.

Knoxximus (360/PSN)

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

reywing — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:14:52 MST

Delusional man on acid making embarrassing request to be in a live action movie based on an over the top animated and graphic serial, I can believe, but delusional Hollywood thinking this movie is going to be any good, I can't.

reywing

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Thrillhaus — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:13:07 MST

Oh bizzy... why wont you just get back with bone-thugs already?

Thrillhaus

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Robbotron — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:07:10 MST

This is too easy.. I just can't. :(

I JUST CANT!

Robbotron

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Ryuji — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:06:23 MST

0_0

If they would actually use him for the movie, I will definitively go watch it... twice :D

Ryuji

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Xercas32 — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:49:53 MST

Ghetto DBZ thats what that is

Xercas32

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

DocOther — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:47:43 MST

@kuzuboshii:

wwwwwwwwwww?

DocOther

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Jayzilla — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:41:38 MST

You're all crazy he looks just like Goku.

Jayzilla

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

NickPLG — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:26:56 MST

@BigManZam: Yeah. I'm getting the same sort of idea. Just look at the spelling mistakes. It looks intentional. So, everyone: No more LOL'ING, and more LULZ. Thank you.

NickPLG

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

oneasianthug — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:16:51 MST

@Srol:
maybe he just likes to wear the colors.LMAO poor kid needs to gain some weight and go back to school.

oneasianthug

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

TheCakeIsALie — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:43:46 MST

@PurpleMonkey: "I almost feel bad for laughing, like he's mildly retarded or something."

Only mildly? :P

LOLOLOL, and yes, there NEEDS to be a YTMND about this.

TheCakeIsALie

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Dirtystreetz-XP — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:42:21 MST

because songoku was clearly an expo fan that smokes on benches with his dog

Dirtystreetz-XP

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

ZenGaijin — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:33:24 MST

If they ever make a Samurai Champloo movie this guy should get cased as Mugen.

ZenGaijin

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Mainman — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:22:31 MST

My.... my God.

CRYING with laughter right now.

Mainman

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

zymase — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:21:35 MST

Highlight is the flower vase and granny bedspread in the background of the first picture

zymase

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

y2julio — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:18:17 MST

@Cwolf267: LMFAOOO

y2julio

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Darkwing87 — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:17:43 MST

What a brilliant thing to wake up to!

Darkwing87

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

KarateNinja — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:50:07 MST

I think he would be perfect to cast as Goku, and by that I mean in a live action homemade movie of DBZ in someone's backyard that will inevitably be posted on youtube.

KarateNinja

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

KPrecise — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:45:07 MST

I wanna know what he's smokin cause thats some good sh*t!

KPrecise

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Yamster — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:27:57 MST

hahahahhaa

Yamster

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

kNZA — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:24:26 MST

WOW!

kNZA

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

LaserJudas — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:19:39 MST

@Furious_Liver: Damn right we are. We didn't make asinine claims, then try to back them up with pictures of ourselves stoned out of our minds while wearing a girl's hairband.

LaserJudas

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Furious_Liver — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:09:19 MST

Yeesh, I thought this was Kotaku. Everyones being quite immature over this. >___>;;

Furious_Liver

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Vileyaser — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 07:35:07 MST

I think if he took better pictures, he might be able to show us some sort of resemblance.
I can see where he got the idea of looking like son goku from so....TAKE BETTER PICTURES,
you almost look like an anime character.

(Y)

Vileyaser

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Rammsoldat — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 07:22:23 MST

with that hairdoo and build he'd be better cast as brooke if they ever do a one piece movie.

Rammsoldat

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

GrapenutsRobot — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 07:12:18 MST

Seriously, the two pictures are like a before/after meth ad.

GrapenutsRobot

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

oneasianthug — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:55:18 MST

he needs to take that blunt out of his mouth, get a hair cut, and be a productive member of society, now puff, puff, pass bitches.!!

oneasianthug

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

adamonfire — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:54:47 MST

@narcosis219: Way to try and act like hardass over Dragon Ball Z semantics....

adamonfire

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

barktwiggs — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:52:25 MST

His hair is over 9000!!!!!!!!!

barktwiggs

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:52:16 MST

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Ruisu — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:45:34 MST

WoW I dont know what to say i was expecting something way different in the pictures

Ruisu

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

creid — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:33:45 MST

For some reason, this guy really scares me.

creid

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:33:21 MST

@Electroqueen: I mean this stoner afro guy who wants to play Goku is the most awesome being alive, dammit.

