BOOB PILLOW and WOMAN HANDS!!! - Kotaku Comments

BOOB PILLOW and WOMAN HANDS!!!

0rion — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 02:04:16 MDT

I certainly agree that Japanese boobs foreigner-friendly. Now the question is, do they make these in different (read: larger) sizes?

0rion

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RabbidRaven — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 03:15:38 MDT

Thats it, i'm moving to Japan.

RabbidRaven

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paraaya — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 00:11:46 MDT

I bet it's Made in China

paraaya

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onikuwagata — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 23:31:46 MDT

I assume the woman's feeling it up out of curiosity if they feel like the real things. I mean, if I had boobs, I'd do the same thing.

onikuwagata

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Gakuen Nomad — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 22:49:42 MDT

@commanderdeek: actually, I thought it was a mousepad at first glance.

Gakuen Nomad

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Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 22:07:41 MDT

@Havok154: Same.

Would be great to try and surf with.

@Terranvoid: Go for it.

@Witzbold: THere are no normal people in Japan, remember? This is THE INTERNET!!!

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.

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MajoShinpan — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 16:44:12 MDT

I really want one...
my hand is itching to squeeze already!

だめだ！おっぱいをぎゅうぎゅうしたいだ！

MajoShinpan

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electric_goldfish — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 16:20:48 MDT

@rcomegys:

I always assumed the gratuitous boob squeezing was just a staple of manga and silly J-dramas. To hear that stuff like that actually goes on blows my mind.

electric_goldfish

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Giolon — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 12:06:54 MDT

@Ecks:
And that's different than breast implants how? ;)

Giolon

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demonwolf — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:36:17 MDT

i want the mouse pad

demonwolf

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cactaur — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:30:52 MDT

Mmm. Bags of sand.

cactaur

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lestat730 — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:26:08 MDT

@Ghede: LOL, good one... man I miss married with children. h0nk!

lestat730

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Tictactoe — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:21:45 MDT

there is a god

Tictactoe

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topnotch97 — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:18:18 MDT

so where can i get a dozen of those?

topnotch97

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kw4k — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 10:35:46 MDT

not sure if anyone has asked the question, but how much do these retail for? not that i'm interested or anything... just a friend of a friend of a friend of mine wants one *nervous chuckle* hey, don't point that finger at me

kw4k

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Gospel X — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:04:05 MDT

What makes it worse is that the character is blushing and smiling, too. It sends out the signal, "It's wrong, but I like it so much!" Oh Japan...

Gospel X

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alexandro98 — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:52:20 MDT

No one asked the really important question ... So .. how do they feel? =P

alexandro98

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Dante18 — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:42:11 MDT

lol...

Dante18

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aelfin — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:41:21 MDT

@quen: Heh, it's not so much about the post itself, but the unintelligent "hur hur hur jubblies" comments that inevitably follow from the 14-yr-old internets :P.

As for the balance board bit, I'm sure Nintendo being Nintendo they could fit in a couple inflatable bags under the bottom half of the board, and squeezing could be, like, a warm-up exercise. Nintendo are clever, they'd figure something out.

PS; Hur hur hur. :P

aelfin

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x999x — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:30:25 MDT

The cause for instability in the Middle East?

No boob pillows...

x999x

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jerrt — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:18:01 MDT

boob pillows ARE progress. [: funny stuff.

jerrt

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Witzbold — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:14:16 MDT

@ironice: Actually no because all of those "types" of people already do own a 360.

Its the normal people that MS is missing out on my friend. ;D

Witzbold

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Furious_Liver — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:11:04 MDT

@InsomniaBob: I love how the only backup you really give is the pornography subgenres. XD

Furious_Liver

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quen — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:06:59 MDT

@aelfin: How do you do boob-squeezing with a balance-measuring peripheral? I suppose you could put the boob pillow on the scales but, if you'll pardon the pun, I'm not really feeling it...

