Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh - Kotaku Comments

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

Kadugen — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:23:43 MST

@JuliusMode: yeah you will get a picture oh a character of your choice

Kadugen

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

Pimski — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 03:29:12 MST

That's it! I 've had it with months and months reading about cute Ninty accessoiries, it's not nearly in balance with what it's actually about: gaming. There's a million more cozy little things that they can come up with to put a Wii logo on, but this Wiimote holder finally did it. I'm an emotional ragdoll rolling on the floor in my own poo softly repeating Ninty stop... stop it Ninty, stop it... Ninty?... Ninty?... stop it Ninty...

Pimski

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

enix2093 — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 00:50:42 MST

It's high time for North America to stand up and make its own rewards program... it's up to us all to make it happen:
[www.gamersrewards.com]

Join the revolution! ;)

enix2093

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

Purple Dave — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:00:23 MST

@hondo:
STDs? They kinda look like they're made out of bubblewrap. I'd have a hard time gaming with them because I'd be so tempted to just start wringing the wiimote like a wet washcloth.

Purple Dave

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

SuperMekman — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:02:14 MST

I still have my own original Wii-mote straps. I'm that cool. B-)

SuperMekman

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

boopadoo — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:15:57 MST

No love for the nunchuck... No cozy. No vinyl box. Sad.

boopadoo

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

v00deux — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 17:39:17 MST

say what you want about that wiimote jacket, but when you've fallen off a ledge for the millionth time in Super Mario Galaxy (fucking nunchuck thumbstick-shut up) and you knock yourself in the head, homer simpson style, you'll be happy those puppies are on there. i know this because ... a friend of mine did it. yeah... a friend.

v00deux

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

Julius Mode — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 17:12:46 MST

@Kadugen: Will I get something special for being the first one to join?

Julius Mode

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

Travis87 — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:15:24 MST

I'm jealous! They need to bring this stuff over to North America!

Travis87

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

Mezodon — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:49:34 MST

I keep my remotes, nunchucks, Gamecube controllers, classic controller, and memory card in a little plastic kitchen container next to the TV. I used to let them sit out, but I got sick of seeing them collect so much dust when left alone for a couple of weeks.

The NES controllers sit on top of the NES though... they're 20 years old and I don't care... they can handle it.

And for completeness, the NES Power Pad is stored behind the couch.

Mezodon

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

RBecho — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:48:02 MST

I like the Club Nintendo stuff, but all I think when I see them is that I wish I could get club Nintendo here in the US. Even Europe gets it! and Europe gets nothing cool! (for gaming at least.

RBecho

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

Kadugen — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:45:29 MST

THATS IT! I'm gonna start my own club Nintendo of America, maybe if Nintendo sees me doing it they will get the hint. Basically whoever joins will get an exclusive hand drawn picture of Mario from yours truly, by all means it's not much be its a freaking start lets do this people!

Kadugen

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

RJdog — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:45:05 MST

All condom sex jokes aside...Even if Nintendo charged U.S. people only like 5 bucks, I would buy one. But nooo, Japan is special, [which it is] so no holder for the U.S.

RJdog

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

PownerOfNewbs — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:43:10 MST

Add some dualshock vibration action and the number of female 'gamers' would skyrocket!!

PownerOfNewbs

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

KEITH1437 — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:37:54 MST

WTF! Why is Nintendo hate us so?

KEITH1437

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

Shteve — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:36:00 MST

It doesn't even have some kind of handling strap ? So the only utility of this thing is to just stay there ? They could have at least make it a transportable device !

Shteve

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

Aragashi — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:32:34 MST

@ChickenOfTheSea: Don't tempt anyone. The jokes are out there, it's bound to happen. Hell, I wouldn't be suprised if someone found a way to relieve themselves with the wiimote jacket as it is now. Fleshlight? Wiihole?

Aragashi

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

ca$h — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:20:21 MST

I dunno man. I just don't know.

ca$h

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

StupidDufus — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:16:53 MST

@chacho:
Well, free in the sense that you must redeem codes included with games for Nintendo systems. So it'll still cost you, unless you can get someone to give you all of his after buying some games.

