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Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

essko — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 22:03:50 MST

rofl

essko

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

Ignatius — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 06:55:19 MST

@Dr.Chocobo:

Isn't PETA about the love of animals? :P

Ignatius

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

Kyuzu — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 16:29:46 MDT

@ladeeda: Crikey that is creepy. I wonder if he'll look like that in 15 years???

Kyuzu

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

Ghede — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:27:33 MDT

That doesn't seem edgy to me. Sounds like good bar-dialogue. Tasteless, humorous, and implies bestiality.

Ghede

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

brello — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:21:28 MDT

Ah yes, needlessly edgy. Having to generate edgy press already? How damned bad is this movie going to be?

brello

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

MrPerson — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 04:02:36 MDT

Hey, this IS Warren Ellis. He does these things.

MrPerson

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

DarkTetsuya — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 02:16:22 MDT

And not to mention Richter was not even *in* Castlevania III, which this movie is said to be based around... (Still kinda peeved that Grant won't be in it, but oh well.)

DarkTetsuya

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

Regulus — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 00:23:39 MDT

@starky00: Dude, no, Trevor is so way cooler than Richter.

Regulus

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

Gigith — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 00:23:36 MDT

There's no way in hell I will watch this if it has Goat sex, of any kind, even Goat on Goat.

But I doubt it will have any, so I most likely won't watch it.
I didn't say it's see it if it didn't have it did I?

Gigith

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

Enigma_20XX — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 00:07:29 MDT

It's called inter-species erotica, you pricks...

yeah, I liked Clerks II...

Enigma_20XX

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 23:53:46 MDT

What the FUCK?

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

cactaur — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 23:36:21 MDT

Yay for bowel disruptor whips.

cactaur

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

starky00 — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 22:18:15 MDT

Trevor Belmont? They should do Richter instead.

starky00

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

Laser_iCE — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 22:05:55 MDT

Maybe it was a typo? Maybe the movie will just be full of goatse instead?

Laser_iCE

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

ladeeda — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 22:02:23 MDT

No one is allowed to make any Castlevania movies featuring Alucard until Cindy Crawford's son grows up and gets some acting lessons:

[thesuperficial.com]

Yes, the blonde one. Yes, that's a boy.

ladeeda

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

sklav — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 21:24:34 MDT

Im Greek whats wrong with sony greece, Also roasting lambs is a celebration tradition in parts of europe.. Lets not give credit to Sony for a tradition that stems back over 2000+ years.

sklav

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

Tom Clancy's Samuraidino — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 21:13:57 MDT

@wildweasel: Not directing,but he still wrote it...which is just as bad really.

Tom Clancy's Samuraidino

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

Brackynews — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 21:12:34 MDT

What is a man, but a miserable pile....
oh, sorry, wrong context.

Brackynews

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

Hagglegaggle — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 21:10:40 MDT

I smell Oscar!

Hagglegaggle

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

wildweasel — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 21:06:54 MDT

@Samaridino: Paul Anderson is no longer involved with that one, so I hear.

wildweasel

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

RPharazon — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 21:06:21 MDT

When I first read the headline, I saw "Blahblahblah Rife with Goatse".
I was not amused.

RPharazon

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

psychobadger — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:49:42 MDT

Lol, goatsex.....reminds me of a website.....

psychobadger

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

jaredgood1 — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:37:51 MDT

@Lethal_Dosage: I can't spoil it. But if you do like Ellis, check the book out (it's a nice little detective story about finding the real Constitution). It totally explains all the sick, crazy crap he's been filing under "research material" on his website for the last year.

jaredgood1

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

hvnlysoldr — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:37:36 MDT

@Lethal_Dosage: You've made the image that much worse.

hvnlysoldr

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

Sparx — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:36:11 MDT

Interesting...

Sparx

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

Lethal_Dosage — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:33:37 MDT

@jaredgood1:

I must've "missed" that one. My comic selections are VERY picky these days.

I guess the next logical question is if Godzilla is the...bukkakee...or bukkaker?

Lethal_Dosage

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

Zeni — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:30:35 MDT

That was awesome, seriously. The world needs more goat-fucking jokes in movies.

Zeni

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

jaredgood1 — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:30:13 MDT

@Lethal_Dosage: Dude, he's pretty close. While he hasn't done the pornographic children's tale (Lost Girls) like Moore, his first prose novel (Crooked Little Vein) does have Godzilla bukkake in it.

Let that sink in. Godzilla. Bukkake.

I love Internet Jesus.

jaredgood1

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

Tom Clancy's Samuraidino — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:29:01 MDT

Id wager my soul,my testicles and a pony that this will be better than the paul anderson fuck fest that will be castlevania the movie.

Tom Clancy's Samuraidino

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

DaiMacculate — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:24:17 MDT

Warren Ellis=so frakkin good that I would be interested if the entire thing is about goats (in general, not just fucking) and Dracula and Belmont show up in the last couple pages looking bewildered.

His recent comic Nextwave was hilarious, and needs to be made into game form as either a Castlevania style side scroller (maybe thats how he's taking his check from this) for multiple systems or as some type of nightmarish 3rd person shooter/minigame compilation for the Wii. I want a minigame where you have to help Dirk Anger do all the sick, wrong things that he apparently has to do to fight terrorism, like put on his nice sundress or release the attack koalas...does that make me a freak?

DaiMacculate

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

Veltis — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:22:02 MDT

It could have been nice to use Hideyuki Kikuchi the creator of Vampire Hunter D to make the scenario.

Veltis

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

dead_red_eyes — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:19:47 MDT

"Mmmm ... you can REALLY taste the goat!"

- HS

dead_red_eyes

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

hvnlysoldr — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:15:45 MDT

I thought we would have all learned something from Sony Greece.

hvnlysoldr

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

Trog13 — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:14:55 MDT

God I love goat fucking, it just adds so much to the story.

This better not be some pg13 "you only hear the goat being fucked off camera" stuff.

Trog13

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

Dr.Chocobo — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:13:08 MDT

Well, I mean they aren't showing any goat lovin

It's just in the dialog.

Besides, PETA would be in over themselves if they really showed that.

Dr.Chocobo

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

FL_Gator — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:12:45 MDT

Wait, what? When the f**k did we have icecream?

FL_Gator

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

Lethal_Dosage — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:11:06 MDT

Good to see Warren Ellis has continued to grow progressively more bizarre since The Authority and such.

Hopefully he doesn't spiral into Alan Moore territory, though.

Lethal_Dosage

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

CancerMan — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:08:33 MDT

what a cute goat...

CancerMan

Castlevania Animated Movie Script First Look Rife With Goat Sex Humor

DefHamster — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:07:00 MDT

Nice bit of banter right there.

DefHamster