Chuck Norris often steps aside for a bit to let someone else have their 15 minutes of internet fame. He's cool like that.

He also endorses Huckabee. Seriously. YouTube search.

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

jeffx — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:24:13 MST

Man I miss the expos...

jeffx

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

KenogaBrave — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:19:12 MST

Ghettoball z

KenogaBrave

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Electroqueen — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:18:42 MST

@Sabre_Justice: No that's Chuck Norris. You've ever here of any Goku jokes? I haven't. But I've heard ALOT of Chuck Norris jokes.
I nominate Chuck Norris to play Goku, if only Dragon Ball didn't have so many Buddhist references.

Electroqueen

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

L_K_M — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:12:17 MST

@UltraMagnus: GUILTY!

L_K_M

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

FanDam — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:05:56 MST

@IntelSilver: You mention twice he should be Huey from the Boondocks. You'd be wrong. He does look like a Boondocks character, but not Huey.

Dude looks like Jazmine Dubois.

FanDam

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Zero_ — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:01:01 MST

"and we all know that Sangoku's hair is the power."

... Definetly, some might say that.... IT"S OVER NIIIIIINNNNNNE THOOOOOUUUUSSAAAANNNNDDD!!

Zero_

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Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 05:52:37 MST

@Electroqueen: Goku's like 3 metres tall.

My friend thinks this man looks like different people depending on how you look at him or something. I just think he's crazy. That stare...

He's also the most awesome being alive.

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Electroqueen — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 05:43:41 MST

He wishes he was this guy called "Sangoku?!" Ha! Doesn't he know that Japanese anime and manga characters are shorter than the average American?
Now if he loses at most 12 inches off his height, he MAY have a chance.

Electroqueen

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Infradead — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 05:43:27 MST

Awww, he's like a stoned sunflower.

Infradead

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Eltigro — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 05:20:49 MST

It might be okay... I hear they're considering Snoop Dogg for the next Superman movie... NOT!

Eltigro

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

redbeardage — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 05:19:05 MST

I just got up at 6:20am for a weekend shift and the first thing I looked at was this post for a second time. Simply marvelous.

redbeardage

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defferoo — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 04:17:19 MST

LAWLZ.... his hair is his power...? HAHAHA

defferoo

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loshjandis — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 04:13:00 MST

Expos are long gone
Spurs says that he's a winner
Goku hates potheads

loshjandis

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Laser_iCE — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 03:29:00 MST

@gique: ROFL.

Laser_iCE

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Laser_iCE — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 03:28:00 MST

This guy fucking RULES.

Laser_iCE

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MetaKz — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 03:06:17 MST

Hahaha! I think he should take the role of "Sangoku" because it'd add some funny factor to the disaster that will be Live-Action Dragonball Z.

MetaKz

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underground_slacker — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 03:05:56 MST

was that the dude in scary movie 2?

either way lulz were had.

underground_slacker

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elliotakshun — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 03:03:05 MST

This guy is the next Lolcats.

elliotakshun

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Berith — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:34:11 MST

LOL x 1000

Berith

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Manny88 — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:11:10 MST

@UltraMagnus: LOL
@Grahamunculus: LMAO
This post is made of win. XD

Manny88

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20thCenturyFox — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:10:01 MST

Congratulations, Oummada! You got the part.

20thCenturyFox

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William Killer Shatner — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:08:14 MST

Ummm, wow! He was high as shit wasn't he? But I think the typing and grammar are way too good for someone that high.

William Killer Shatner

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koji — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:05:23 MST

hahahahaha

rofl'ing all over the place here

koji

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gique — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:03:02 MST

Looks like his THC to bloodstream balance is OVER NINE THOUSAND!!

gique

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edb87 — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:53:46 MST

@K-Squad: A winner is you.

edb87

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Codexx — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:40:02 MST

I didn't realize all those spiky haired Anime characters really just had a 'fro. That would have made things a lot easier on cosplayers, had they known sooner.

Codexx

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

adinnieken — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:37:53 MST

Kids, don't do drugs. Drugs are bad.

adinnieken

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Captain Internet — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:19:37 MST

Please.....God....if you are listening.....I've lived a good life, and I haven't asked for much....but please....if you are really out there, and really care about my happiness....let this guy play Goku in the movie.

