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Lara Croft Hands-On Impressions

Michael McWhertor — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 02:01:54 MDT

@whiskey: We all just LOLed.

Michael McWhertor

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whiskey — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 12:38:32 MDT

Dude!?! A hands-on with no unboxing???

whiskey

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Purple Dave — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 12:34:47 MDT

@Jonn:
Maggie. I hope.

Purple Dave

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Michael McWhertor — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 11:33:17 MDT

@Tracid: Same here.

Michael McWhertor

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Tracid — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 07:51:48 MDT

For some reason I have it in my head McWhertor was a black guy =\

Tracid

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pupaboy — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 06:35:38 MDT

Where is the Nude Raider patch?

pupaboy

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jeb_crash — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 01:59:27 MDT

you know for a video game editor, you're a fine looking man. if only you were rocking a bird shirt, those ladies at jezebel would never leave you alone.

jeb_crash

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onikuwagata — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 01:43:07 MDT

By hands-on, it looks like you mean around her waist. Possibly more? No, otherwise your hand would probably have been lower.

onikuwagata

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cactaur — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 00:45:48 MDT

Looking at the RSS feed I thought this article was about a game...

So, hands one impressions eh? Silicone or natural?

cactaur

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v0yce — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 23:55:24 MDT

Great review.

When can I get this on my Wii?

v0yce

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xINTRINSICALLY_PWNINGx — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 23:47:46 MDT

He better have raided her tomb.

xINTRINSICALLY_PWNINGx

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spookytooth — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 23:12:50 MDT

Shave and a haircut.

spookytooth

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Jonn — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 21:57:51 MDT

So, who at KHQ does not have a beard?

Jonn

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minor_problems — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 21:41:29 MDT

What? No gameplay or control details in the hands-on impression? Is this a 1up.com preview?

minor_problems

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Coweh — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 20:21:57 MDT

She looks rather done-up. Y'know, I don't believe Lara Croft's makeup/hair/etc. would be completely perfect if she'd been raiding tombs. Heh, I keed, I keed.

This thread really has opened my eyes to sex-obsession of gamers... rather, guys in general...

Coweh

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Purple Dave — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 20:20:35 MDT

@Brackynews:
Meh, just another warm body to add to the lineup of "Lara Croft models who regretably are not the tastylicious Rhona Mitra".

Purple Dave

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Barbara — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 19:27:43 MDT

LOL, they look like two different species..."here we have a male Gallus domesticus scavenging near a Rosa multiflora cathayensis Rehder."

Barbara

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el_gordo — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 19:27:14 MDT

@McWhertor:

It looks like your hair wisp is trying to tell us something.

el_gordo

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Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 19:23:22 MDT

New Tomb Raider movie.

Now.

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.

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Achenar — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 19:23:10 MDT

Yeah, I dunno - I like my boobs not kinda lumpy. *shrug* Just saying.

Achenar

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Brackynews — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 19:22:04 MDT

@PhantomSpaceman67:
Why choose when you can have them all?

Brackynews

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neojam — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 19:21:07 MDT

Fake B(.)(.)BIES FTW!

neojam

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presto117 — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 18:47:45 MDT

@OhTheHugeManatee:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

presto117

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Xeronius — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 18:41:44 MDT

McWhertor, ye scurvy bastard! I'll have your head for this!

Read: Jealousy.

Xeronius

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i_9 — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 18:34:42 MDT

Wow, this sure brought out the idiots. I would have scored her a B- but meh, I'm spoiled.

i_9

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Collapse The Control — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 18:23:04 MDT

Oh the amount of games we could play with her....

Collapse The Control

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keyransolo — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 18:10:26 MDT

Look at Michael's hairy face, then look at Lara's breasts.

keyransolo

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BigChiefSmokem — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 18:06:22 MDT

McWhertor we all know you told that girl you run the greatest blog on the internet and promised to get her up in the spotlight for a night... so yeah, let us know if you succeed in raiding that tomb ;)

BigChiefSmokem

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Forsakyn — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 18:04:10 MDT

@CallmeMongoose:

Thanks for clarifying that she's a person. Because most of us were like "man, we'd tap that!!!" but holding back because we weren't 100% sure she was, in fact, a person. But now that we know she is a person: Everyone, tap that booty!

Forsakyn

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Hitokiri151 — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 18:02:44 MDT

@Scazza:

Oh you!

Hitokiri151

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CocaColaZero — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:43:18 MDT

@CallmeMongoose: "She is a person, you all know this, right?"
:

Yeah, she's a person... a SUPER HOT ONE! With big, beautiful... GUNS!

CocaColaZero

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thendoftheline — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:29:51 MDT

dude yeah right.. haha hes gotta be something else to hit that.. shes got a lot of choices you know.. including each and every one of us here haha.

and maybe they arent fake.. cuz yeah im not a fan of implants either..

thendoftheline

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krokus — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:24:31 MDT

i'm a big fan of coconuts

krokus

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Krytha — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:17:29 MDT

@El-Suave: Please, just kill me now.

Krytha

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aphexacid — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:12:00 MDT

mikes a pimp. you know he hit that.

aphexacid

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DouglasQuaid — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:11:55 MDT

Mcwhertor looks like a pretty fit guy (no beer belly I can see), I can imagine him in hotpants and blue vest traversing the wilds of the jungle, Lara Croft next to him. Damn they make a hot couple.

