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The Proper Way To Gift Rock Band

TheRemedy — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 16:52:01 MST

That should have been front page news,

Suicide Girls Love to Milk Things For Profit!

TheRemedy

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CHLOE616 — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 23:34:36 MST

HEY

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CHLOE616 — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 23:29:13 MST

HELLO... FIRST I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT I NEVER ONCE SAID ANYWHERE ON MY AUCTION OR MYSPACE THAT I WAS A SUICIDE GIRL... :] OKAY AND SECOND THE ROCKBAND IN THE PICTURE IS A DISPLAY BOX.. ALSO ZOEI IS MY SISTER AND WAS A SUICIDE GIRL A FEW YRS AGO... OKAY ANY QUESTIONS CONCERNING ANY OF THIS FEEL FREE TO ASK... MYSPACE.COM/ZOEI2CHLOE

P.S. ANY OF THE GEEKS THAT TALK TRASH WOULD FAINT IF WE SHOWED UP AT THIER DOOR.. THATS Y YOU TALK BAD.. BUT HEY ANY PUBLICITY IS GOOD PUBLICITY...:]

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fid — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 23:00:45 MST

so, more pics of this nice lady?

fid

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draco007 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:34:13 MST

NOOOOOOOO!

Ebay took the item down and ruined my Christmas present to myself!

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Yurishoo — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:52:04 MST

The auction is highly suggestive! They're implying that she'll help us setup the kit as well! I'm not falling for it...

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rainofwalrus — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:58:22 MST

@deathbunny: lol, it wont be a gamer that wins... it'll be an old, rich creep.

rainofwalrus

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GingerMohawk — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:13:09 MST

I thought this was for charity, maybe I can't read but I'm sure they say it's for "HE HUBBARD HOUSE IN JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA".

Off topic

Well it's Friday again (come round every week it does) here in Scotland and we all know what that means.........

We all run about in kilts chasing haggis, some prefer to be greased up and other me included prefer the natural way of rounding up those pesky furry fiends.

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KenogaBrave — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:09:37 MST

so she commits suicide? I hope she does it after the delivery.

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mmr — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 06:12:57 MST

How pathetic.

mmr

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Raikkenon — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 04:28:32 MST

do you get to bang these broads when they deliver your goods?

Raikkenon

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underground_slacker — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 03:28:20 MST

get that skantily clad woman out of the way, shes damaging the box!

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Lyner — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 01:45:32 MST

Hmmm....I'd put this as "Hot Tears of shame" myself, but oh well.

@tk.: Yup. Yup.

Lyner

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zaaaa — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 01:04:53 MST

@goddessakasha: It's funny how you claim to care about "the image of women in society," yet I always see you on here bashing women, like you're doing now. Is it lame that women do these things mainly for money/men? Yeah, but it's their choice. How do you know they aren't smart? How do you know they don't respect themselves? How do you know they aren't doing this because maybe they actually *gasp* enjoy it? Oh, I forgot, a woman's IQ/status is exclusive to the amount of clothes she is/isn't wearing. It appears that you're not doing much for the image of women in society either.

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GOLD5 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 00:31:12 MST

In the listing on ebay she says she would go to Canada, so Canadians - bid away! We have full nudity in our strip clubs here so I don't think we'll see many takers. This is just like when you used to be able to purchase a lifetime subscription to Playboy and the first issue would be delivered to your door by the playmate of your choice.. Probably plane tickets weren't so expensive back then.@goddessakasha: Whores are people too.. I like whores.

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Darkest Daze — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 23:13:13 MST

@GUY_JIN:
Sadly enough, the first thing I thought of was, "She's denting the f'ing box. Who would buy that?"

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NinjaBurg3r — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 22:55:25 MST

@Iceman_B: If that really and truly is the case, then you should consider a career in porn. However, the chances of you having a penis the size of a large sub-sandwich is about as likely as me really being The Pope.