Sincerely,
Thayer

Amen.

Captain Internet

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

RiceBandit — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:01:31 MST

So awesome!

RiceBandit

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Jambosive — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 00:53:06 MST

funny I dont remember a super saiyan looking like a crack fiend..

Jambosive

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

K-OSS — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 00:49:16 MST

I'd be watching myself with the snide comments everyone.
His power level is over a million.

K-OSS

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Tkat — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 00:46:49 MST

brilliant

the funniest thing I have seen all week

Tkat

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

LuppyLuptonium — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 00:44:24 MST

wow, a perfect match.

LuppyLuptonium

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Mike Fahey — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 00:39:30 MST

@Green-clad gamer dude: Actually, we can blame you. Don't ever ask "how is this news?" If we were a dedicated news website it would be one thing, but we are not.

So nya.

Mike Fahey

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Morlun — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 00:39:21 MST

This man has the scariest face I have ever seen.

Morlun

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

MasterSauce — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 00:38:08 MST

I hate say he'd be type cast after that role...But I see no other outcome. He'd forever be etched into peoples brains as that guy from the Dragon Ball Z movie. And for good reason.

MasterSauce

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

sammiches — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 00:31:18 MST

hands down
best....movie....ever

sammiches

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

aykay — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 00:14:53 MST

I'd cast the guy. the move will be a joke, anyway. may as well make it AWESOME.

aykay

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Detha — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 00:12:01 MST

"...that I have the same haircut as Sangoku and we all know that Sangoku's hair is the power."

That part got me goin' then the pictures finished me off.

Detha

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

ZeroMayhem — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 00:04:46 MST

@CaptainMurphy: Unfortunately, baseless self-confidence is the #1 cause of assholes in the world. :P

ZeroMayhem

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

VakeroRokero — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 00:01:05 MST

Man, are they never going to leave "uncanny valley" behind?? I tought this was going to be a live action movie not 3d...

VakeroRokero

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Dave Silva — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 00:00:37 MST

@K-Squad: I applaud your post!

Dave Silva

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

CaptainMurphy — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 23:55:36 MST

Thank you so much Oummada, really those did wonders for my self esteem. Atleast he has confidence.

CaptainMurphy

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Srol — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 23:43:29 MST

Guy's obviously a little confused. I mean, the Expos haven't been a baseball team for how many years now?

Srol

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

BigManZam — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 23:42:27 MST

Anyone ever consider the fact that this is a fake email attached with pictures of someone the writer hates? I hate to be the guy saying Santa Claus isn't real, and we all know the internet has a lot of delusional freaks, but I'm just throwing that out there.

BigManZam

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

josh924 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 23:32:21 MST

@kaskeon: Chicken necks?

josh924

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

SsLordMagus — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 23:24:55 MST

heuu... is this a joke? cause this is FREAKING ME OUT! O_O

SsLordMagus

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

NickPLG — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 23:19:56 MST

This is by far the best troll attempt towards Kotaku ever.

NickPLG

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

K-Squad! (Badass Edition) — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 23:18:52 MST

Guys, if he looks like that now, imagine what he'll look like at SS3. 0.0

K-Squad! (Badass Edition)

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

apu95 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 23:05:28 MST

LMFAO
Is this for real?? Holy crap... he looks stoned out of his mind xD

apu95

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Jaimz11785 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 23:01:16 MST

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

When did Goku get a fro? And when did his last name change from Son to San? I'm also sure that a real version of Goku wouldn't weigh 110lbs.

Jaimz11785

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

StupidDufus — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 23:00:03 MST

@Bokusatsu_Tenshi:
I believe you're thinking of the SF clip in the live action City Hunter, starring Jackie Chan.

StupidDufus

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

kurokotetsu — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:59:36 MST

@Cwolf267: worst? Well I can say we wasn't on acid, like this dude but you may take any concept you have of Goku and throw it away. That or they have really good make up. And when I mean good makeup I mean a miracle. Also I just could think "WTF" of the bald guy doing Picoro Dai Maku. THere didn't seem to be a Vegeta though.

kurokotetsu

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

PurpleMonkey — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:59:15 MST

I almost feel bad for laughing, like he's mildly retarded or something.