StupidDufus

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

Pietepiet — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:10:10 MST

Club Nintendo Japan is awesome. I'm jealous.

The european one sucks so bad. They're now deleting stars (the currency to buy all this awesome stuff) if you don't use them for a year. Thing is, they never put awesome stuff on the Club website, and I'm not spending my stars on friggin' wallpapers and ringtones...

Pietepiet

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

Synaptic Reload — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:07:28 MST

ugh i'm starting to hate club nintendo for having all of this awesome stuff that will never see the light of day anywhere other than the land of the rising sun.. how i loathe the japanese... even if i am one... bastards...

Synaptic Reload

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

TheDollHouse — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:06:42 MST

Now I have a place to put my vibrators ...I mean my Wii controllers!

@Ballaboy311: Ha!

TheDollHouse

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

jive238 — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:02:34 MST

You know if the US had a club Nintendo I would totally join. I remember from long ago when I was a kid someone was offering me a membership to some kinda Nintendo club but I thought they were lying. I wonder if it was true now cause I was quite a kid back then.

jive238

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

monkey_87 — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:59:13 MST

Ashcraft, anyone knows that if you haven't thrown your wiimote through your 60 inch HDTV, then you aren't hardcore enough.

monkey_87

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

Whalesex — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:58:49 MST

If Nintendo didn't intend anything sexual with the name "wii", why do they make so many S&M like accessories for the damn thing?

Whalesex

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

Latonone — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:57:46 MST

it makes me feel dirty looking at that.

Latonone

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

huginn — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:57:28 MST

Reminds me of a Purse.. What Demographic is nintendo REALLY marketing after here.

And please, One day, Club nintendo... Please.... atleast let us be able to buy this stuff...

huginn

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

yomachaser — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:57:01 MST

Ok I thought I was the only one seeing something vaguely erotic about those wiimote jackets. They look like dildos...from the future.

yomachaser

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

crazyrabbits — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:56:46 MST

How...pleasant.

crazyrabbits

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

chacho — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:56:36 MST

for free?? OMG I want one of those

chacho

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

Evil J — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:56:03 MST

Seriously, that looks like a box containing a pair of marital aids.

There should be a small pouch for the beads on the side.

Evil J

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

ThisCharmingMan — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:53:55 MST

Please keep posting random Club Nintendo swag so I can live vicariously through you. Because we all know no one in America would ever be interested in actually having Club Nintendo over here.
*rolls eyes*

ThisCharmingMan

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

InsidiousTuna — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:52:41 MST

@hondo: Really. I hadn't seen one of those before. It makes the Wiimote look like it belongs over on Fleshbot.

Jesus.

InsidiousTuna

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

Deano85 — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:52:31 MST

Wheres mine?

Deano85

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

Ballaboy311 — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:52:25 MST

That picture is just weird looking. Atleast your tv won't get pregnant though.

Ballaboy311

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

Quik — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:51:47 MST

Replacement straps are for panzies anyways. Real men know that the most satisfying part of Wii flailing is the risk of destroying property. Press on young Wii Viking, press on.

Quik

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

hondo — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:50:05 MST

Those Wiimote covers are the fugliest thing I've ever seen. o_O

It looks like you're trying to prevent your Wiimotes from getting STDs.

I do like the holder though ^_^

hondo

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

chainlink13 — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:48:57 MST

Can Mrs. Bashcraft donate some of her Club Nintendo items for the next Kotaku contest? Pleaaaaaaaaase!

chainlink13

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

frederic249 — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:47:20 MST

yuck!

frederic249

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

zeezee — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:47:06 MST

Also perfect for pencils, paper clips, and spare packs of staples...

zeezee

Club Nintendo Wii-mote Box in the Vinyl Flesh

TalKeaton — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:46:52 MST

Oh, I dare.

No replacements? You rebel!

TalKeaton