(As for the GayGamer reference, well, yeah, but you don't need to be straight to find posts/products like this pretty funny.)

quen

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ironice — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 07:57:38 MDT

there's your answer to japan, microsoft! package this with the 360, and it'll sell like hotcakes!

ironice

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okenny_unbanned — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 07:46:16 MDT

OMG... not that I'm complaining but doesn't this set woman back like 150 years or something?

okenny_unbanned

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aelfin — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 07:45:29 MDT

A squeezing boobage article? This post just goes to further explain why there's a need for gaygamer.net, for those that didn't understand it in all those other posts :P. Along with those Kasumi statue posts...

You know, make this a mini-game for Wii Fit, and all those "why-t-f" non-Nintendo fans will be chomping at the bit to get it.

aelfin

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Nadams1229 — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 07:33:29 MDT

heheh, jubbly-board! dual purpose, you can slide across the waves during the day, and make your own waves at night!

yes yes, i know.

Nadams1229

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EmeraldDragon — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 07:30:55 MDT

And the point of this pillow would be...?

EmeraldDragon

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rcomegys — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 07:27:46 MDT

@InsomniaBob: Don't really know what part of Japan you live in, but it's certainly different from mine.
That being said, I can easily imagine women wanting a squeeze on this one. I've seen numerous female anchors squeezing AV/gurabia model boobs on TV. That, and I practically get molested everyday at work here.

rcomegys

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thaKingRocka — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 07:16:09 MDT

an impractical ironing board

thaKingRocka

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Jesse in Japan — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 07:08:01 MDT

Can I really possibly be the first person to mention carpal tunnel?

Jesse in Japan

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Insomnia Bob — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 07:05:59 MDT

@Terinije: Japan is the best place in the world BEACUSE it's the most fucked up place in the world. No punches pulled. You can buy pornography featuring child rape and tentacle pedophilia (it's own sub-genre!), but it's okay, they pixelate the naughty bits. As a wise man once said, anyone who lives anywhere else has got to be fucking kidding.
It's just like the world you're used to, but cranked up to 11.
Hyper-reality, baby. Do not adjust your set.

Insomnia Bob

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cmoody17 — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 07:00:52 MDT

That's a bit big for a mousepad. And hard for a pillow... Now if it was bigger... say, life-size? And sold with the game? It would be a multi-million seller. No doubt about it.

cmoody17

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ApocalypseVII — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:53:37 MDT

"...cats and dogs living together." Nice Ghostbusters II quote. Honestly. I'll have to say that it's not NEARLY as nice as getting your hands on some REAL breasts...
even if they are my grandmothers.
-Adam

ApocalypseVII

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MrPerson — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:37:55 MDT

@Terranvoid:
There are speshul pillows you can get out there that offer neck support like that. They're weird at first, but comfortable when you get used to them. And, yes, they're designed not TOO dissimilarly to these squeezy-bewb things.

MrPerson

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Sanjo — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:28:54 MDT

Falling asleep at the computer never felt so good.

..'till your girl came in, ofcourse. Then you'd regret living.

Sanjo

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sauvage — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:25:43 MDT

The main photo is obviously a reach from the back while a woman ( or a man with long nails ) gropes from the front.

sauvage

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Miitan — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:20:29 MDT

@MattMystrieo:

At least you'd die a happy man/woman.

Miitan

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commanderdeek — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:18:41 MDT

@icepick314: @cadekun:

Ye, but I need one as big as that. I have a big mouse.

commanderdeek

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Spiderbait — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:14:52 MDT

@Havok154: I think your supposed to but your neck into the boobs or you're supposed to turn it upside down or you are supposed to lie with your head on the boobs and the face sticking out.

Wonder how creepy it is to actually see someone sleeping on one of those...

Spiderbait

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Terranvoid — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:14:32 MDT

Sadly, this makes me think there might be a pillow out that would work for my messed up neck. Scary fake jubblies comes close. I kinda need my head to lay flat to my body, but my neck needs support. Currently, I just roll up sheets as needed rather then use pillows.