DouglasQuaid

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El-Suave — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:09:01 MDT

Will we get "sloppy seconds" impressions on her, too?

El-Suave

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CallmeMongoose — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:55:39 MDT

@balls187: Oh yeah, good rape joke man. Hilaaaaarious.

CallmeMongoose

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CallmeMongoose — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:54:58 MDT

She is a person, you all know this, right?

CallmeMongoose

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Killtacular — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:53:29 MDT

"Authorities say this was the last known photo of Miss Adebibe..."

Killtacular

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Forsakyn — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:51:22 MDT

Oh, and uhhh, I did her! Huh huh huh. Yeah yeah, me too, me too!

Forsakyn

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krazyk — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:47:39 MDT

lara is hot!!!

krazyk

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Alalu — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:40:21 MDT

Hands-on, lol!

Alalu

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Gamemaster — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:35:38 MDT

@Krytha: Don't try to change him! His entire charm comes from the fact that he has ever owned only 1 brush and lost it under all his futanari hentai.

Gamemaster

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LuppyLuptonium — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:33:28 MDT

I chuckled a bit after reading the headline and seeing a picture of a real girl. Almost thought that someone meant to post on fleshbot and accidently posted here.

LuppyLuptonium

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Scazza — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:31:07 MDT

PS3 sucks...

Oh nm, wrong thread... Can't believe this post is bring everyone together! Yeah, I concur, shes lovely...

Scazza

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Krytha — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:31:02 MDT

If Mcwhertor got rid of the greasy cowlick thing in the top right corner and shaved, she would be all over him (well, more all over him). He's pretty good looking for a big nerd.

Krytha

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Charlie2688 — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:23:26 MDT

She is like MEGA HOT XD

Charlie2688

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azupanda — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:22:32 MDT

@OhTheHugeManatee: Wouldn't we all?

azupanda

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Barbara — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:22:08 MDT

Awesome McWhertor, I just preordered mine today.

Barbara

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dorylomorphs — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:22:05 MDT

i wonder if she does a backflip twirl thing she will explode to like 9 pieces.. hahah

dorylomorphs

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Forsakyn — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:21:18 MDT

She is pretty good-looking, and I'd love some hands-on action with her myself - I know where both of my hands would go first.

Forsakyn

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topaz420 — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:18:51 MDT

I'm not a fan of fake breasts, but she has a gorgeous face!

Good job, McW

topaz420

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Coquiton — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:15:21 MDT

That is one reflective shirt she's wearing.
It almost look like it's been photoshopped or added in digitally.
O_o;

Coquiton

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Sento Naninaki — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:15:03 MDT

Mike is like a littler grizzly adams!

Sento Naninaki

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Nealjs — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:14:45 MDT

She can ride my obelisk.

Nealjs

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No_Shame_To_My_Game — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:10:27 MDT

You shoulda put your hand on her a little lower McWhertor. THEN you'd be a pimp.

@OhTheHugeManatee: LOL.

No_Shame_To_My_Game

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TylerOwnsYou — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:08:03 MDT

@OhTheHugeManatee:

LMFAO

TylerOwnsYou

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OhTheHugeManatee — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:05:27 MDT

I'd like to raid her tomb.

OhTheHugeManatee

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sliptape — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:05:04 MDT

Mmm, she's pretty attractive.

sliptape

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balls187 — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:04:33 MDT

you'd have cute kids.

one word: ruffie

balls187

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Fadakar — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:04:33 MDT

YOU WENT WITHOUT ME MIKE?! HOW COULD YOU?! I CAN'T BELIVE IT.

Fadakar

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ElderOfNar — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:03:52 MDT

Hehe "hands on" is right :-D

ElderOfNar

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Candlejack — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:01:58 MDT

@InsidiousTuna: Awwww.

Candlejack

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PhantomSpaceman67 — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:01:57 MDT

I think that she is my favorite Lara yet.
No, I know she is.
None of the others really... fit the part for me.
::sighs::
I guess I have a new crush now.

PhantomSpaceman67

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Witzbold — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:00:36 MDT

Now thats what I call the highlight of the show eh McWhertor? :D

Witzbold

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optimusprime — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:56:44 MDT

Mike just one question that has been bugging me for a really long time... Are they real???

optimusprime

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LostToys — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:56:07 MDT

I always suspected that McWherter looked like a pedophile, and I finally have my proof.

Time to call "To Catch a Preditor"

LostToys

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InsidiousTuna — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:49:01 MDT

This was the best part of GC for McMike, as well as the sad little cameraman...

InsidiousTuna

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Kuraudo — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:48:56 MDT

Aw, you got me all excited for a minute that Eidos had shown off the new Tomb Raider game, but it was just pictures of a hot girl :(

Kuraudo

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Gamemaster — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:47:48 MDT

Man, look at that picture! McWhertor is a happy man.

Gamemaster

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TylerOwnsYou — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:46:24 MDT

If so your a pimp dude...

TylerOwnsYou

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TylerOwnsYou — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:46:07 MDT

Did she suck your wang...

TylerOwnsYou