Candy Mountain Massacre - Kotaku Comments

Candy Mountain Massacre

CyberSkull — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:09:23 MDT

I really hate the shockwave platform. It's always slow, buggy and ugly. Not to mention that I am using a 5 button mouse with my PowerBook, but it still insists on Q to melee.

CyberSkull

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Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 21:45:14 MDT

...

*walks out of Flash game, covered in blood, holding gun*

...I've seen things, man... horrible things...

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Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 21:16:33 MDT

From ancient Rome to Candy Mountain.

I love Adult Swim.

But I agree, I expected Charlie.

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.

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Danj3ris — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:10:21 MDT

Worked for me. I finished it. There's a sequel in the works according to the end where it says "coming soon: Part 2"

Favorite character? The Hello Kitty wannabes. When they kill you they say "I'll use your bones for cake batter".

It was a decent use of 10 minutes... Halo 3 time.

Danj3ris

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Marv2 — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 14:57:23 MDT

You do know that there's no such thing as Candy Mountain, right?

Marv2

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Collins1 — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 14:34:16 MDT

"Come with us to Candy Mountain, Charlie!"

Collins1

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Karlott — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 14:26:26 MDT

Nope. It certainly does keep crashing after 30 seconds. I tried, it really looked fun.

Karlott

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Karlott — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 14:22:07 MDT

I'm with above posters. This might have been fun, if it actually worked and didn't keep crashing.

Karlott

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geekiscool — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 14:15:17 MDT

Can you take their kid... Oh, damn this was all taked by everyone above.

geekiscool

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Quik — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 14:14:41 MDT

Yeah, this game was horribly buggy, I warped under the stage and picked off all those ugly leprechauns from below. Then the game froze. Definately not on par with Caligula and Orphan Feast.

Quik

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huginn — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:18:42 MDT

Ahhh!! They took my kidneys!!

huginn

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ShaggE — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:08:16 MDT

If it were playable, I might have liked it better. Don't know what Fahey was playing, but all I got was a hideously buggy "game" that stopped responding to my controls randomly and repeatedly, and screwed with Firefox like nobody's business.

ShaggE

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Blue_Six — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:55:38 MDT

I find your lack of Charlie disturbing.

Blue_Six

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invictus — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:48:55 MDT

That was horrible.

invictus

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FumblesMcStupid — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:35:09 MDT

I'm not sure unicorns can function with only one kidney.

Spoiler.

FumblesMcStupid

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Coal — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:24:02 MDT

I'm with everyone else, where's Charlie?!!

Coal

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kmattson — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:54:05 MDT

Oh right ... that's where the little streams of alcohol go a-trickling down the rocks.

kmattson

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Applekid — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:49:54 MDT

Hmmm, install a flash extension to let future flash files control my cursor? Thanks, but, no thanks.

Applekid

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Mokai — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:46:33 MDT

It's not complete without a dancing, singing Y. D:

Mokai

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bigman88zz — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:44:11 MDT

CHAAAARRRRRRRRRRRLIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!

bigman88zz

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Bigfoot — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:29:30 MDT

Where's Charlie?

Bigfoot