Kotaku 'Shop Contest: BatDad: Arkham Origins: The WinnersS

He's not the dad we need right now. Hell, he's not the dad we want, either. But Batdad, the aphorism-spouting alter ego of one Atlanta-area father, is the 'Shop Contest subject we get this week, in 20 different sight gags including the overall No. 1 from Docherty!

Just for the record, Contrarianator was helluva close to overall No. 1. I hate to say it folks, but size does matter, and we try to run our winners at 970 x 546. Acnyc2000 also was a close contender.But Docherty, a frequent flier in the roundup, won out with that magnificent selfie-cam view, triumphing over repeat offender billysan, who placed two entries in the finals. Hats off to Wiisley64 for the timely callback, too.

And, by the way, if you want a head start on tomorrow's contest, EllieRyan has the right idea. 'Nuff said!

On with the finalists!


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: BatDad: Arkham Origins: The WinnersS

Acnyc2000


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: BatDad: Arkham Origins: The WinnersS

Arniejolt


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: BatDad: Arkham Origins: The WinnersS

billysan


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: BatDad: Arkham Origins: The WinnersS

billysan


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: BatDad: Arkham Origins: The WinnersS

Contrarianator


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: BatDad: Arkham Origins: The WinnersS

Docherty


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: BatDad: Arkham Origins: The WinnersS

EllieRyan


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: BatDad: Arkham Origins: The WinnersS

Greg the Mad


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: BatDad: Arkham Origins: The WinnersS

Ihsus


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: BatDad: Arkham Origins: The WinnersS

Jbrr


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: BatDad: Arkham Origins: The WinnersS

Kcity


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: BatDad: Arkham Origins: The WinnersS

PeterPanzerfaust


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: BatDad: Arkham Origins: The WinnersS

Pixel


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: BatDad: Arkham Origins: The WinnersS

SoCalBro


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: BatDad: Arkham Origins: The WinnersS

Sticksabbi


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: BatDad: Arkham Origins: The WinnersS

stillsaw


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: BatDad: Arkham Origins: The WinnersS

The Palmtop Tiger


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: BatDad: Arkham Origins: The WinnersS

trippytreefrogb


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: BatDad: Arkham Origins: The WinnersS

uscg_pa


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: BatDad: Arkham Origins: The WinnersS

Wiisley64


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