Some ingenious developer has programmed a clone of Wolfenstein 3D into a mere 5k of Java, appropriately christened it Wolfenstein 5k and released it upon the internet populace at large. Small enough to fit inside memory on the display of your coffee maker, it's a cute little clone in which Nazis are replaced with Bobbleheaded Smiley Faces. No shrieks of Mein leben! or Die Allied Schweinhund!, unfortunately, but we'll take what we can get. Squint ahoy!

Wolfenstein 5k [Official Site] (via Aeropause)