Hey my video made it on Kotaku? I had no idea lol. If you want to see more, visit my youtube site at www.youtube.com/user/guardiane. I have plenty more "Worst Games on the Face of the Earth" episodes there. I'm currently working on a double feature. ;)

What, you mean its not normal to get a blowjob in between rounds from your coach??? Man, I went to the wrong boxing school. I need a hug from my oponent now.

Tell me this is going to be a weekly feature.

I think they're supposed to be tightening up the trunks... but I have to agree with earlier comments and say this game rocked.

We always had 8-16 people over everyday and we played 3 games, Ring King, Blades of Steel and Tecmo Bowl... mostly it was Tecmo Bowl, but Ring King was still a contender.

Noooooooooooooo (Stephen Colbert Style NO)

Ring King is one of the best NES games EVER!

EVER.

When I was playing this in the seventh grade I was convinced I just had a dirty mind. Surely the makers of Ring King were trying to illustrate some between-rounds boxing ritual that I didn't know about.

Now -- at age 31 -- I'm pretty sure those boxers are just getting blow jobs.

haha I use to love this game. That video is pretty funny.

ET would have to be the worst game ever.

fuck that!! I love Ring king! With the gay inuendos.

How can this be the worst when it makes us all laugh...Superman 64 could be in the list of the worst...because it was so bad that it was funny, but you were afraid to laugh...I am bored...

Still to this day I have no idea what that trainer is really supposed to be doing, but I agree with Mookie...the game really is pretty fun, especially when you'd uppercut the guy into the air and off the screen.

EnigmaNemesis - yes, and you're STILL jealous.

How can you say this game is one of the worse ever? Any time you can see two midgets with 2 different colored afros hug, it is destined to be great. Add in the fact that you have one of the best camera angles, only to be topped by Rc-Pro am. I guess the most shocking thing is the game Stinger by Konami isn't here. Any game where the fist boss is a Watermellon that shoots seeds, while keeping a menacing grin should be considered the worst.

I thought this was going to be a link to Bomberman: Act Zero.

Ok, it looks awful. Please believe me, though--this game was a blast to play. Even with my pants on.

Are those Wii graphics?

That's right up there with Ashcraft's pink DS Lite. And not in a good way either.

Um.

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WHAT.

Mommy... What are the little kids doing to the brokeback ring kings?

Looks like a Kotaku editorial meeting, what's the big deal?

That is hilarious!

For such an early game, Ring King brilliantly captures the closet-homoerotic undertones that are prevalent in professional boxing.