Terranvoid

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Terinije — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:14:00 MDT

Damn it, Japan! That's a bad Japan! No, no boobie pillows for you. Bad!

.... man..... why is it that Japan can seem like the greatest place on Earth and the most ****ed up place on the planet?

Terinije

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Android18a — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:13:25 MDT

So are these on eBay yet?

Android18a

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Tisteldun — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:13:01 MDT

Is there any mattress version ? If so, is there anything else included ?

Tisteldun

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cadekun — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:06:57 MDT

@commanderdeek:

They make mousepads too.

cadekun

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bubuli — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:01:18 MDT

i am speechless

bubuli

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Tadashi — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:57:41 MDT

The picture and the boobs don't match. That's only one and a half groping.

Tadashi

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cheesecake000 — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:57:39 MDT

Wouldn't they sell more if they were bigger? :o

cheesecake000

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Ghede — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:55:42 MDT

@Lyrai: Oh god, Now it's in my head too. GET IT OUT!

Ghede

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MegaPanda — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:53:18 MDT

I'm starting to see a conceptual flaw in the pillow since I doubt anyone is gonna end up sleeping. I think adding tits would be the next step after this to having people sleeping on silicon sex dolls (correction even more people).

MegaPanda

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Brian Ashcraft — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:45:02 MDT

@kojirodensetsu:
Which we all appreciate and find very open-minded of you. ;)

Brian Ashcraft

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Lyrai — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:44:26 MDT

@Ghede:
Oh god, I remembered the old Doug cartoon when I read that.
Now I'm imagining Skeeter with one of these, squeezing them and going "Honk honk!"

Oh god.

Lyrai

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Witzbold — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:43:52 MDT

Jubblies!

Witzbold

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friscom99 — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:42:16 MDT

boobies...

friscom99

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carlogz — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:40:52 MDT

meh..it would be better if it the person was actually holding real breasts...lol

carlogz

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icepick314 — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:35:36 MDT

and wait a minute...

are those woman's hand i see in those pics?

icepick314

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icepick314 — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:34:31 MDT

@commanderdeek:

there ARE mousepads available already....just in smaller scale...

icepick314

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kojirodensetsu — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:33:21 MDT

People throw around the term "open minded" too much as if it actually means something. I will end at that before I start getting into a rant.

kojirodensetsu

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Zyzex — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:26:27 MDT

I'd so motorboat that shit you have no idea.

Zyzex

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MattMystrieo — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:22:37 MDT

If that was a pillow you would wake up with a broken neck...Or not wake up at all...

MattMystrieo

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Darkest Daze — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:22:21 MDT

Looks like a small boogie board to me.

Darkest Daze

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Sloopydrew — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:18:43 MDT

@Waka in Japan:

Somehow I doubt sleeping is what they had in mind.

Sloopydrew

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commanderdeek — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:17:31 MDT

It would actually make a pretty cool mousepad

commanderdeek

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Cell9song — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:17:12 MDT

@flippzilla:

bastard, I was gonna post "Is it washable"?

lol

Cell9song

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flippzilla — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:15:52 MDT

Does it clean easy?

flippzilla

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i_9 — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:14:41 MDT

That's just interesting.

i_9

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Latonone — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:12:55 MDT

it looks like a toiletseat

Latonone

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Janaff — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:12:27 MDT

I lol'd at your writing!

Janaff

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Waka in Japan — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:11:18 MDT

but it doesn't look like a pillow at all... how are you supposed to sleep with that?

Waka in Japan

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Ecks — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:10:58 MDT

I could see if they felt like REAL breasts, but they're just gel filled blobs, who is buying this exactly???

Ecks

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VGVisionary — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:10:46 MDT

So basically I'd rest my head just on the bottom where the boobs are, thus having no support of my neck what so ever. Doesn't seem very ergonomic...

VGVisionary

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Ghede — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:08:28 MDT

Honk! Honk! ... Would be awesome if they hid bike horns in there.

Ghede