Nintendo is trying to copyright the saying "It's on like Donkey Kong". It's madness. Thankfully, Super Nerd Wil Wheaton has an elegant solution.

It's one we'd like to see come to fruition, if only because it'd give us all somewhere official to lump other "Are you fucking serious, Nintendo?" moments like Wii Music, the e-Reader and the Wii Vitality Sensor.

But what of Ice Cube? We're pretty sure he (pardon our NSFW) started this shit. Is a Nintendo trademark the motherfucking thanks he gets?

[wilw @ Twitter, thanks everyone!]