<![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude - Kotaku Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude - Kotaku Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> XD all of the new characters in six make me laugh, which could be a good or a bad thing, either way though i'm picking this game up as soon as possible, same with soul caliber 4.

essko

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @Behonkiss:
Nice.

OtakuboyT

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Oh, come on. You live in Japan, Ashcraft, you know eating competitions are always won by a tiny Japanese dude or a skinny, dark-haired white guy.

Jonn

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> He looks like he's wearing two Power Gloves.

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @Gamemaster:

I think its a slam on British people.


Britian is the second fattest nation...guess people forget that...

Vecha

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @lilsamuraijoe:

They may not be overweight but they're ridiculous, tacky and over-the-top. 99% of the time the "normal" characters that are lithe, thoughtful etc are Asian.

Cell9song

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> I'm playing as Bob as soon as I get Tekken 6. Haha, just look at him!

keyransolo

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Please come out on the 360!

carrierj1

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> It's obvious you guys don't follow Pride or K-1.

That's Mark Hunt.

[www.prideofficial.com]

zombie666

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> All I know is that this looks like a job for Bill Nye The Science Guy.

crazyrabbits

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Only in Tekken, home of robot, android, school girl, dinosaur, kangaroo, wood, panda, kodiak, devil, and break-dancing fighters, will morbidly obese fighters be accepted.

Jim on the Wall

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> This from the country that came up with Sumo wrestling? Wow.

@LunchViking:
Sort of. There are white-hispanics (hispanics of largely caucasian descent) and non-white-hispanics (hispanics of largely non-caucasian descent). The latter truly does encompass every region of the world, with a fraction of a percentage reporting themselves in the latest US census as hispanics of either Asian (0.3%) or Pacific-Islander (0.1%) descent. The NWH population of the US does outnumber the WH population, but white non-hispanics outnumber both combined.

@WreckTheLaw:
Hispanics are indeed the only ethnicity that the US Census Bureau tracks. Everything else is geographically-determined racial-origin groups.

@sxp151:
Nobody messes with Kube's Lunch.

@Zuiyo:
Being "white" is defined as having ancestry from one of several groups that share similar genetic traits, primarily in skin color and variability of hair/eye color. And if you truly believe it's a cultural construct, go ask people how they feel about the fact that they are genetically more prone to have certain health conditions based on their ancestry. Now, being _hispanic_ is a cultural construct, because it crosses racial (ie genetic) boundaries.





Purple Dave

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Wow... Jacky Bryant has really let himself go... ooh wait.. this is Tekken!?

Rondogg

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> When was the last time fighting games had a "fat" guy, Fatal Fury with that Chinese dude? KoF Chang isn't really fat, but big.

djricekcn

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> If my experience with cosplayers is anything to go on, his alternate costume will be Cloud from Final Fantasy VII, and his special move will be injecting insulin while debating the minutiae of his favorite anime with people trapped near him.

Mansteak

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @Black-Dog-Howls: I never realized "American" meant "white-only"

goddessakasha

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Holy shit. So that's where Duke Nukem's been hiding all these years.

Vanst

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @xot:

I was going to say exactly the same thing haha.

thegetupkid

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> yeah this guy is definitely a jab at americans. Why else would he be named Bob? They already have a fat guy though - Ganryu the sumo wrestler.

Heihachi.vs.Kazuya

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Paul and nina and Marshall Law are all Americans, and they're not fat!

lilsamuraijoe

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> "Engineered" his body? More like "was locked in a bakery overnight".

mrdietsoda

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @Cobolman2:
The E in E. Honda's name was Edmond, actually.

@Kenofthedead:
I love Samoans. They're the only ethnicity whose athletic ability seems to be inversely proportional to their waist size.

ninjafetus

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @Cell9song:
Yep, the ignorant stereotyping continues.

ca$h

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @Behonkiss: It is indeed Coop *throws horns*

StrikerGold

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Awesome. My new favorite character already.

