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By Luke Plunkett Feb 15, 2012 3:00 AM 12,983

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What Valentines Day Meant to the Average Kotaku Reader

What Valentines Day Meant to the Average Kotaku Reader Sure, some of you probably went for flowers or evenings out or something romantic. But for many, February 14 probably went a lot like this. As it damn well should have.

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