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Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

Project_Victim — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:26:56 MDT

All I saw was "Carmen Electra," "without," and panties. Then I realized that panties was actually parties. Whatever.

Project_Victim

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

Trackback — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 05:27:30 MDT

Hostess Carmen Electra definitely got the party started at a recent Guitar Hero III event. Carmen wasn't the only one testing her musical abilities as she was joined by a few Dallas Cowboy team members, including Tony Romo.

Trackback

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

Mixiboi — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 21:36:10 MDT

I hate to be the one to break the fourth wall

[www.hemmy.net]

But yeah, that's why she looks different, it's a REAL picture.

Mixiboi

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

robotrousers — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:01:14 MDT

She's looks like a cross between Pia Zadora and Charo.

robotrousers

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

Rishathra — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:46:03 MDT

@erlik: You say that as if there is something wrong with Trailer Park Hot.

Rishathra

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

ablemancain — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:48:10 MDT

Did she have surgery to make herself look more Caucasian?

ablemancain

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

AgainstOne — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 08:58:57 MDT

@elevenoverzero: a round of applause

AgainstOne

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

tk. — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 08:55:04 MDT

No grudge match against Dave Navarro?

tk.

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

thenino85 — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 08:30:04 MDT

Is that "THE" Carmen Electra? Are we sure this isn't someone else named Carmen Electra that has a lot of money? What the hell happened to her face? Putting on a little weight isn't a problem (those women are usually freakishly "I could be in an African poverty commerical" skinny beforehand anyway) but it looks like someone went to town with an ugly bat to her face. Then again, looking at her hands, it's kinda obvious that she's starting to show her age. Hands are always the best indicator of age, from my experience.

Yeah, I know I'm being hypercritical of her outer appearance. Her public persona is that of her outer appearance. A long-run stupid idea, because eventually you'll become shriveled up and no one will want you. You reap what you sow.

Anyway, the new Guitar Hero isn't as great as the other two. It's still good, don't get me wrong. But meh, it just doesn't have that special "it" that the other two had. For one, the new characters are "edgy," whereas the old characters and the old venues were kinda goofy and a parody of the rock genre they represented. I just don't get the feeling that I'm a rock GOD after finishing a tough song like I did in the other two. It feels more like I finished a difficult video game level. It has its body and mind intact, but it's missing its soul.

thenino85

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

rainofwalrus — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 08:28:20 MDT

hey, Carmen, 1986 called and it wants its studded "rawk" bracelet back.

rainofwalrus

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

ninjafetus — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 08:04:30 MDT

@chardish: I'm going to have to disagree. Having played all the non-bonus songs through on expert yesterday, I think this is the best GH so far. Yes, it's different, but where it really matters (music, note charts), they hit a home run.

ninjafetus

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

Chilly Hollow — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 06:48:15 MDT

Poor McWhert. Not invited to the party. Well, join the crowd. I wasn't either, despite being charming and funny and living 3,000 miles away.

Next time.

Chilly Hollow

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

marcus_ivo — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:47:44 MDT

Electra clearly has no need for whammy. Sucker.

marcus_ivo

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

HOVA — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 03:32:15 MDT

I now have the sudden urge to pre-order this game

and i js noticed you can't buy the black 360 headset.. What gives?

HOVA

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

erlik — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:52:43 MDT

Bad haircut, but she was never hot anyway. Just a poor man's Pamela Anderson. Big synthetic boobs, a toned body, and airbrushing can make just about any woman look Trailer Park Hot.

I've always been surprised by the seeming inability of most other men to differentiate between Hot and TP Hot. I guess enormous tits in a tight swimsuit have a certain raw power that many are overwhelmed by.

erlik

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

chardish — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:09:35 MDT

Actually, since GH III leaked yesterday, I am playing it, thank you very much.

Neversoft really doesn't have Harmonix's touch, and it kind of reeks of "knock-off" unfortunately. The songs are good, but I'll be holding out for Rock Band. I'd say it's definitely not as good as GH 2, and maybe not even as good as GH 1. Remains to be seen as I start clearing the unlockable stuff.

chardish

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

Cell9song — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:09:01 MDT

getting a bit long-in-the-tooth.

Cell9song

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

banmojo — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 00:58:14 MDT

she's hot, we're not, next post.

banmojo

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

varnished_monkey — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 00:47:44 MDT

Wow! She may not be as attractive as she used to be, but if she can play Guitar Hero while not looking at the screen, then whoo hoo! I'm sold on her! She must be soooo good at games...

varnished_monkey

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

Nexus6 — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 00:37:29 MDT

I agree shes nothing special. Keira Knightley and Sophie Marceau on the other hand.... totally bitchin'.

Nexus6

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

NinjaBurg3r — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 00:36:13 MDT

Wait a second - why is there a wire coming out of the bottom of her controller? I thought the Les Paul's were wireless. Someone please fill me in :(

NinjaBurg3r

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

Ra is on That 70s Show — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 00:33:42 MDT

Lol the phrase "one-time boner source" makes me laugh every time i reread it.

Ra is on That 70s Show

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

artistpavel — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 00:27:45 MDT

I met her once on movie set, such a beauty

artistpavel

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

topaz420 — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 00:17:56 MDT

I believe this article calls for one of our resident Kotaku Girls to comment on McWhertor's hot/not-ness

topaz420

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

DemonBlood — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 00:09:55 MDT

Cowboys 6-1 FTW! Hmm Romo has a hamstring injury...He better not injure it more playing with the fake guitar. Terrence Newman(Black dude in pic) is also injured.