Kinda sucks that the 360 girl isn't all that hot. Goth chicks just really aren't up my alley. But that beach-blonde PS3 poster girl is a totally different story all together!

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bluesquareapple — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 18:36:18 MST

Anyone notice the following numbers are listed in that auction:
Battered Women Shelters
Legal Assistance
Police
Protection Against Domestic Violence
Rape Crisis Hotline

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cyc10ps — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 18:15:21 MST

@CallmeMongoose:

they only just added the "charity" text after quite a few days of the auction running. also, neither of those girls are suicide girls according to suicide girls' staff. throw your money away to the scammers!

cyc10ps

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CallmeMongoose — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:51:05 MST

So, it's for charitable purposes according to the description.

I can't believe the discussion about respect is still going on. Honestly, I'm not sure it's so far fetched to say that some of these commenters would be the people saying a girl being sexually abused would deserve it if she was dressed provocatively. A BIT of stretch, maaaaybe. Not sure, though.

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seafisch — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:47:54 MST

Poor Zoei is only half as desirable to lonely gamers, at least according to the current bid prices. Hehe...

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TornadoTK — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:46:54 MST

Taken from the questions on the bidding information page:

"I (THE BLONDE) AM NOT CURRENTLY A SG MODEL BUT I AM AN ALTERNATIVE MODEL AND THE "RATINGS" OF THE PICTURES WE TAKE WILL DEPEND ON THE HIGHEST BIDDERS FINAL BIDDING PRICE."

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midnitepillage — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:24:51 MST

You all should read the ebay site. As the bottom states...

"HELLO EVERYONE! WE WOULD LIKE TO MAKE SOME THINGS CLEAR. FIRST THE BOX IS NOT SMASHED BY MY SHOES EITHER WAY ITS NOT THE ONE THATS INCLUDED IN THE AUCTION. OF COURSE WE ARE DOING THIS FOR CHARITY BUT WITH EBAY'S CHARITY SETUP OPTIONS IT MADE IT RATHER DIFFILCULT TO DO ON THE LISTING. THE CHARITY THAT WE ARE AUCTIONING THIS OFF FOR IS THE HUBBARD HOUSE IN JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA

Knowledge is Power

At Hubbard House, we believe knowledge is a powerful ally helping victims find a way out of abusive relationships and helping the community understand the severity of domestic violence in their neighborhood. We've accumulated the following sources for domestic violence information and services."

Yep, stupid dumb whores (I saw a brunette somewhere towards the bottom of the ebay posting) doing charitable stuff. You are all right they don't deserve our respect. /sarcasm

Either way, I'm still not feeling rockband.

midnitepillage

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marcus_ivo — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:06:25 MST

Massive typeface on auction page, hurts my eyes, does not look particularly legit.

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Dakobah — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 16:56:45 MST

i saw this picture somewhere else before this, someone using this pic?"

it wasnt a porn site but some NSFW site i think dont remember. it was like a link from this site or something

ahhh this is going to drive me mad.

Dakobah

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zoesch — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 16:38:25 MST

@goddessakasha: Cue rant on the state of the world today. Basic respect for a human being is a given, whether or not you respect her career choice is another matter and one which I'll leave to you altogether. Calling her a whore/slut/etc. because she made a career choice that leads into her using her image is ultimately what hurts women in society.

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Mortal-Mode — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 16:37:37 MST

What? There's Rock Band in that picture? Funny.....I....guess I didn't notice it there. I wonder why that could be. Where'd I put those tissues again?

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goddessakasha — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 16:32:40 MST

@zoesch: Respect is earned, not given.

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zoesch — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 16:30:26 MST

@goddessakasha:

Ultimately her choice and I can understand you not accepting it, that doesn't excuse you for not respecting the individual.

zoesch

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Billkwando — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 15:01:06 MST

@JayPea:

"insluting" Freudian slip? LOL

As much as I enjoy scantily clad ladies these kind of auctions annoy me. Like that auto parts seller on ebay that has to have a half-naked model in the pic for every speedometer and fender he sells. Every single piece.

