When Murderous, Rampaging Animals Are Fake and Look Goofy

Animals are dangerous, especially wild animals. You do not want to mess with them. This, however, is not a wild animal.

Today, at the Ueno Zoo in Tokyo, an animal escape drill was held. As Twitter users in Japan were quick to point out: The escaped gorilla does not look like a gorilla! It doesn't walk like a gorilla. It's not scary or mean-looking.

When Murderous, Rampaging Animals Are Fake and Look Goofy

This is like they were doing a drill for an escaped stuff animal.

When Murderous, Rampaging Animals Are Fake and Look Goofy

Then, they are pretend shot with an pretend tranquilizer, rendering them pretend unconscious.

When Murderous, Rampaging Animals Are Fake and Look Goofy

And then, they poke the animal with a stick, put it in a flatbed, and haul it off.

When Murderous, Rampaging Animals Are Fake and Look Goofy

For years now, zoos in Japan have used drills like this for practice—and publicity. The drills get short segments on television and are covered online.

When Murderous, Rampaging Animals Are Fake and Look Goofy

People attend these drills and snap photos as well as take videos. In some videos, you can hear people giggling.

When Murderous, Rampaging Animals Are Fake and Look Goofy

There are also similar drills outside Japan. Here's a drill at a Chinese zoo for when Tigger escaped.

In Japan, the faux animals can look real-ish.

When Murderous, Rampaging Animals Are Fake and Look Goofy

Take this zebra. It doesn't look so bad.

When Murderous, Rampaging Animals Are Fake and Look Goofy

Or this snake. Eh...

When Murderous, Rampaging Animals Are Fake and Look Goofy

Or this rhino.

Never mind the human legs. Or the awkward turning radius.

When Murderous, Rampaging Animals Are Fake and Look Goofy

They don't usually walk like animals.

When Murderous, Rampaging Animals Are Fake and Look Goofy

When Murderous, Rampaging Animals Are Fake and Look Goofy

When Murderous, Rampaging Animals Are Fake and Look Goofy

They're all upright!

When Murderous, Rampaging Animals Are Fake and Look Goofy

And their attacks are kinda lame.

When Murderous, Rampaging Animals Are Fake and Look Goofy

WOAH. But not all of them.

When Murderous, Rampaging Animals Are Fake and Look Goofy

When Murderous, Rampaging Animals Are Fake and Look Goofy

This was an escaped gorilla at a primate zoo. A freaky escaped gorilla.

And as silly as these are, the costumes are probably for the best. Because, without them, we've got this:

When Murderous, Rampaging Animals Are Fake and Look Goofy

And that's not very cute at all.

Photos: くろしお写真Blog, ブログ水族館/中村 元 , 上野動物園, yfwns299, 動物園放浪記, あしたは いずこの 空の下?, koneta06, IT Media, 遊亀公園附属動物園, Nozaemon, iFeng

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