I spent way too much money on Dragon Quest XI merchandise. Dragon Quest being my favorite game franchise, and a numbered installment in the series being a rare event, I found it appropriate to splurge. In the video above, watch what $600 got me.

My true buddy Kyle, who lives in Japan, endured Dragon Quest XI launch madness to obtain and ship me this big box of Dragon Quest goods with punctuality.

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A wacky-huge box of this merchandise arrived at my house in the morning while I was on my way out the door. I couldn’t leave my house without opening this box, and taking my sweet time doing so.

As for anyone wondering why I didn’t also get the special edition Loto’s PlayStation 4—well, there’s a good reason. The reason is, uh—because it’s coming in a couple of days. (Thanks again, Kyle.)