Seditionist

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Gabe Newell

silentbob343

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Is this the first playable palindrome in a Tekken title? Too bad it's not an RPG:
Bob, level Bob.


milkfilk

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @XbhaskarX:
hahaha that makes if even funnier, oh man I'm so going to master all his moves in honor of theo.. and mario ;D

Kamizzle

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> He's big, fat, belligerent and hes portrayed as a Yank. What else is new?

Cell9song

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> I demand jiggly manboob physics!!

@sxp151: I remember the koob. =) He was also in ER for a while if you dont want to seem so dated (but we know he'll always be the koob).

Thrillhaus

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Bob the fat slob. So is Bob the new Dan Hibiki?

Don't they also have a guy who looks like he's dressed like a hobo? At least, that's how I saw it. He makes more sense than a fighting panda or a log creature, though.

YotaruVegeta

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @Faradin: I totally missed that. Good catch.
Honestly, this is as bad as an American developed racing game that has one character that can only drive 45mph in the fast lane with the turn signal on. Not a direct hit, I know, but you can fill in the blanks.


BoffrO

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Awesome, they finally got a big dude to represent. Now I'm not nearly as huge as that guy, no fuckin' way. But damn, that's funny. I can't wait to play as this guy. You wouldn't want to mess with him. I bet he eats pets and small children.

Tyber_Zann

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Score one for NAAFA!!

[www.naafa.org]

Tubatic

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Hmm. Sadly I look pretty much like this guy. I got the build the hair and the beard down. About the only character I could easily cosplay if I ever wanted to.

ElMuerte

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> I love how Tekken doesn't take itself not even a bit seriously.

Alalu

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> warning! credibility budget exhausted! fans' acceptance levels decreasing rapidly!

somehow i find bob more difficult to deal with than a kangaqroo or dinosaur, or even all the ridiculous fodder they put in these games that they call story. maybe bob is just the straw that broke the camel's back though, as tekken has been giving us a surplus of crappy characters for years.

thaKingRocka

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> I prefer tekken over the other fighters, party because of character variety. fun is it to play "Generic asian man A" vs "Big boobed american blond B". The biggest strength of tekken was that there was always a wide assortment of characters and fighting styles, you never felt like there was no one to choose from.
With 6's roster being the biggest the series has seen (bigger than tekken tag), It's not as if any of you are forced to play with this guy other than the one session of playing his story in story mode. Personally, id rather a fat guy than a big boobed blond chick, or a bland vaguely american guy.

bobeotm

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> I'm praying for some Sammo Hung customizations for the characters... Also keep your eyes on SDTEKKEN.COM for more updates on T6 real soon!

MarkMan

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> wait...I'm confused. At first they said the guy was a martial arts genius but then said he could never beat anyone bigger than him. Doesnt sound much like a genius to me

Sparx

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @Elly:

genius...

Datalock

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> hahaha, how LOL.
i never liked the tekken-characters, and bob is just another confirmation that i dont want to play tekken.

next to the screwed up gameplay, of course.

@ GOUKI4U: Wow, Ken Masters has really let himself go.

LOL hahaha ^^

murfi

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @Sabre_Justice: Ahahah you know, I was thinking to myself "Imagine all the people who are gonna cosplay this guy."

Moe Power

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Wow, Ken Masters has really let himself go.

Gouki4u's avatar has a severe case of Jekyll and Hyde

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> face the fact the majority of americans are obese so this is a good laugh :D

Emperor

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @Kamizzle:
Hah, it does look like Theo van Gogh dressed up as Mario.

XbhaskarX

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> stupid as all hell.

3inst3in

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> I'm still struggling to realise this to be true...it just seems so...unreal.

Anyway, why 'Bob'? That sucks for people who don't like typing Hwoarang's name since he was known as Bob already. Guess he'll go back to Hwoarang, Hwo, B.O.B or whatever other lazy spelling is made.

And Dan was a fitting name for Mr.Hibiki, I say.

