Guitar Hero III - Will It Blend? - Kotaku Comments

Guitar Hero III - Will It Blend?

Video — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:15:43 MST

LOL... that is a real Guitar Hero!!!

Video

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Zombie_Crunch — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 15:08:44 MST

That was greatness. I hope a child cries at Christmas this year when his parents tell him that "there were no more in the store, sweetie."

Zombie_Crunch

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jerrt — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 17:32:06 MST

that man is an internet video god. he even sets it on fire at the end. sweet!! [:

jerrt

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onikuwagata — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 18:29:18 MST

That blender is awesome. I bet you could stick a whole chicken in there and blend it at 11. And then pour the slurry out, cook it, and voila. Chicken soup.

onikuwagata

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Danin — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 23:02:06 MST

Good lord that blender terrifies me. I swear the noise of that thing spinning up to full power is the sound of the MAW OF HELL openning unto the world.

Danin

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dkong1990 — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 21:04:56 MST

@Gouki4u:
Wrong.
The crowbar didn't blend (obviously, but still...). Also, the oyster one was faked. They obviously weren't blending (nothing was fucking moving), then they panned down, then they "amazingly" all got blended to bits.

dkong1990

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red — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 16:55:51 MST

@thelegendofzaku: "you get Blendtec'd

best catchphrase this month

red

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Anaxymander — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 13:25:49 MST

@GrapenutsRobot: Seconded. Also, the background music; ahahah too funny.

~Blend on good sir!

Anaxymander

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thelegendofzaku — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 11:42:34 MST

Oh wow, looks like Karma's a bitch for RO. That's what you get for ripping off Guitar Freaks, you get Blendtec'd. I bet Konami put Tom Dickson up to it to make an example out of them. Kidding aside, damn, part of me wants to blow money set aside for the 360 on a Blentec, at least smoothies sound pretty damn good right about now.

thelegendofzaku

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nintendude — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 11:23:59 MST

The Wii Remote however, took a long time to blend. And it didn't completely turn it to dust! Wow this thing is pretty strong.

nintendude

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brent_w — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 11:18:35 MST

Hopefully this will teach them to put Beach Boys in the next one.

brent_w

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Krondonian — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 10:55:01 MST

I want to know if his face will blend. I hope it does. I really really hope it does.

Krondonian

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Furious_Liver — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 10:14:54 MST

@L3adCannon: Censoring A and H doesn't make you any less of a troll.

Furious_Liver

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PepeTheOne — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 10:05:20 MST

YES! I love Will It Blend?!

PepeTheOne

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Darthvinder — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 09:43:34 MST

@Yuki:

yeah, sorry I missed it. I did watch it right after I posted, but yeah...

Darthvinder

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kyosen — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 08:22:28 MST

Yeah, hoping Rock Band is next week.

kyosen

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myshl0ng — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 08:06:11 MST

Like SP put it, GH is for f*gs. Seriously, how can anyone play this s*it?

myshl0ng

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rezlow — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 07:06:42 MST

Brilliant! I love these skits.

rezlow

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Waterwings — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 06:14:00 MST

HAHAHA Purple Haze... that is brilliant.

Waterwings

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joelface — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 06:03:35 MST

can it blend another BlendTec Total Blender? if not... im not interested.

joelface

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2kreative — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 05:13:40 MST

lolol EPIC

2kreative

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taihen — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 05:04:46 MST

I've seen the other will it blends...

but I think I cried a little for this one.

taihen

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SirDanF — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 03:40:10 MST

I have an idea for the next "Will It Blend?"

Altair.

SirDanF

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Akanubon — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 01:54:41 MST

@Limey: @GrapenutsRobot:

I believe it's "Don't bree-this"

Akanubon

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aphexacid — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 01:49:33 MST

We have one of those. i had to buy one after i saw the video of it blending the golf balls.

aphexacid

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AdmiralRupert — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 01:45:36 MST

This guy was already my hero when he blended an ipod.
Blending a GH guitar has only increased my mildly creepy manlove of him.