Reminds me of that guy who HOARDS Joe Satriani model guitars (which makes me sick) and then has this skanky chick posing in the links (makes me wonder if they got the idea from this, albeit with better looking women).

Oh wait, I found the link:
[www.ibanezrules.com]

Just hit the gallery and squint between your fingers.

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sloner — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 14:59:40 MST

Is there a shortage of Rock Band bundles still? I saw like, 30 at Best Buy this past Sunday.

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jacksinn — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 14:53:24 MST

Why do they not have tattoos or piercings? Aside from that, I so need to get this for my wife.

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darkened-flame — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 14:51:37 MST

@Torgen: If I wasnt so lazy I would actually nominate that comment. Kotaku needs a nominate button. NOMINATE!

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Tomeeboy — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 14:49:04 MST

::thud::

::unwrapping noise::

"What, you're still here? Dibs on drums!"

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Nealjs — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 14:41:19 MST

Um... yeah. PS3 wins this round hands down. XBox auction: DO NOT WANT

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Darkrikku — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 14:30:35 MST

Thought #1: Why is there a girl laying on a perfectly good Rock Band box when she could be playing Rock Band?

Thought #2: Oh my god, what if she crushes the instruments!

Thought #3: Oh wait, they're probably already broken anyways...

Darkrikku

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SkutSkut — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:47:44 MST

it says no returns accepted, does that mean we get to keep the girls too?

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Iceman B. — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:44:02 MST

@MasterOfPastures: Oh I'd show this girl my respect all right. All 11 inches of it :>

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V I |Z U $! — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:38:19 MST

Huh...so thats why the box is so big..Ill take it!

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Shiryu — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:32:48 MST

Ill buy her at a high price! Rock Band, not so much...

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NinjaBurg3r — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:25:50 MST

While I love me some Rock Band, I'd forsake it in a heartbeat to tap that. ; )

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tk. — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:13:29 MST

Wow, not a single comment trashing on the PS3? You guys really are distracted.

In other news, sex still sells. O.o

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brello — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:07:48 MST

@FanDam: That one made me laugh a bit. Bravo.

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Canoehead — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:07:26 MST

@balls187: I prefer Sean Connery's formulation: Doesh the Collar Matcsh the Coffs?

Canoehead

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deathbunny — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:04:05 MST

@rainofwalrus: What for? Gamers are more afraid of girls than they are of us...

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Girbun — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:02:27 MST

@MasterOfPastures: It's a way of saying your uptight. That's all.

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rainofwalrus — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:01:20 MST

this makes almost no sense at all... I hope these poor girls bring loads of security with them.

rainofwalrus

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zeezee — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:55:23 MST

How is the BEST and WORST thread EVER? @ the same time!

zeezee

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MasterOfPastures — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:52:02 MST

@Bound: ... You have a point.
To everyone, I am sorry. I will no longer force respect on anyone. A happy day to everyone.

MasterOfPastures

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CallmeMongoose — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:51:45 MST

Didn't one of the editors say earlier that they don't pimp Ebay auctions because they don't want to help jack up the bids? Well then, what's the point of this post? It shouldn't exist.

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Bound — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:47:06 MST

@MasterOfPastures: Is the irony that you're complaining about not showing due respect to someone wasted on you?

@deathbunny: lol, funniest comment ever.

As with so many the first thing I noticed when I saw this picture was she's clearly damaging the box. If this was for charity I'd be all for the auction as its not I'm rather 'meh'. If I wanted to drool over a woman I'd do what I always do go to the pub, at least there is beer and you have somewhat better chance...

Bound

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goddessakasha — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:46:04 MST

@Pegleg Joe: This woman is doing nothing to improve the image of women in society. She's selling herself as an object of desire and nothing more.

