<![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond! - Kotaku Comments]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond! - Kotaku Comments]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> ugh virtual kristen looks so plain, her eyes are dramatic anymore, she looks so clinical and plain...

ohayou_kun

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> I just noticed her lazy eye. It. Keeps. Following. Me.

Cardigan Square

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> @kuzuboshii: Not to be rude, but you're an ignorant slut.

start-select

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> Meh, Ubisoft you can do better than that vritual...thing, thats just wrong.

DaDeath

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> Her hairline looks a bit asymetrical. Any way they could touch that up, or part the hair more evenly or something?

I think the mouth might also be a hair too low, or perhaps the jaw not long enough.

The fact that so many people have called it out for looking "off" should be cause for concern. Not a lot of concern, but just a little.

GenericKen

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> Hey, I just sent that thread last night to you guys. It was from kfan170?

Romero715

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> Virtual Kristen looks like a retarded teenager :| Maybe Ubisoft is doing too bad or maybe because of the angle of the shot... nevermind.

shadow_judge

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> Blonde just fucks up the whole thing... brunette are so much hotter!! This isn't an opinion dammit!!

okenny

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> I think they put her face on crooked.

Reneg

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> @kuzuboshii: She's young and she's attractive.

Does it matter?

balls187

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> I don;t mean to sound rude, but who is this bitch and why does she keep showing up in stuff for no apparent reason? She sucks in Heroes and her role will probably be more of a detraction than an addition to this game.

kuzuboshii

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> @tehFluffzComeback: lol. i think its a ponytail

AqueousBeef

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> @kidko:
Oh yeah, she's hot.

Buttah

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> @pyrealnova:

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doubtful

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> That's pretty good, actually. But still not all the way over the uncanny valley. And the CG version does look a bit boyish.

She's one of those women who are both cute and hot. Most of the time, she's cute, but she can vamp it up quite easily.

seafisch

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> My problem is that Bell's hotness/cuteness all stems from her personality and character (VMars!). I don't see that translating wll into this game, much less that lifeless head up there.

EmTeeZ

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> @Nexus6: Will it ruin it if I have to ask what DSL's are in this context?

pyrealnova

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> @DankPanties:
Says the guy with the name 'Dank Panties'

@Nexus6:
You, sir, have not seen DSLs if you think those are them... they ain't bad, and I'd not complain, but there are much better than that out there.

Evil J

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> Wow this post is so hot right now...

Roller

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> Those are some dsl's.

Nexus6

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> somehow they managed to eliminate all sensuousness in their render.

Cell9song

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> @Kuraudo: I actually kind of hope that Peter starts eating brains, even though he doesn't need to, but just because of the taste.
Sounds like a good plot twist.

indiemike

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> ...

What the fuck is wrong with you people.

DankPanties

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> I'll take Jade Raymond instead... thx!

retronaut

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> @JohnnyHundo:

Somewhere here is a joke about getting into her uncanny valley...

doubtful

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> Damn uncanny valley!!!

JohnnyHundo

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> Why does she look all mongoloid?

trouserslacks

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> So far I'm not impressed with her on Heroes. Even the rotoscoped electric powers she's got are cheesy. She's got a way to go before I like her being in the show.

Bleedin' Eyes Girl is where it's at, though.

kidko

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> @Immutablyme: But where's the fun in that? Wouldn't you rather think about a hot lesbian affair between Kristen and Jade? Giggidy giggidy!

ビッグ ボス

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> @goddessakasha:

I guarantee you it's something more along the lines of the Dome of the Rock being built around a fallen alien spaceship and the Templars fighting to control the phasers it contains and take over the planet, and then in the future you're playing some Altair descendent who has to kill all of the Masons, Illuminati, and Christ's descendents in order to stop the Halo Rings.

I'm probably going to put my hands over my ears, close my eyes and go "LA LA LA LA LA" until the Sci-fi intro is over and just pretend it all takes place in the Crusades.

Tsaketh

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> @pyrealnova:
Don't we all?

tehFluffz

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> she needs more hair....she almost looks bald.

Darthearl

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> Bleh... that sounds horrible....

I hope we don't discover that all this time the Templars were worshipping an alien being.

goddessakasha

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> @goddessakasha: SPOILERS!!!!!!!

There's something about a kid in the future who's a direct descendent of Altair and his genetic memory of the events taking place in the past.

END SPOILERS

Kuraudo

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> It's that damn Kristen Bell! She is so hot right now.

- /\/\ugatu

Amsterdaam

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> Jade does say she's a big fan of Bell's "professionalism, "dynamic personality," "emotional range," and "talent." Do I sense a little crush?

Was that entirely necessary? I see no reason to constantly twist everything Raymond says and does into some sexual innuendo.

So, once and for all: WE GET IT! She's attractive. Move on.

Immutablyme

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> The games gonna be sweet regardless of who is in it.

Ra is on House

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> Yes and Yes.

Franklin Comes Alive!

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> @goddessakasha: Having some sort of visor thing that highlights your targets.

Have they changed the combat so it's not so 1970's kung-fu-one-guy-attacks-you-at-a-time?