PurpleMonkey

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

not_tom_brokaw — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:53:31 MST

@Huginn: "Bitches don't know about my sangoku resemblance"?

not_tom_brokaw

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

blodia — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:51:29 MST

I approve. Afro Goku 2008.

blodia

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Niraj — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:50:20 MST

That's stunned silence by the way

Niraj

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Niraj — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:49:59 MST

..............................

Niraj

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Cwolf267 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:45:42 MST

@kurokotetsu: you don't say...

Cwolf267

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Bokusatsu_Tenshi — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:45:34 MST

This would be perfect for the movie.... at least I would laugh some. :P
It's like, you know, that Street Fighter spoof they made on a Chinese Jackie Chan Movie.... waaaay better than the original movie....

But yeah... this is almost as horrible, comical and sad as actually considering making a DBZ movie. XD

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

kurokotetsu — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:41:09 MST

Sorry the position is already taken. I know it for sure. Of course it is not me but today at a mall in my city they asked if I could cas for the movie (although it was only for an extra). The pay wasn't very good, between 65 and 70 bucks for a week of work, and pretty far away, so I would have to pay about 10 bucks to get to the casting, it really wasn't a good deal. But a freind of mine was interested an asked for infomation, which included a who were the main leads. And there it was Goku (we call him like that here), it really didn't look like him at all but the actor is already there. I can't tell you the name it is a SECRET... not really, I forgot. And if you want to be part of the cast you only have to come here tomorrow to... Mexico City. The film will be shot between the 14 and the 22 of December, and it looks bad really, really bad.

And this guy, if hhe shows his face in public ever again after this he SHOULD be humiliated sistematically. Well, nobody will ever now but surely I will laugh if I ever see him, thing a doubt, doubt very much.

kurokotetsu

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

sinny — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:33:31 MST

WINNERS DONT DO DRUGS!

the fbi was right...

sinny

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Eman311 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:31:33 MST

wtf lol.

Eman311

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

purdy — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:28:31 MST

This calls for a Kotaku Goku Hair contest!

purdy

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:26:25 MST

I told my neighbor that he looks like this guy.
My neighbor is no longer my friend after this post.
Good job, Kotaku. Ruining friendships.

Kotaku automatically closes all tags you leave open when you submit, right?

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

NLK4711 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:23:37 MST

@Gunhaver:
at least he could play when songoku dies, they white eyes could work for that i guess

NLK4711

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

kylenalepa — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:22:53 MST

Haha, great!

kylenalepa

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:19:59 MST

@Huginn: I think the first step to making a meme of this is to create a YTMND of this guy's pictures with Afroman's Because I Got High.

@Cwolf267:That is scary as hell. I wonder if that guy is aware of the similarity...

天

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

BPMΣ — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:19:20 MST

Best Goku ever.

BPMΣ

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

huginn — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:14:06 MST

this is a meme waiting to happen.

@Spiderbait: You beat me to it, this guy would make a great really.. really high Hercule!

huginn

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

BlazinNoni — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:10:17 MST

@rengenki: I agree.

BlazinNoni

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Detre — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:10:14 MST

And this kids is why you shouldnt smoke pot and then use your computer.

Detre

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

WaterMedia — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:08:22 MST

Jaw meets floor.

WaterMedia

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

LaserJudas — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:06:55 MST

Additionally, how would he even know where to look when acting? His eyes point two different directions...

LaserJudas

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

mikeluisortega — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:05:27 MST

From the looks of the lower pic he lives in his moms basement, note the window.

mikeluisortega

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Marlor — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:04:20 MST

Oh dear.

Surely this is a set-up. The only possible explanation is that some of this guy's friends have sent in photos to humiliate him.

It just can't be real.

Marlor

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Grahamunculus — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:03:58 MST

@InsipidWays: This is true. He'd also be able to eat like Goku.

Grahamunculus

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Ludwig — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:03:21 MST

Young Mr.Satan, Akira would love him.

Ludwig

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Grahamunculus — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:02:19 MST

Good luck getting his drug-addled mind to remember to yell "AHHHHHH" or "HOW DID HE GET THIS STRONG?!" at the right time. His grammatical errors are... OVER 9000!

Grahamunculus

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

dead_red_eyes — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:01:10 MST

Wow ... that guy looks high as hell in the lower picture. Smokin a blunt too ... hell yeah, that's the only way to roll.

