Watch The 2014 Pokémon World Championships Live, Right Here

The world's best Pokémon video and card game players from more than 30 different countries converge on Washington D.C. this weekend to vie for the title of the very best, like no one ever was. Let's watch the 2014 Pokémon World Championships all weekend long.

You don't need to be inside the Walter E. Washington Convention Center to feel the excitement of world-class Pokémon video game and card battles. We've got the entire competition streaming live, from Saturday's opening ceremony to Sunday's post-tournament shaming of the losers, a time-honored tradition I may have (definitely) just made up.

The party starts at 9:00 A.M. Eastern and never stops, except where indicated. Here's the schedule of events:

Saturday, August 16

  • 9:00 A.M. — Opening Ceremony
  • 9:30 A.M. - 5:00 P.M. — Video Game Streaming
  • 5:00 P.M. - 9:00 P.M. — Pokémon TCG Streaming

Sunday, August 17

  • 9:00 A.M. — TCG Masters top 4
  • 10:00 A.M. - 3:00 P.M. — Pokémon TCG Finals
  • 3:00 P.M. - 6:00 P.M. — Video Game Finals
  • 6:00 P.M. — Closing Ceremony

Here's the live stream. Find a comfy chair, grab a bowl of those odd brown Pokémon nuggets Brock was making, and spend the day watching other people play Pokémon much better than any of us would even want to.