Our Love Is Like An FPS - Kotaku Comments

Our Love Is Like An FPS

Blain — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 13:34:05 MDT

"If you can sum up an entire relationship using Doom II, you're probably better off just sticking to gaming with occasional breaks for porn."

Done and done!

Blain

Our Love Is Like An FPS

tenkosqueak — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:11:56 MDT

Nifty response to the above here - http://www.mathewkumar.com/2007/04/10/320/
52 Relationship/Game Similes by Games journalist Mathew Kumar (eurogamer, insert credit, Globe and Mail)

tenkosqueak

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Iddqd — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:28:34 MDT

PS, not sure what the Q means though, lol...

Iddqd

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Iddqd — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:27:39 MDT

Damn, I tried my best, lol...

@Sinnix: It stands for "Delta-Q-Delta"

Iddqd

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wildweasel — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 16:32:21 MDT

@gils0n: You could, but no-clipping mode still leaves you perfectly visible, so she'd still notice.

wildweasel

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SorenKier — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 14:45:04 MDT

I think my worst relationship was akin to the Playboy mansion game - Full of promise, but ultimately a fear of the parents made it unfulfilling.

SorenKier

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embee — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 14:19:15 MDT

@Xehirut: I think you have this confused with Digg. I don't know why. Digg is crap.

embee

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TOCATL — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 13:46:57 MDT

LOL, that guy relationship was very caotic if he compared it with doom 2 in nightmare wich is nearly impossible to beat the game without cheats, even with cheats is tough, but real tough not halo or gears of war tough..

TOCATL

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withaneight — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 13:37:29 MDT

His love is like an FPS... interesting, cause my love is like a tidal wave... spining over my head.

withaneight

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Sinnix — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 13:26:52 MDT

I remember what KFA (heh) stood for... but does DQD actually stand for anything.

Sinnix

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AndrewDB — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 13:07:42 MDT

Woohoo! Finally made the kotaku home page!

AndrewDB

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BlindsidesDork — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 12:44:45 MDT

IDSPISPOPD should be what he is looking for.

BlindsidesDork

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Techknow — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 12:44:15 MDT

If I could IDBEHOLDA, my girlfriend could stop telling me to pull over and ask for directions.

Techknow

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gils0n — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 12:40:08 MDT

If I could IDCLIP or IDSPISPOPD i'd watch my wife's sister shower!!

KIDDING! :)

gils0n