http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/kotaku.com.png http://kotaku.com/tag/weekend coupons http://kotaku.com/tag/weekend coupons

There are eight days until pitchers and catchers report to spring training in baseball. More importantly, there are 24 until Shepard, Alenko and Liara report for duty in Mass Effect 3. Pre-order deals on the sci-fi epic RPG already are out, along with savings and credits on this week's UFC Undisputed 3 and Twisted Metal. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5884253&view=rss&microfeed=true

The action RPG Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning releases on Tuesday, bringing with it damn near 200 hours worth of gameplay. You don't have to get it full price, either, there are savings on the console and PC versions of the game, plus more than 58 other values, inside this weekend's Moneysaver! More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5882241&view=rss&microfeed=true

The first big week for new releases is upon us, and while most everything is running full price, there are some incentives and values to be had for ordering online. First up, Soulcalibur V, Final Fantasy XIII-2 and Neverdead, leading more than 50 other deals on hardware, software and digital downloads. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5880135&view=rss&microfeed=true

GameStop's running another used-games blowout, giving you three for the price of two this weekend. New games at the retailer also can take advantage of coupon codes if you're buying two at full price. Sonic also found his discount savings not at Progressive Insurance, but on Steam. These and more than 50 deals are inside the latest Moneysaver! More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5878106&view=rss&microfeed=true

Three weeks past the holidays, retailers still are clearing off stock to make room on shelves or in the warehouse for the storm of new releases yet to come. Yes, this is the bargain bin, but there within it are someone's treasures. The Moneysaver marches on! More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5876086&view=rss&microfeed=true

New year, new games. Our forward-looking Moneysaver finds pre-order values on 2012's first hot releases, including SSX and Twisted Metal. And a new year also means price drops on last year's hits. More than 50 deals in software, hardware and digital distribution are inside! More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5873944&view=rss&microfeed=true

Tomorrow brings the new year, in all of its promise. One of those promises is new games. The final Moneysaver of 2011 has more than 60 deals on this year's crop of games, and a couple for next year's. too. Check them out! More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5872225&view=rss&microfeed=true

Whether you're making last minute shopping plans for a gamer on your list or eyeballing what you might be doing with gift certificates or Christmas money, The Moneysaver marches on with more than 60 deals on hardware, software, and digital downloads. GameStop has a buy two, get one free deal on used games through Wednesday; Skyrim is down to $40 in-store and on Amazon, a digital download of Deus Ex: Human Revolution is down to $9.99. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5870965&view=rss&microfeed=true

The $10 price cut for Skyrim remains in effect at Amazon (and Target) for at least today. If you're waiting for Star Wars: The Old Republic, you'll pay full price, but there are rumblings of bonuses for it at Kmart. If you're looking for a gift for someone, Dell's Kinect bundle is a steal and bags up three games with the sensor. This is your last shopping weekend before Christmas, so make it count! More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5868986&view=rss&microfeed=true

If you're shopping for yourself or more than one gamer this holiday season, this is the weekend to go. Major retailers continue to offer combination deals for buying two or more titles. The Moneysaver has more than 50 bargains on hardware, software, and digital downloads. Check them out now! More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5866882&view=rss&microfeed=true

If you're not all shopped out from Black Friday or Cyber Monday, The Moneysaver merrily marches on with another 50 values across hardware, software and digital distribution, including $80 off that Modern Warfare 3 bundle above. That's right, consume! THIS IS YOUR GOD. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5864743&view=rss&microfeed=true

With Black Friday behind us, today we embark on that other, safer and saner holiday tradition—Cyber Monday. Today's the day when many online retailers offer values to shoppers starting their gift shopping expeditions from the safety of their own keyboard. We've got more than 100 listings for you below, including 78 digital downloads. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5862864&view=rss&microfeed=true

If you've survived the stampeding, rioting, body-slamming, pepper-spraying madness that marked Black Friday here in the United States, then pick yourself up and dust yourself off, there are 29 more shopping days until Christmas. Prepare for the long march ahead with this weekend's roundup of the best gaming hardware, software and accessory deals—and get ready for Cyber Monday, too! More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5862675&view=rss&microfeed=true

Heading into the madness of Black Friday and Cyber Monday, we've got deals and bonuses for WWE 12 and The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword plus 37 bargains on digital downloads inside this week's edition of The Moneysaver. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5861095&view=rss&microfeed=true

Savings and bonuses for new releases for the coming week's jampacked lineup, including Assassin's Creed: Revelations and Need for Speed: The Run can be found inside this weekend's edition of The Moneysaver. And if you haven't picked it up yet, there's one for Skyrim, too. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5858921&view=rss&microfeed=true