AdmiralRupert

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Mitch10 — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 00:44:56 MST

Drink that rocky goodness

Mitch10

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balls187 — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 00:38:42 MST

Yeah man, everyone knows RockBand is where its at!

balls187

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Yamster — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 00:22:54 MST

Fuckin' ace. :D

Yamster

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Furious_Liver — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 23:33:02 MST

YES, BLEND THAT NON-BEACH BOYS PLAYING FOUL CONTRAPTION STRAIGHT TO HELL! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

Furious_Liver

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fightinfilipino — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 23:11:58 MST

haha, he went "Pete Townshend" on the Xplorer.

hopefully he isn't going Pete Townshend on his 27 grandchildren o_o

fightinfilipino

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Iceman B. — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 23:00:08 MST

@BrianD: XD

This was pretty fun to watch. I also sincerely hate Guitar Hero. I have nothing against music games but thay know how to pack sucketh ball songs into these games -_-.

GO Blendtec! It shows 11 IS louder than 10 =)

Iceman B.

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Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 22:58:39 MST

@Gouki4u: No, Chuck Norris doesn't blend.

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB

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Coldbrand — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 22:23:35 MST

That's what happens when you have two axe body-spray guitars included in your games folks.

Coldbrand

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BrianD — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 22:03:35 MST

Next Week Rock Band... All of IT

BrianD

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SpishackCola — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 22:01:45 MST

Will it Blend is one of the best things on the internet right now. I remember when he did really tame stuff like a coke can and golf balls. Now Tom is onto video games and ipods.

Blendtec blenders, blending your life.

SpishackCola

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Laser_iCE — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 21:56:53 MST

HAHAHA.

How can people hate on something so simple and so fun? Seriously, it's just a little bit of fun, and some of you complain about how pointless it is? How pointless are half the videos on the internet! But we watch them because they're a little bit different. Who cares if he blends all sorts of crap and it seems "repetitive", I thought this was fun and made me laugh while he was being covered in shrapnel as it was flying out from under the lid.

Laser_iCE

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tehFluffz — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 21:52:51 MST

That's one badass blender.

tehFluffz

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Yuki — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 21:32:27 MST

@Darthvinder:

It has already been done. See the link I posted above.

Yuki

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Rhonlore — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 21:21:20 MST

Possibly the greatest blend ever!

Rhonlore

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Zed26 — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 21:19:52 MST

@Ergophobia:
He only had 25 last time, when he did the Transformers one.

Zed26

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Darthvinder — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 21:16:29 MST

@bob-e:

We should try it.

Darthvinder

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XRA — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 21:04:15 MST

such an excellent idea. i know whenever i buy a blender it will be one of theirs.

XRA

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Taurich — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 21:03:37 MST

I was hoping he would make a grind-core joke : (

Taurich

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Chef — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 21:02:58 MST

@Pholover: The whole idea of the site is to show that their blenders are insanely strong and durable(the blender itself hasn't failed or exploded). They do a good job of doing this too, thought they still refuse to do a crowbar, and they didn't show the full clip of blending lighters(weak).

Chef

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poopdeedoo — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:57:59 MST

this is best marketing campain .. who really cares about what kind of blender you own. until you see this .. your like damn i want one of those blenders !!! (yells) moooom!!

poopdeedoo

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Archetype — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:50:42 MST

I love his delivery.

Archetype

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presto117 — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:45:07 MST

wow.....

so.....

great....

presto117

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Yuki — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:43:44 MST

This guy is great.

To those who do not see his awesomeness, at least watch this one, maybe it will change your mind:
[www.willitblend.com]

Yuki

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The Red Comet — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:36:42 MST

Tragic, and yet awesome at the same time. He should've ground up the smashed bits of the controller, though. Nice references.

The Red Comet

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UnJamma6096 — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:30:25 MST

lol he blended halo 3 in the intro

UnJamma6096

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Cheena — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:29:05 MST

Wow, I didn't know that GHIII had an X-Plorer guitar. I thought all the bundles were Les Pauls :/

Cheena

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goldwings — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:55:19 MST

Dear God someone stop this madman

goldwings

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Cucco — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:52:59 MST

this guy is cool. he blends it with a smile haha.

Cucco

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cheesecake000 — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:52:22 MST

@Pholover: To sell more blenders =)

cheesecake000

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Pholover — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:50:57 MST

what a ***** retard...He should put his hand in there and ask "WILL IT BLEND?" also. I just don't see the point of him doing the same **** over and over

Pholover

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chenry — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:48:38 MST

I like the pyro at the end.

chenry

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DigiMish — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:47:52 MST

This is the only way Red Octane will learn to include The Beach Boys in GH4...

DigiMish

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Gouki4u — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:20:52 MST

@Jamez: Oh yeah I forgot about that one.

Gouki4u

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Weirdwolf — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:17:05 MST

@Weirdwolf:

@Qbix

ack you beat me to it damn my slow athritic fingers...
Hmm in which case..
Good god man that was a terrible pun you should be ashamed of yourself.