Ryu Kazama

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @Huginn:

haha classic his name is robert paulson

Thejamielynch

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Tekken already had a fat guy, nobody here remembers Ganryu? And don't tell me he's not fat because he's a sumo wrestler. This guy's essentially the same idea, increase body mass to overpower opponents. This guy screams 'What would Paul's moves look like if performed by someone strong enough to actually hit someone that hard.'

Let's be honest, getting hit by someone with 180lbs behind them isn't gonna be the trainwreck of a beefy 280lbs landing you in the face with the tree trunk he calls an 'arm' will be.

art_zombie

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Frikking hilarious

a) reminds me of the game nobody should have played, fight club with the Meatloaf character

b) name is brilliant "what about Bob?"

c) if he's not too slow I'll definitely learn his moves

JakeDunn

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @virgilsoames: Oh man, if his alternate costume is a chippendales outfit, I'll find a way to preorder that game right now.

monkeysaresilly

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> of all the stupid background stories I ever heard, this one really rules supreme.

4thVariety

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> From the screens, (what little I can see of them) looks like burger boy is getting some air, perhaps he won't be so slow after all. All I want is for his version of the Wind Godfist to be that belly dive in the top right. Let us hope NAMCO continues its tradition of making most every character usefull in the hands of at least some gamers (no Dr.B or Gon references there i swear)

Kiwimaddog

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> In fact I'm damn sure he was modeled on Eric Cartman.

Antiflow

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> I'm loving the Gabe Newell jokes.. I like his name. It's funny! Almost makes me want a PS3...

XAnthonyX

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Dunno why, but he has an element of Eric Cartman about him.

Antiflow

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Becoming huge doesn't have to equal fat from eating, you can be rather large and full of muscles.

Quite a few really good "huge" Samoan fighters with Limalama out there who look "fat", but it's really all muscle.
Same goes for plenty of other martial arts, from wrestling to Lau and beyond, a huge body can be worth it if built up right.

As for that hair and costume though, well that's just caused by too much drinking.


Kenofthedead

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> The first thing that came to mind was "Fat American video game/Internet know it all"

DeadPlasmaCell

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> ¿What is being white anyway? Nothing really, just having pale skin. It's like being blonde or tall. Race is a cultural construct most of the time.

See the movie Bulworth for good solutions on the whole race disquisition.

Zuiyo

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Gabe Newell?

Darkest Daze

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> I almost wish his entry into the tournament was to promote his resteraunt chain Big Bob's House of Ribs...

Actually I want to try this guy because from the descriptionn, he's a fat guy who doesn't fight sumo. That can be interesting...

LuppyLuptonium

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> POSTING IN A DEBATED COMMENT PAGE

-

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> LOL ... the typical fat American character has arrived!

dead_red_eyes

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @rich8606: That would be righteous. Project A is one of my favourite movies of all time. Jackie Chan+Sammo Hung+Yuen Baio=Martial Arts (and comedy) gold.

@TheIrishNinja: Float like a butterfly, Shting like a Shteve!

Also, I will laugh my ass of if this guy turns out to be really, REALLY fast, like a fat male Xiaoyu

Unastheslayer-PSN

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Yeah represent!

Dimipapa

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> They're making Tekken 6 a farce (yes, I realize previous instalments featured fighting pandas and dinosaurs sporting boxing gloves). First they introduced these new Mortal Kombat 'Friendship' moves (Anna Williams throws her stiletto, Bruce Irvin send a string of baby chickens to attack his opponent and Baraka gives you a rainbow as a present) and now you get to fight Jin Kazama as Gabe Newell. Sucky.

tetrahedron

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @thinred: Beat me to the punch!

oldskuel

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> If you play through as Bob you unlock a new playable character, Gabe Newell. Their fighting style and eating habits are identical.

oldskuel

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Apparently this guy is gonna move like Sammo Hung... not!!!

rich8606

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> ANOTHER piece of news about Gabe Newell???

thinred

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Capcom has Dan
Namco now has Bob

diablofreak

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Now if only Namco would add a photo-game face option, I could fully realize my dream of being in a video game.