Sorry, but I've got no love or respect for the whores, even if some of them are fun to look at.

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balls187 — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:45:02 MST

never been a fan of suicide girls. All that hardware on their face makes my ying-yang soft.

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balls187 — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:42:36 MST

Need to know: Does the carpet match the drapes?

balls187

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Pegleg Joe — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:42:14 MST

My general point is that just because some is sexualizing (is that a word?) themselves doesn't mean they should loose respect. There are some bad prejudices built into the assumption that someone who has a sexual job is stupid/poor/etc. Maybe they just like being naked? Unfortunately often times socioeconomic forces are to blame for their job, but it doesn't mean sex workers aren't worthy of moral consideration.

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JayPea — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:40:59 MST

@Heliophage: Thanks for being honest and on the level. Really, that's all I wanted. Maybe my upbringing in the UK differs to yours in the US. Here, there are very little strip clubs and, being married, shit, even when single, I couldn't even tell you where they were.

The point I was trying to make was that, for me, cam-whoring/stripping/porn (and I just checked suicidegirls.com to make sure I'm not talking shit here) is not a "respectable" way to make a living. Police, courts and regular people on the street would agree. I'm not religeous. I'm not a prude. I just think if that was *your* daughter, you would not think she has a respectable job and would maybe ask her to put some clothes on 'coz she'll catch a cold'. That's all. Sorry if I came across a little insluting - Internet bravado is the downfall of us all.

JayPea

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Spew — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:40:54 MST

Doesn't look bottle blonde to me!

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MasterOfPastures — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:37:58 MST

@SamuelRPGstory: Read above.

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MasterOfPastures — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:37:24 MST

@jackthompsonsbastardson: I am taking Tretinac; side effect may include night-blindness and depression.
@InsomniaBob: Understood, sailor. I want sit-reps every hour.
@jackthompsonsbastardson: Hahaha! There, happy?

MasterOfPastures

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SamuelRPGstory — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:36:26 MST

@MasterOfPastures:

lmao
I bet you wonder why all the girls you know dont like you even though you are so nice to them

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Gam3r — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:35:17 MST

She's clearly damaging the Rock Band box in that picture. Stupid *****.

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deathbunny — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:33:22 MST

@InsomniaBob: Suicide girls are ultra weird anyway. It's that strange feminist offshoot that wanders back into the realm of prostituting yourself to get ahead.

Honestly, the idea that women think they can get away with making a living just by showing a little thigh, and that they're right, infuriates me so much that I have to purchase whatever it is they're lying on top of. Just to teach them a lesson.

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zeezee — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:32:56 MST

@Heliophage:
I'd throw stuff at her...namely one's! Let's get the break room popping bitchez!..............

I'd like to apologize for my commentary during this thread. It in no way reflects the opinions, viewpoints, or ideas of its author.

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goddessakasha — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:32:49 MST

@Pegleg Joe: The job itself doesn't show they have much respect for themselves. I certainly don't look at that picture and think this woman is intelligent and a product of higher learning.

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Gouki4u — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:30:59 MST

I must admit the first thing I thought upon seeing that pictures is, "She's smashing the box!"

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JackThompsonsBastardSon — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:30:48 MST

@MasterOfPastures: No, we just hate stupid people that taking everything so seriously such as yourself that's all!

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Heliophage — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:30:14 MST

@JayPea:

That's... disgusting... but no problem.

I reread what I wrote several times trying to find where I sounded like I wanted naked women to advertise games. If it seemed like that, I don't. I just don't think it should be expected of people to re-dress women with their eyes should they decide to flaunt their assets.

If I were at work, and a woman in a business suit, or even dressed casually, walked by, I sure as hell wouldn't mumble 'I'd tap that', but if I were in a strip club with a woman grinding on a pole, I wouldn't hold the same respectful reservations. I wouldn't disrespect her as a human, shouting names or throwing stuff at her, but I'd understand well enough that she's naked for a reason.

