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			<title><![CDATA[Uwe Boll Wanted To Do A WoW Movie, Blizzard Said No, Thanks]]></title>
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				 Uwe Boll likes games. Likes making movies based on games. Likes making movies based on games involving <a href="http://kotaku.com/344810/dungeon-siege-movie-tanks-none-surprised">swords, castles and magic</a>. Guy's got a <em>track record</em>. So Uwe Boll making the World of Warcraft movie, it just fits, right? Did for Boll. Didn't for Blizzard. Boll says:				<a href="http://kotaku.com/381950/uwe-boll-wanted-to-do-a-wow-movie-blizzard-said-no-thanks" title="Click here to read more about Uwe Boll Wanted To Do A WoW Movie, Blizzard Said No, Thanks">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 21 Apr 2008 06:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Clips: Uwe Boll Pushing Lowtax's Face In]]></title>
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And here's the video of Uwe Boll beating up Richard 'Lowtax' Kyanka. Lowtax should have just used his 'wit' and started making Jeff K. jokes, which &mdash; judging from Something Awful's forum community &mdash; has the direct effect on the brain of a massive, debilitating concussion. Uwe would have been down for the count by the first hysterical "Number One instead of an Exclamation Point" joke. 				<a href="http://kotaku.com/202896/clips-uwe-boll-pushing-lowtaxs-face-in" title="Click here to read more about Clips: Uwe Boll Pushing Lowtax's Face In">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 25 Sep 2006 10:00:50 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<a href="http://www.kotaku.com/images/2006/04/cthulhu.gif"></a>More games should be Cthulhu based. There, we said it. The dripping tentacles of the Old Ones bearing towards mankind a fathomless hatred born from beyond the stars and nurtured over the millennia in chthonic tombs far below the sea &mdash; it's depressing that games don't feature Lovecraft monsters more often.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/166407/alone-in-the-dark-returns" title="Click here to read more about Alone In The Dark Returns">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 11 Apr 2006 14:40:33 EDT]]></pubDate>
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