That there made my wee-wee soft.

balls187

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> Well not "hitler youth" but a kid of german heritage ;)

Zaos

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> @tetracycloide: if you go onto Hayden's offical website you'll find spoiler behind the scene pics to something something or other and it's not what you think

Pound my tom-tom

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> "Sci-Fi" elements?? Ok... this game just got a whole lot less interesting to me. What the hell "sci-fi" elements can you put in a game based around the crusades???

goddessakasha

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> Seriously, can we f@#$ off about how hot some producer is, lets focus on the god damn game if its any good or not.

Murdoc

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> They both look like men to me :O

Providence

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> Wow. She really does have a beautiful face.

Putting the virtual image next to the real only brings out the flaws in it to me.

DARTH_TIGRIS

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> posted "BY KOTAKU" eh?

Nobody wants to take credit for this drool?

doc_rob

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> @indiemike: I hope he eats Peter's brain.

Kuraudo

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> She looked pretty good on Heroes.
@Raikkenon: Sylar owns that show. I can't wait for the next Peter vs. Sylar showdown!

indiemike

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> I would have posted some sort of disclaimer: "Linked site has masturbation jokes" but seeing as this is Kotaku (home to Kotaku-after-dark), it probably isn't necessary.

William Killer Shatner

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> Kristen Bell is an incredible actress. Really looking forward to hearing her in the game.

Kuraudo

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> And to think I thought this thread would be feature spoiler discussion on the blabbed "sci-fi elements" to be found in this game.

@Tull:

Thanks for keeping the discussion real, Kotaku. Way to prioritize.

fecalchaos

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> OK, the first comment in the GT link made me laugh: "man i can't fricken wait! i haven't jacked to still images since 1999!"

Foggynotion

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> I adore Ms Bell and I will fight Jade for her!
But virtual Kristen is creeping me out, her mouth is too big, her eyebrows are on the verge of disappearing and her hairline is just plain odd.
All I'm saying is, why mess with perfection?

I'm betting Jades virtual doppelganger would still have her perfect skin...

Meldy

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> You turned a cute little dame into ...a churchboy on Sunday?
Way to fail, Ubisoft!

brello

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> @balls187: yes

BigChiefSmokem

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> LOL!

GreyFox

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> just printed out that pic and cut a hole in her mouth.

Is that wrong?

balls187

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> Sylar fucking owns, i cant wait for him to get his powers back.

Raikkenon

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> @BigChiefSmokem:
Agreed. Although, I gotta say, her story line has totally gotten boring. At least when Sylar wanted to eat her brains she was interesting.

That, and all the word that she's the next Lohan/Spears as far as being a clubbing party girl...

I can't go through that heartbreak again. I just... can't.

Evil J

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> @pyrealnova: ...you'd think we'd seen enough of those in games to learn the difference

Morgoth

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> I know what Virtual Kristen's problem is!
She's slightly crosseyed!

RPharazon

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> I'd rather play with Jade :P

AbyssUK

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> Jade has a crush on Kristen Bell, now that would make for a perfect Japanese eroge.

Tull

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> @EvilJ:

Yeah, that Deadwood episode was pretty awesome.

OGHowie

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> @BigChiefSmokem: i really hope they manage to work in a fight scene along those lines at some point this season

tetracycloide

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> Now Jade Raymond, on the other hand..... oh yes

Raikkenon

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> Ubisoft seems like it's trying to whore out the game with looks of people who have very little to do with the game.

Also, Jane Raymond is annoying.

Sage

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> Bells not that hot, dont get me wrong, id still bang her, but really, shes far to 'nice' for me... heh

Raikkenon

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> @BigChiefSmokem: Smokem, it's time to lay off that pipe.

catapult37

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> Hayden Panettiere > Kristen Bell

BigChiefSmokem

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> @tehFluffzComeback:

I think you hit the nail on the head. I always get aliens and Hitler youth mixed up.

pyrealnova

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> I'll be playing this, but I gotta say... I've never gotten Bell's appeal. She's too cute to consider fucking... it'd be like thinking of a puppy or a baby polar bear in a sexual manner.

I will say this, her turn on Deadwood was pretty awesome, though. Great juxtaposition to her looks.

Evil J

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> I'm okay without the uncanny valley pics of her, thanks. She just looks creepy.

Tonx

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> Youung european boyish. course i can't quite say where that reminds me of though cause im never good with the regions over there. definately not irish or scottish but something...definately a boy look though. (ignoring the hair that is)

Zaos

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> This is it, now I'm starting to think this game, which I thought would be awesome, may just be some social experiment on all of us gamers to see if we will buy a game for its association with gorgeous women. This isn't fair... I'm still buying a 360 to get this game... it's not fair to take advantage of me so.

captronj

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> Looks like some kid from the Hitler Youth.

tehFluffz

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> Virtual Bell needs some eyeshadow or face shadowing, she looks washed-out and mannekin-like

PCapologist

]]> <![CDATA[Geek Dream: Kristen Bell + Jade Raymond!]]> Hrm..virtual Bell looks a bit alieny to me. I think it's the eyes. Meh, I'd still take either/or.

pyrealnova

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