@Cwolf267:

LOL!

dead_red_eyes

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

ca$h — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:00:54 MST

God I love Kotaku. Thanks Bashcraft!

ca$h

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

VipingViper — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:00:44 MST

rofl

VipingViper

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Illustrious Chin — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:57:56 MST

LOL i love, if i was in charge i would hire that man right now! :D

Illustrious Chin

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Crooked — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:48:52 MST

Never leave your house and claim to what you say....EVER!

Crooked

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Vorpal — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:48:24 MST

No guys, he doesn't smoke. That's his twin brother.

Vorpal

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

rojo — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:48:19 MST

plz no!
he's too skinny,
maybe the heroin suck him up

rojo

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Cwolf267 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:47:50 MST

@Spiderbait: No, this guy does [neatorama.cachefly.net]

Cwolf267

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Lethal_Dosage — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:47:05 MST

This is the best post in Kotaku history. Please, sticky this gold mine.

Lethal_Dosage

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Spiderbait — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:46:21 MST

I just realized. He resembles Hercule! :D

Spiderbait

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

LocoPokoRoco — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:45:41 MST

Which neurological disorder was this man diagnosed with?

LocoPokoRoco

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Thrash16 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:44:14 MST

I LOLED!

Thrash16

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Cwolf267 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:43:33 MST

[img208.imageshack.us]

I just sunk lower

Cwolf267

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

The Black Pigeon — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:39:10 MST

I know you really shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, but this fella done look like the end result of splicing together DNA from Spudd Webb and Diana Ross.

Dude is faded like Friday. AND YOU KNOW THIS......MAN!

The Black Pigeon

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

InsipidWays — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:38:40 MST

@LaserJudas: I don't think Goku could read or spell correctly either as he never attented school or had a stable job. As for the stoner part, ever notice how spacey and care free he was throughout most of the series?

InsipidWays

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Green-clad Gamer Dude — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:37:49 MST

Ok, just who the hell is "Sangoku?" WHAT the hell is wrong with this guy exactly? And HOW the hell did this get posted on Kotaku?

Surely, you cannot blame me for asking how this is newsworthy? I wonder if this was just posted in order to avoid getting anymore e-mails from this pothead.

Green-clad Gamer Dude

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

redbeardage — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:36:45 MST

@Saint Anima: Huey from Boondocks! He even has a twin brother!

redbeardage

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

SpikyBry — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:36:05 MST

hahahaahahhaahahhahahahahahahhahaahahaha!

SpikyBry

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Hauler — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:34:56 MST

I hate Dragonball Z, but if this guy was in the movie I would definitely see it.

Hauler

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Saint Anima — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:33:43 MST

@rengenki: Damn! I forgot about him! Tis the gangsta version of Mr. Satan!

Saint Anima

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

drweazel — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:33:04 MST

Hahaha. I was not expecting that. Come on, and the spelling errors didn't help you at all man. Oh god that is gold.

drweazel

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

fanty — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:32:54 MST

Movie: Barber Dragon After Next Ball Z

Plot: Sangoku (played by Ed) comes to terms with his shoddy life and vows to get a haircut. But the local haircuttery is being closed, and barber Veghetto (Played by Ice Cube) is down on his luck. Fortunately Sangoku had a son full of haircutting potential...Gohomie (casting TBA possibly played by Bow Wow or Lil' Romeo)

fanty

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Heliophage — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:32:53 MST

@MGSPODAOMAO:

Yes, and hard.

Heliophage

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Cwolf267 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:32:44 MST

This is pretty low. Funny, but low.

Cwolf267

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

ara — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:31:39 MST

Nice to see some people fight for their dreams. No, really.

ara

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Rengenki — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:31:21 MST

Mr. Satan FTW!

Rengenki

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

LaserJudas — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:29:51 MST

So, wait. Which character in DBZ was a stoner loser who was unable to spell even the most basic of words?

LaserJudas

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Kayeliminal Antithesis — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:27:31 MST

what the...Goku off the doobie?

Kayeliminal Antithesis

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Hardcore — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:27:19 MST

Oo! You cans hir mee 2! I haev teh Vuhgita mucsels!

Dear Lord, please don't let me ever do anything like that.

Hardcore

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

SanityMask — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:27:01 MST

I don't know why, but i have the feeling i met this person before... creepy

SanityMask

20th Century Fox. Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.

Foglight55 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:24:28 MST

"I look just like Sangoku." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. WOW, I've seen better Goku look-a-likes in my shower drain! Get this guy outta here, I can't stop laughing!

Foglight55