Heliophage

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zeezee — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:26:57 MST

On a serious note.....I'm not joking...No! Seriously!....I am not!....Shut up!....

Is this just a veiled attempt at prostitution? If so, this is the smartest pimp the world has ever known.

zeezee

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Pegleg Joe — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:24:48 MST

@COLDBLOODED BMC: True, the respect thing is a difference of opinion. I just don't see how a sexual job makes someone less worthy of respect as a person.

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Insomnia Bob — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:24:24 MST

@MasterOfPastures: Captain, if the lady wanted your RESPECT, she'd have gone to law school. Instead, she takes naughty pictures and puts them up on the internet.

Insomnia Bob

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JackThompsonsBastardSon — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:21:28 MST

@MasterOfPastures: Yea, this is redneck hour you turd... Seriously I believe you should take a qualude or something...

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MasterOfPastures — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:21:07 MST

Wow! Looks like I turned some people angry/stupid (not you, @Heliophage, you made me laugh).
@Girbun: So, if I would demand respect for someone that you consider inferior, you would pull a stick out of my ass? David Copperfield has a match!
On a serious note, please, check back when puberty kicks in.

MasterOfPastures

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Atsumi — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:19:56 MST

@zeezee:
Actually I think it's 260,000. ;)

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zeezee — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:19:12 MST

Do you think she's down with a little DP action?

Drum Pedal! What were you thinking, you sick bastards?

I am so glad it's not a Monday!

zeezee

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deathbunny — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:17:05 MST

I [i]still[/i] say a girl drumming next to you is hot.

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JayPea — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:16:32 MST

@Heliophage: to coin a phrase you might hear in the gum clinic "thanks for clearing that up"

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doubtful — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:16:30 MST

Haha, I'm always out of town visiting my parents on Christmas. I'd almost want to win this to see the look on their faces when the um, model delivers my present.

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BigChiefSmokem — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:16:15 MST

she can play wiggle my whammy bar any day

OH YEAH

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CallmeMongoose — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:14:08 MST

@PeonCulture: I'm not sure I get the point of this seemingly misogynistic comment.

This is all pretty sick.

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zeezee — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:13:33 MST

I hear when reach 200,000 fans you have to play on HARD...ohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

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jacksinn — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:12:09 MST

@Heliophage: And here ...ugh... is a StormTrooper leg!

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JayPea — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:10:53 MST

@COLDBLOODED BMC: +10. level up!

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Heliophage — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:08:50 MST

@JayPea:

...what the hell are you talking about?

I was making the argument that she knows what she's doing by taking those pictures, and doesn't need people to defend her when people don't ignore that she's half-naked.

The things people pull out of their asses these days...

Heliophage

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velvet396 — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:06:52 MST

I almost feel bad for the sad, pathetic, lonely gamer loser who's going to pay an exorbitant amount of money to repurchase these games.

What? You know if they're in that category of gamer, they had these preordered and picked up at launch.

@InsomniaBob:
That was the second thing I noticed about the picture, once I stopped eye-raping.

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edb87 — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:05:21 MST

"I don't know what it says about me, but the most attractive part of these auctions is that after they give you the game they leave and let you play in peace. Obviously something broken in my head."

Hahaha I'd say. I still love you though, Fahey. Your posts never let me down. :-P

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COLDBLOODED_BMC — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:05:07 MST

This could be a way for your "fake" rock band to get "real" herpes, just like in Spinal Tap.

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justhesh — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:04:59 MST

It's all fun and games until a filthy stileto punches through a tom!

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FanDam — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:04:39 MST

@SirUrza: You sure can. And it will cost considerably less than $169, I can assure you.

FanDam

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jacksinn — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:02:50 MST

Sophisticated or not, it appeals generally to men's base desires.
Quit being so full of yourselves and if you enjoy it, good for you; and if not, don't worry about it. She gets paid to be sexy, she chose her career and I'm sure she'll be the first to tell you she doesn't feel any less empowered.
And she'd better watch out, those stilettos might scratch something.

