Brian Ashcraft and his Japanese Wii Safety Manual shenanigans still has me laughing.

If he hadn't personally scanned in the thing I still don't think I'd believe Nintendo dedicated a safety image to the threat of four-leaf clovers going into the Wii air vents.

But as funny as the real safety manual is, this post about the "missing" pages of the Wii Safety manual actually made me laugh so hard I felt sick. Oh Chen, when will you learn? Consoles are not meant for your pants.

Hit the site for all of the fabulous warnings created by Kotaku readers, The Icon Factory. Brian Crecente

Wii Safety: The Missing Pages [The Icon Factory]