MR_Gamer

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @SXP151:

"Eat now?"


I like him, but I want to see how he moves. Hell, back in the day, I used to be slighty terrifying with E. Honda. (Despite what you may have heard, the E stood for Elvis....at least in my mind. :P )

Cobolman2

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Two questions:

What am I doing in this game?

When do I get my royalties?


Black-Dog-Howls: "A mixed Asian, Hispanic, Black guy/girl that is fat would truly be making fun of America."

AGREED! This game needs more Creole hermaphrodites!

xot

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @virgilsoames: He doesn't look like Chris Farley to me. I'm trying to think of who he reminds me of, and all I can think of is "Kubiak" from "Parker Lewis Can't Lose."

Oh God, I'm the oldest person here, right?

sxp151, the happy-headed nose

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @Faradin: i just noticed that...if he gets a hat, its over.

TheIrishNinja

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> whoa, Chris Farley is in Tekken?

virgilsoames

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @Mongoosekun: The first rule is... Well i can't tell you that... and the second rule, well, I can't tell you that either.

@Behonkiss: And yes, it looks like an adult Coop. With the red jacket, facial hair and the weight.

@WreckTheLaw: As long as it isn't akin to the fight..err.. that game where it is from. We're good. :)

huginn

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> maybe our country needs a little dissing. I'm more comfortable with America being portrayed as a fat blonde guy than the evil conglomerate we usually get..

That said, this looks like a possible ripoff of Bass from DOA. Then again, the 3D fighters have been ripping off each other for some time now, which is fine in the name of gameplay.

Ultimately, however, I say it sucks.

crewwolfy

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> God, you people act like you've never seen a fat guy in a fighting game before. Fatal Fury had that fat guy with the suspenders and Samurai Shodown had Earthquake.

bronxfinest04

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> A hero among geeks.

Trowble (XBL/PSN)

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @LunchViking: Heh, it took me a second to figure that out too, but then I remembered that being of "latino" descent can mean a lot of different things, and that it isn't a race of it's own in the census. As such you can be Black Hispanic, White Hispanic, etc.


this is off topic, eh? Hm... how about that... Tekken? Did anyone get 5 on PS3 download? How was it?

WreckTheLaw

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @WreckTheLaw: hah hah. yeah. i'm not the only one who checked the census.

LunchViking

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> "Bob" ... puh-lease. Nothing against all the Bobs out there but... oh man, terrible character name.

@BLACK-DOG-HOWLS: Oh, and the people who claim to be soley white on the last census DO outnumber the rest of the claimed races. Out of an (estimated) 288,378,137 people 215,333,394 people claimed to be "white alone". I've heard this floating around a lot lately that if you combined all the races who aren't white they'd out number the whites. Well, not according to what people claim on their census sheets.

(2005 Census)

It's interesting though, if you check this page you'll see all the races and their numbers laid out but then, for some reason, below that you'll see "Hispanic or Latino (of any race)" with a population of 41,870,703... so it makes me wonder where they fit in in all this. Guess they just are interspersed through out all the other races? Odd...


LunchViking

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> The ultimate dissing of America. Well done, Namco. Now the turn is ours.

bangbangblah

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> [www.gamespot.com] You can see a few here.

WreckTheLaw

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @Huginn:

Just don't talk about you know what.

He looks more like a fat Ken from Street Fighter than a Meatloaf with a blonde wig. Ready for your hug? ^^

Mongoosekun

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @mphz: One of the levels in Tekken 4 really had a fight club vibe... lemme see if I can find a pic....

WreckTheLaw

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @Black-Dog-Howls:

Hate to be "that guy", but if you check your facts, whites are not outnumbered by minorities. [factfinder.census.gov]

Whites make up 74.7% of the population as of 2005 (75% in 2000, on a side note), and even if you assume that EVERY hispanic or latino (14.5% of Americans) declared themselves white, you'd still have 60.2% of Americans as white, non Latino/Hispanic. That is a majority of the total population, not just more than any one other race.