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SirUrza — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:02:31 MST

Can I just bid on the girl... pleeeease.

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Insomnia Bob — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:02:18 MST

Why would you want that? She's bending the box.

Insomnia Bob

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jayntampa — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:02:10 MST

How dare she defile the hallowed, pristine halls of gaming with her ... oh, wait -- nevermind. Carry on.

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DonMullins — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:01:33 MST

hmmmmm makes me want to get Rockband....kind of like when Jade tricked me into buying Assassins Creed. Very very shhneaky

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AGROS — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:57:44 MST

I'll pass... is that all we get for however much we pay? I eman if you are going to travel half way across the US then you might as well stay a while... PS. i only have a PS3

AGROS

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darkthanatos — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:56:32 MST

"Obviously something broken in my head" ... Mike... I think you and Flynn need to sit down and have a little talk, if you know what I mean ;)

darkthanatos

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JayPea — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:55:56 MST

@Heliophage: so, you want your scantily clad gaming related adverts with a beaver shot? sophisticated consumers ftw.

JayPea

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BPMζ — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:55:04 MST

Merry Christmas, indeed!

BPMζ

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FanDam — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:53:49 MST

Good lord, I haven't seen so much foundation on something since I last saw Extreme Engineering.

Plus, clear heels.

FanDam

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Heliophage — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:52:50 MST

@Heliophage:

*A meaningful lunch, though I suppose you could stick whatever noun your imagination can conjure in its place and the message is still the same.

Heliophage

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goddessakasha — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:51:00 MST

Some of you guys really creep me out, you know?

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Heliophage — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:50:06 MST

"...to be delivered by the slightly less appealing but sure to have a winning personality Zoei..."

"...the most attractive part of these auctions is that after they give you the game they leave and let you play in peace."

I haven't laughed that hard in a while, Fahey. That hurt.

@MasterOfPastures:

You know, if I were taking photos, scantly clad, as a means of advertising a gaming bundle, the first thing I would expect people to think is "wow, what an intelligent and respectable woman. I would like to hold a conversation with her or invite her to share a meaningful. Perhaps she shares interests with me, and we would be willing to discuss commitment and future, politics, economics, and morality!"

I certainly wouldn't ever support disrespecting women, nor would I suggest that her taking photos like this inherently makes her not worth talking to, but this is definitely not one of those issues. Let it go.

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blacksamurai87 — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:48:59 MST

She better have her nails painted when she gets to my apartment. lol

foot fettish?

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TaggarT6 — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:47:58 MST

Well..you don't look at the mantel when your poking the fire place.

Bring on the holiday cheer!

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ara — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:46:50 MST

@GUY_JIN: My thoughts exactly. Shes ruining the hardware, get her off it!

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PeonCulture — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:46:31 MST

I'll bid on both if I'm allowed to smack each of them in the face with a sledgehammer. It's not like it would make much of a difference for their "careers".

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COLDBLOODED_BMC — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:46:16 MST

@Pegleg Joe: I actually wrote a lengthy rebuttal, then realized YOU can respect a hooker/stripper all you want. I am not puritanical in any way, I enjoy the fact that strippers/hookers (referred to singularly as whores from now on) exist, and are there if I need them, but respect them? Please.

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Deadeyereborn — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:46:01 MST

@zeezee: This thread has reached a new low. and as gandalf I must proclaim YOU SHALL NOT PASS... this level of base humor

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zeezee — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:44:12 MST

At least I'll have something to do when my strat breaks....gives a new meaning to the word strum bar....ohhhhhhhhh

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cybereality — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:43:49 MST

I've got a package she can unwrap along with some milk for her cookie.

