DS Teaching Japanese Women To Walk Beautifully - Kotaku Comments

DS Teaching Japanese Women To Walk Beautifully

ray-ray — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 17:46:46 MDT

:P
It seems odd..... why are most guys in love with Japanese girls any way?

ray-ray

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axiomatic — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:21:26 MDT

Dieter from Sprokets says: "This is the part of the show when we dance!"

axiomatic

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EosChild — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:54:50 MDT

A DS game teaching women how to walk correctly is about as useful as using DDR to learn how to dance.

EosChild

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EnigmaNemesis — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 13:39:52 MDT

ROFLMAO!

EnigmaNemesis

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Runna — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:56:09 MDT

Girls will never stop buying how to games.

@AlKusanagi:
LOL@the t-rex walk...LOL

Runna

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v00deux — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:16:21 MDT

holy crap. Japan has a Miss Jay too?!?

v00deux

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calpis — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:11:43 MDT

Oh man, just had an idea of another how to game for japanese women. Snoop Dogg's Guide: How to Crip Walk.

calpis

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noneother — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:42:24 MDT

finally a practical use for this platform.

noneother

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Hitogoroshi — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:22:30 MDT

@BigChiefSmokem

DUDE! That's what I'm saying. A Japanese girl that is tall and actually has hips! Best of both worlds.

Hitogoroshi

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H_Chinaski — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:04:47 MDT

Maybe it's just the perspective, but that one dame on the left honestly looks like a midget.

H_Chinaski

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RefinedbyFire — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:54:25 MDT

Well, Duke wins the prize for having the most flamboyantly confident photo. Mr Guy-in-suit, on the other hand, is in the running for the most unenthusiastic photo ever.

Its like a right to left before/after shot of what this game will do to you.

RefinedbyFire

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BigChiefSmokem — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:36:46 MDT

i think i'm in love with the really tall Japanese babe second from the right... *drool*

BigChiefSmokem

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Sunjammer — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:21:56 MDT

All women should learn how to walk beautifully. Few things can break a pretty image like a crap walk.

Sunjammer

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AlKusanagi — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:21:42 MDT

@jrose:
Nothing's sexier than when they walk like that and have their Vitton bag in the crook of their arm with thier hands raised in front of them. You know the one. 'Round here we call it "the T-rex walk."

AlKusanagi

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criminallyinane — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:13:26 MDT

Why would a woman want to walk like John Wayne?

criminallyinane

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icepick314 — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:48:38 MDT

"Oh. Duke is NOT the guy in the suit. Brian Ashcraft"

i was lol so hard...

god i hope he doesn't wear spandex out in the public...

how DO you ride in Japanese train with some dude in spandex?

icepick314

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Robotube on PSN wants to play SFHD. — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:47:37 MDT

@dh4645: Now that we got that obligatory comment out of the way...

I once did a bit of Duke's Walk myself...I had eaten way too many dried apricots and had to find a toilet immediately. What a duke that ended up being...

Robotube on PSN wants to play SFHD.

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Waka in Japan — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:32:43 MDT

i heard they walk like that because the way they sit, with their butt on the floor and the legs spread on the sides (like in animes :P) so their knees end up weird and they walk like that...

really, if you have seen sadako from "the ring (the japanese one at least)", well, most japanese women walk like that. :S

Waka in Japan

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kmattson — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:31:40 MDT

Sensei Duke! Please teach me the secrets of your "Dukeswalk" stylee!

kmattson

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dh4645 — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:57:36 MDT

those asian chicks are looking nice.

dh4645

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jrose — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:56:41 MDT

Agreed. I think EVERY Japanese girl should play this. I can't believe how many Japanese women I see who walk with their toes pointed inward. I was told by a Japanese girl that they think it's "cute" - but I dunno. Anyway, I would think it could lead to serious issues later in life.

jrose

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Irenicus — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:56:31 MDT

@skrutterik: And there we all have it, mental image of the day.

Irenicus

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skrutterik — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:52:01 MDT

The first thing I noticed when I moved to Japan was that japanese women can not walk properly in high-heeled shoes! I kid you not, I think that I would walk better in high-heels than most of them...

skrutterik

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Irenicus — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:51:23 MDT

Is there already a game for teaching japanese people smiling? or has shigeru miyamoto not released his copy yet? (im sorry) I mean there should be, they got courses so...

Irenicus

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Kyle81 — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:47:55 MDT

They seriously need to stop buying these stupid "how to" "games"

.... or at least stop buying them! Course worst offender was "common sense trainer" ugh

Kyle81