Lure Potential Customers with Phoney Jubblies - Kotaku Comments

Lure Potential Customers with Phoney Jubblies

Roflcopter_Down: Wants you to follow HIM! — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:46:04 MDT

That's no moon... those are jubblies!

Roflcopter_Down: Wants you to follow HIM!

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jayntampa — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 13:01:23 MDT

@fnc: Yep, I'm lucky! She even supports my gaming addiction & my writing compulsion (those that write fiction know what I mean). She's even looking forward to Mass Effect and called the ending to Portal "kick ass!"

jayntampa

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fnc — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 12:19:49 MDT

jayntampa - So that's the story on your avatar. I clicked on it the other day and wondered why a guy had that as his pic. Congrats on finding such a lovely lady.

As to the story. Wow. I guess the game will be as unrealistic of a depiction of women as the advertising is though.

fnc

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Husher — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:34:47 MDT

were do you put the quarter?

Husher

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jayntampa — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:28:15 MDT

@BambooCactus:

You're welcome! She made my day when she sent the pic :D

jayntampa

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Witzbold — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:24:15 MDT

@setuzoku: Guess where the charger is!

Witzbold

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Shigamado — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 09:05:07 MDT

Muppet Boobs.

Shigamado

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BambooCactus — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:31:00 MDT

Boy, I'd walk right up to that standee and take a nap in 'em.

@jayntampa: Thanks, made my day!

BambooCactus

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pete — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:06:07 MDT

Ahh Japan.
I love you soooo much.
From afar.

pete

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Bound — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 07:22:46 MDT

@setuzoku: lol. Nice

Bound

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Masterpain22 — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 07:13:51 MDT

This definitely catches people's attention, mainly because it is weird. People might want to pick up the flier just to find out how the cartoony young girl ended up with somewhat realistic grandma's jubblies. Also an interesting fact is how everyone is so fixed on the stand that nobody says anything about the title of the game, or book, or whatever this mannequin is supposed to be promoting (really, at this point who cares) called "Married Women Harem", that premise alone should have made people look at this post funny.

Masterpain22

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jayntampa — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 07:01:31 MDT

@elevenoverzero: I do not think you have known many crack addicts ...

jayntampa

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setuzoku — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 07:00:19 MDT

this could be useful as a Wiimote holder^^

setuzoku

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Witzbold — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 06:57:58 MDT

@elevenoverzero: If only crack addicts were that attractive.

Witzbold

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elevenoverzero — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 06:55:46 MDT

Her face looks like that of a crack addict.

elevenoverzero

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jayntampa — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 06:55:07 MDT

I try to pass up every single one of these jubblies posts ... but, I never can. So, when my girlfriend sent me a cam phone pic of hers, I had to put it up as my avatar for Kotaku.

It just felt right. Click it for an enhanced view :D

jayntampa

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Alalu — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 06:54:48 MDT

They could have made them a bit more... convincing.

Alalu

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okenny — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 06:44:41 MDT

The fact that will arouse many is probably something that's sad enough to warrant a moment of silence.

okenny

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ninjafetus — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 06:43:10 MDT

I wonder... at places like Gamestop, employees usually get to take home the display stands and such after a bit game's release (have to make room for new ones, old ones go somewhere!).

So, does the manager of a game store selling adult games have plastic anime jubblie torsos all around his apartment? I hope so.

ninjafetus

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jebus2477 — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 06:13:19 MDT

@SolDieR:

haha shoulder boulders and their in their shoulder boulder holder lol

jebus2477

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banmojo — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 06:01:48 MDT

mmm...jubblies. good. must . touch . jubblies.

banmojo

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frostcircus — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:42:58 MDT

Does the speech bubble say "please kill me?"

That expression combined with the bloat kind of leaves no other sensible option.

frostcircus

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IntelSilver — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:40:58 MDT

I wonder what they feel like. Probably like those anti-stress balls.

IntelSilver

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CrimsonAngel — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:34:57 MDT

Well they are some of the biggest breast i have ever seen on a cardboard cut out.

CrimsonAngel

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Saint Anima — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:28:41 MDT

I don't think jubblies are the right word for those. Sandbags maybe? Or perhaps two medicine balls that you use to exercise? Or perhaps two rocks? Or...

Saint Anima

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Witzbold — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:22:01 MDT

They be saggin a bit!

Witzbold

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Ghede — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:20:39 MDT

Looks like two piglets in a bra, not jubblies.

Ghede

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SolDieR — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:16:30 MDT

That just looks wrong and out of place.

SolDieR