WreckTheLaw

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @WreckTheLaw: I can only say that if one or more legit references (or blatant homages) to Fight Club actually appeared in Tekken 6, that would propel the franchise to new levels of awesomeness.

mphz

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> It's Coop!

[en.wikipedia.org]

Behonkiss

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @mphz: @Huginn: You guys beat me to it, but I wouldn't be surprised f his level was in fact super reminiscent of Fight Club, or if his alternate outfit was Project Mayhem garb.

WreckTheLaw

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> I figured Tekken's characters were all beaten with an ugly stick, but this guy got clubbed by a redwood.

Elly

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> i lol'd almost

TaMs

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> They're getting politically correct:
Fat People fight too.

I'd also love to see how he would fight and his accessability to the players that are already used to tekken

Megan Fox Iz Hot! ^-^ - ph15h

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Must be a tribute to a dutch fallen icon.

Theo van Gogh ftw.

Kamizzle

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> he is so gonna be top tier

Type-R

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Holy crap... This very well maybe a character that finally replaces Kazuya as my main fighter.


-Niric

Niric

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Actually, you know what I just find hilarious? This character gets so pissed off that he can't win that he just eats and eats and eats... It's pretty funny, stress eating...

Especially considering the fact that he probably moves slow and just sucks...

On a more serious note, though, how outlandish can Tekken get? When you actually stomach the fighting pandas and dinosaurs, they throw in a fat guy for the sake of a fat guy...

It's starting to get scary (though I kind of liked the "Nazi looking guy")...

Gamemaster

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Living here in Jersey, fighting villains from afar... you gotta find first gear, in your giant robot car...

Nillard

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> he's not fat...he's just really beefed...

icepick314

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Dear god! It's like they took a picture of me and gave the figure super martial arts ability. Where the fuck are my royalties!?!

Jechticknight

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @mphz: Beat me to it.

Insomnia Bob

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @Black-Dog-Howls: No, because even though minorities outnumber whites, whites are still the "face" of America. When people think "American" they usually think "white person", so having a fatass white person actually could be a good slam on Americans.

Gamemaster

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @Huginn: As does "His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson."

... :3

mphz

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> He's the new Jack Turner!

DTJAAAAM

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Wow I bet you anything his "alternate costume" is a skinny version of himself.

Mr. Sadistic

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> He'll sure be easy to cosplay.

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> @IchimaruGin: If they're making fun of Americans.. well they failed. Minorities as a whole out number whites. A mixed Asian, Hispanic, Black guy/girl that is fat would truly be making fun of America.

Black-Dog-Howls

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Generic naming 101.

Man, does he remind me of a lumberjack man or something. Sometimes Tekken's character roster freaks me out. I mean... seriously, who thinks of these things? Panda bears? Kangaroos? Robots named Jack (there's the bland naming again)? Big wooden mannequins that take on random characters?

Someone in the creativity department needs a head check.

Not to mess with the game or anything--I actually like Tekken and various other fighters, haha.

September

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Are you sure this was just announced? Because I'm pretty sure I've seen quite a few people cosplaying this before...

Apocrypha

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Ahaha, I love his Mario outfit...

Faradin

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> couch potato gaijin ftw!

cyhborg

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Has to be said.

"This is Bob, Bob had bitch tits."

huginn

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> Haha...cant wait to see how he fights. any date on tekken 6?
still waiting on DR to go online, im practicing Steve these days....anyway, outside of SF, Tekken's about the only fighter series im still into, Smash Bros notwithstanding.

TheIrishNinja

]]> <![CDATA[Tekken 6 Gets Chubby Dude]]> namco is making fun of we americans with this fat guy!!!! Seriously though, tekken 6 is looking a little weak in my opinion... how bout we get soul calibur first? Please?

IchimaruGin

]]>