Values on Tuesday's big release, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 lead today's roundup in The Moneysaver. Credits and bonuses can also be found for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, out Nov. 11, and on Xbox Live renewal subscriptions. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5856689&view=rss&microfeed=true

Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives. I rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish every moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we've lived. After all Number One, we're only mortal. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5854473&view=rss&microfeed=true

Pork belly prices have been dropping all morning, which means that everybody is waiting for it to hit rock bottom, so they can buy low. Which means that the people who own the pork belly contracts are saying, "Hey, we're losing all our damn money, and Christmas is around the corner, and I ain't gonna have no money to buy my son the G.I. Joe with the kung-fu grip! More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5852329&view=rss&microfeed=true

Look, bullethead. If they're hiking through the jungle there's nothing I can do about it. I have a car. I am not Tarzan. I have been through every one-horse shithole for a two-hundred mile radius. You should have seen the river I had to traverse this morning. So don't give me any of your crap, you gutless wonder. You have been an embarrassment to our family ever since the day you were born! And let me tell you something else, Ira ... More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5850082&view=rss&microfeed=true

Orphans! Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice piledrive to the face, or a punch to the face, but you cannot do it. Because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5847910&view=rss&microfeed=true

Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free? Gimme a liter o' cola. I don't want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter o' cola! "Liter" is French for "Give me my fuckin' cola before I break vous fuckin' lip!" More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5845695&view=rss&microfeed=true

Hi, how are you. My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5843503&view=rss&microfeed=true

I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door—that way Lumbergh can't see me—and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour. Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5841125&view=rss&microfeed=true

I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're all good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I'm coming looking for you! Now, take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5838926&view=rss&microfeed=true

Let's face it, half the things we do are window dressing. Take running alongside that limousine: it'd take an anti-tank missile to put a dent in that damn thing. There we are, out for show, trying to make the President look more presidential. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5837102&view=rss&microfeed=true

They're tank busters, sir. P-51s. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5834974&view=rss&microfeed=true

A batch of several good deals have come in since Saturday's edition of The Moneysaver. See below for deals on refurbished Kinect sensors—$15 lower than in previous Moneysavers—and the lowest price ever for the Wii/Mario Kart bundle. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5833584&view=rss&microfeed=true

Listen, loyalty is very touching. But it is not the most important thing in your life right now! But what is important is gravity! I have to remind you Sully, this is my weak arm! Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5832810&view=rss&microfeed=true

You spend fourteen years in this tank, you begin to understand that you've only got two thing left they can't sweat out of you or beat out of you. Your balls. And you better hang onto them, because they're about the only thing you're gonna have when you get out of here. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5830555&view=rss&microfeed=true

You're wrong, eggroll, I know exactly what I'm talking about. I may not be the most pleasant person to be around, but I got the best woman who was ever on this planet to marry me. I worked at it, it was the best thing ever happened to me. Hands down. But you, you know, you're letting Click-Clack, Ding-Dong and Charlie Chan just walk out with Miss What's-her-face. She likes you, you know? Though I don't know why. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5828318&view=rss&microfeed=true

Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5826154&view=rss&microfeed=true

Mr. Vaughn, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks, and that's all. Now, why don't you take a long, close look at this sign. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5824032&view=rss&microfeed=true

I love that doo-doo line. That boy's got TALENT! More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5821830&view=rss&microfeed=true

Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they've got all the money! More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5819616&view=rss&microfeed=true

You probably think it's just a hamburger. A patty's just a piece of meat, but it can have character. See that doughnut hole? Gets 18 patties to the pound instead of 16. Saves me about $40,000 a year. That's serious money, Ron. I plug the hole with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, spices. I cover it with a pickle. They'll never miss a thing. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5817632&view=rss&microfeed=true

When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference? More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5815476&view=rss&microfeed=true

You're walking away from history! History, Alex! Did Chris Columbus stay home? Nooooo. What if the Wright Brothers thought that only birds should fly? And did Galoka think that the Ulus were too ugly to save? More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5813264&view=rss&microfeed=true

Two actors pose atop vintage armor in the World of Tanks display outside the Los Angeles Convention Center's South Hall at E3 2011. Image by Isaac Viel. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5810983&view=rss&microfeed=true

You know, I hate to come down from Wayne County. I have businesses in Lansing. I have muffler shops, chicken chains. I got slums to collect the rent from. I have a chiropractic practice. I make adjustments to the human spine! And this little trip has cut far too much into my professional time! More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5808504&view=rss&microfeed=true

It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son? More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5806446&view=rss&microfeed=true