When the Metal Gear movie is done - if it's ever done - it'll be 17 hours long, 16 of which will be people talking about something you don't quite understand. What a drag. So let's watch this much shorter Metal Gear movie, made by one of the world's best cosplayers, instead.

The man in the suit is Dutchman Rick Boer, a man we've featured here before for his mind-blowing cosplay. The lady behind the camera, meanwhile, is Cynthia Veekens.

OK, so there's not much story going on here, or action for that matter...but the point here is the awesome costume (and arm wound makeup!), not the screenwriting.

Metal Gear Solid - Thanks... [YouTube]