DemonBlood

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

Gunhaver — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 00:03:36 MDT

one-time boner source? She STILL is boner inducing. Virginity can do that to a person.

Gunhaver

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

El-Suave — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 23:58:59 MDT

She herself needs a new faceplate ASAP.

El-Suave

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

subnet6 — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 23:37:07 MDT

The controllers are wired. :(

subnet6

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

TheDollHouse — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 23:36:33 MDT

Nice guitars! Honestly she does look allot older. But again there from the world of make believe. Have you seen Britney Spears without make up on? Photoshop can make anyone divine.

TheDollHouse

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

JibbyJam — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 23:18:01 MDT

@TheBrain76: Those are expensive, and besides, McWherter needs to spend his lootz on climbing gear to scale the wall of Carmen's palatial abode and become "that guy" in the background of her next photograph.

JibbyJam

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

.endejas. — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 23:17:26 MDT

@ChickenOfTheSea: I was swayed by the demo too, which really surprised me.

It looks like I'm going GH3 over Rock Band.

.endejas.

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

TheBrain76 — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 23:03:57 MDT

"one-time boner source"? Maybe you should try some of those little blue pills.

TheBrain76

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

stevo — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:51:52 MDT

She's getting older..

stevo

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

InsidiousTuna — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:43:09 MDT

I really like the green-and-black faceplate, and the demo of this game was sweet. It persuaded my roommate to buy it, so that's good.

InsidiousTuna

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

NinetySeven97 — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:31:32 MDT

i spy with my eyes a corded guitar hero 3 controller in tony romos arms...

whats the deal with that??

NinetySeven97

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

SirGecko — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:30:12 MDT

See, this is why I wish I was a celebrity. They're rich and people just give them stuff.

SirGecko

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

elevenoverzero — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:29:58 MDT

@kotakuspaceship:
I love the "learn to play a real guitar" argument. How about we all go and learn to drive real F1 race cars or learn to shoot real machine guns or learn to be real ninjas or learn to... you get my point.

So fuck off and enjoy your real guitar, and let us play some games.

elevenoverzero

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

Zilor — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:27:16 MDT

@Karlott: I agree, she still looks hot. Sure she has a bad haircut and is wearing an ugly shirt, but she is still very much hot.

I know a girl who got a haircut like that recently, I'm beginning to think it hides the hotness of anyone.

Zilor

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

kotakuspaceship — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:23:57 MDT

What are YOU talking about? She looks the same, only got rid of her curly brown hair and dyed it Hannah Montana-style.

She can have Guitar Hero 3. I have a real guitar. And I can play it. Enjoy your peripheral. lol.

kotakuspaceship

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Karlott — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:19:00 MDT

Not sure what planet you guys are from, but she still looks plenty hot to me.

Karlott

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

taftsearlobe23 — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:18:57 MDT

did she just have a kid? looks like she still has some baby weight on her

taftsearlobe23

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

bnpederson — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:13:53 MDT

@Jordan311:
"What the heck happened to her?? She doesn't even look remotely like I remember her"

From [www.worth1000.com] to the above. Well, I'd say it's due to age, an unflattering outfit, lack of expert lighting in the pictures, the lack of airbrush and probably the lack of professional makeup artists.

bnpederson

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chiablo — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:13:32 MDT

Hah, I like that last picture.

Sorry obligatory black guy, you get the hand-me-down GH2 guitar controller that nobody else wants.

And looking at his expression, he's definitely thinking "I am so going to kill you guys for this."

chiablo

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Jamez — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:11:17 MDT

Sucks, didn't send me an invite either. And we just had tea last week!

Jamez

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

sanyo — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:10:14 MDT

Those must be one of the new faceplate designs. They look pretty nifty. Now I'm hope each bundle comes with an extra console specific one.

sanyo

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

wayneofspades — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:09:52 MDT

@Jordan311: This must be a different Carmen Electra.

wayneofspades

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

D00mM4r1n3 — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:09:01 MDT

She's always been ugly.

To each their own, I guess.

D00mM4r1n3

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

Jordan311 — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:07:24 MDT

@armchairnixon:
"Wow. She's fugly now."

My thoughts exactly.
What the heck happened to her?? She doesn't even look remotely like I remember her

Jordan311

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

TheCakeIsALie — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:07:05 MDT

"yet I've seen not a single e-mail invite from Ms. Electra in my work inbox."

It's times like these when you learn who your REAL friends are... XP

TheCakeIsALie

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

Gas Powered Goose — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:06:49 MDT

Is that a Killswitch Engage shirt that I see on one of steroid induced fellows in the backround? :O

Don't worry McWhertor, she doesn't know what she is missing by not having you there. Her loss!!!

Gas Powered Goose

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

syl1985 — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:06:42 MDT

I hope my Wii controller doesn't look like dogs balls

syl1985

Carmen Electra Hosts Guitar Hero Parties Without You

armchairnixon sees you doing that thing there... — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:03:59 MDT

Wow. She's fugly now. Nice controller, though.

armchairnixon sees you doing that thing there...