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Girbun — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:42:53 MST

@MasterOfPastures: Now, if you just bend over a little, I'll grab hold of the stick and pull it out. I don't know how long it's gonna take, it's pretty fall up there, but we'll get through it little buddy.

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Jcnet — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:40:26 MST

omg she's bending the box, that lowers its value. take it back and get me a box in pristine condition, the guitars are already fragile as it is

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JayPea — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:40:14 MST

@goddessakasha: Totally agree. It's like someone asking for respect for a cam-whore. Not that I'm suggesting that's what she is. I would never do that because that would be all shades of wrong.

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Pegleg Joe — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:40:06 MST

@COLDBLOODED BMC: Sorry for the double post but what? Why can't I respect a stripper/hooker? I would argue there are respectable ways to do both. O yeah I forgot, country's puritan roots screw with people's priorities.

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Eman311 — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:39:45 MST

yummy

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Pegleg Joe — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:38:15 MST

I think it would be more funny if they made the girl play the game with you when she delivered it. Someone should tape that awkward moment and put it on youtube.

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Scott — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:37:34 MST

No, I'm all over that.

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Deadeyereborn — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:37:29 MST

Actully my first reaction was if shes sitting on the box its going to be all smooshed and broken my previous post was standard internet humor.

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COLDBLOODED_BMC — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:37:01 MST

@goddessakasha: Damn, stole my thunder as I was typing.

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Ballaboy311 — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:36:40 MST

God I hope I win that auction. I don't even have a PS3...yet! It is cold here and you know what that means.

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beeporama (brian.j.parker) — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:36:36 MST

Does anybody still think the Suicide Girls are cool? @Stormrider900 got it right, this is a missed opportunity to do something charitable and cool instead of continuing to milk a dying, increasingly reviled brand for profit.

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Bigfoot — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:36:23 MST

That poor box.

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COLDBLOODED_BMC — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:36:07 MST

@MasterOfPastures: Yeah, she looks like she demands respect. Seriously, you CAN NOT respect a stripper/hooker. Not possible.

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blacksamurai87 — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:35:26 MST

So you're paying for this woman's plane ticket too? That sucks.

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goddessakasha — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:34:04 MST

@MasterOfPastures: Because, you know, obviously the lady respects herself and stuff.

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jisf0rjosh — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:33:38 MST

"delivered by the slightly less appealing but sure to have a winning personality Zoei."

I'm terrible for laughing at the personality comment

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badasscat — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:33:26 MST

@Deadeyereborn: Seriously, dude, thought the same thing. I think we're the only two guys so far in here that have their priorities straight.

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SAKY — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:33:14 MST

@SkutSkut: agreed, minus GH3. I will say that the chick in the 360 auction has NOTHING on the blond.

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Stormrider — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:32:09 MST

This would be cool if it were for charity or something.

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Deadeyereborn — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:31:15 MST

rockbands in this picture? where?

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thach562 — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:31:11 MST

I just saw the xbox 360 version of the auction, I think the ps3 one got the better model.

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SkutSkut — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:30:17 MST

*prefers brunettes/multidye hair/black hair and GHIII*

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jasonng — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:29:34 MST

Well we do need someone to play bass.

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Trowble (XBL/PSN) — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:29:27 MST

What? Nothing from the Suicide Girl Dani from Californication? I'll pass.

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MasterOfPastures — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:29:21 MST

@GUY_JIN: @dorylomorphs:
What is this, redneck hour? Show some respect to the lady.
And no, I am not joking.

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Torgen got his apology faceplate but not his fixed GH3 disc — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:27:21 MST

For some reason, this made me think of:
One, cut a hole in a box
Two, put your junk in that box
Three, make her open the box

Torgen got his apology faceplate but not his fixed GH3 disc

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dorylomorphs — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:26:46 MST

get out mah house! i got gaming to do!

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guy_jin — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:25:45 MST

"bitch, get off mah box before you damage it!"

yeah, we're all broken.

guy_jin