Wii U Now Features Next-Gen Mario Moustache

All this talk about new items and features in the upcoming Mario Kart 8, and yet we totally overlooked the game's biggest innovation: Mario's mustache.

Noticed by Redditor LtThunderpants, it's hard to watch the earlier footage of Mario Kart 8 and not be mesmerized by the way Mario's mustache wiggles:

Wii U Now Features Next-Gen Mario Moustache

Wii U Now Features Next-Gen Mario Moustache

Maybe it's time we stop arguing about 1080p and frame rates and start asking our games to give us what really matters: mustache physics. And here's hoping that the new Smash Bros. features this most important innovation, too!

(Via Reddit)