Weirdwolf

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Walker — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:13:49 MST

I love this: "Will it blend?" stuff. Pure awesome. I liked the Apple iphone one better however.

Walker

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humorbot — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:13:29 MST

Oh fuck me. I knew this was going to happen. When the internets collide like this it's a sure sign of the apocalypse.

humorbot

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megahurtz — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:09:14 MST

Anybody else surprised the fret buttons seemed to have survived more or less intact while everything else was turned to mulch? o_0

megahurtz

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Anemone — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:08:15 MST

That was beyond awesome. My seething, boiling hatred of Guitar Hero aside, that guy was awesome. I've seen those videos before and felt that they were quite dumb, but this one was fantastic. The references made that video golden.

Anemone

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solidsquirrel — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:07:55 MST

hahaa...the xbox 360 version got fucked.

solidsquirrel

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Weirdwolf — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:04:56 MST

Wow that's some serious shredding.

Weirdwolf

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Jamez — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:04:08 MST

@Gouki4u: Actually...there was one time they were "going" to do a crow bar, but obviously that won't blend, so they had someone's cellphone ring instead and blended that.

Jamez

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Mohrdikai — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:03:41 MST

This blend session is second only to the cigarette lighter blend. Good times.

Mohrdikai

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Allcars — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:02:36 MST

Thats sad, a poor kid could have used that to rock out...

Allcars

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GrapenutsRobot — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:01:32 MST

The "Will it blend" guy fucking rules.
"don't breathe this".

GrapenutsRobot

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Limey — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:00:56 MST

Haha, I love blendtec videos.

"Don't breathe this"-- makes me laugh out loud every time.

Limey

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CFStang — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:00:16 MST

He blends the coolest shit on these videos, like an iPhone.

CFStang

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bob-e — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:58:18 MST

@Gouki4u:

Not Chuck Norris.

bob-e

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Digitalguardian — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:57:14 MST

@qbix: *rimshot*

Digitalguardian

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Americo — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:56:54 MST

Smoke on the Water? =(

Americo

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NeoAkira — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:52:06 MST

The blend videos with this guy are always fucking hilarious.

NeoAkira

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Scottendo — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:46:57 MST

Wow.. just.

Who thinks this stuff up?

Scottendo

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Teh Emo Penguin — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:43:39 MST

Oh. My. God.
That was awesome.
:D

Teh Emo Penguin

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Ergophobia — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:42:46 MST

27 grandkids? I want to know how many of his regular kids spawned those 27.

Ergophobia

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muu — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:41:05 MST

The Spinal Tap reference killed me; honestly didn't expect that to come out of this guy.

muu

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brello — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:40:25 MST

Haha, those blendtec commercials are always funny.

brello

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Barob — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:39:09 MST

Stuff like that makes me happy to be alive.

Barob

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qbix — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:37:31 MST

Talk about guitar shredding.

qbix

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Shinobiwan — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:37:27 MST

Hahahahahaha. That was brilliant.
Watch his face as he has fun Pete Townshending it, and jamming it into the blender slamming into the spinny blades of doom, then he makes a sad face as it all gets eaten up and he has nothing left to do but watch it turn into mulch.

The kicker is setting the pile of debris on fire.

Yes, I realize I just went all Doctor Who and simply stated everything you could see for yourself was happening.

Shinobiwan

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anglon — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:29:13 MST

i love this guy.

anglon

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Katorok — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:29:08 MST

lawl walmart idiot..

Katorok

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Green-clad Gamer Dude — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:28:43 MST

Purple haze came out of it? Lol wut?

Green-clad Gamer Dude

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Phaelog — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:28:41 MST

You know...normally the destruction of property always makes me a sad panda. Even when the PS3 first came out and I had zero interest and less love for the black monolith when I saw the video of someone smashing one up I felt a twinge of despair. This video has reminded of something important.

Presentation is everything!

Phaelog

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borsdy — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:28:04 MST

I see he shops at walley mart.

borsdy

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infamyRISE — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:28:03 MST

This is the best shit I've seen in at least a month. Holy crap that guy gained major cool points despite being a beach boys fan and hating on GH3.

infamyRISE

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Gouki4u — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:26:17 MST

Protip: It ALWAYS blends.

Gouki4u

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i_9 — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:26:12 MST

I'm sorry, I hate to say it but this is just plain fucking stupid.

i_9