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				From the "Kids are Good for Work" file. Reader Brian C. (OK, the bossman) pointed out this WTF paragraph in a story about uber-green home design. The Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago is <a href="http://www.msichicago.org/whats-here/exhibits/smart-home/">exhibiting just such a home</a>, which features "a bicycle in the children's bedroom [that] must be pedaled for 30 minutes to charge a battery to power video games." You can see this — God, I hope you can even ride it — at the museum from now until Jan. 9.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5032466/shut-up-and-pedal-your-bike-timmy" title="Click here to read more about Shut Up and Pedal Your Bike, Timmy!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 03 Aug 2008 16:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Tucked into Boing Boing's look at the t<a href="http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2008/05/15/from-atari-joyboard.html">imeline of fitness gaming controls</a> is something called the "Atari Puffer." It went unreleased because of the video game crash, but it sounds like, well, a blocky game representation of off-camera work in the porn industry. It actually was some kind of exercise bike you plugged into the 2600.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5009577/atari-puffer-the-wii-fit-of-1982" title="Click here to read more about Atari Puffer: The Wii Fit of 1982">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 18 May 2008 16:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Parents! Do you lack all authority to control your child's video game playing? Do you lack opposable thumbs, or an appendage suitable for TURNING OFF THE TELEVISION???? Well, fortunately for you, now there's BOB				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5008609/kids-wont-listen-sic-bob-on-em" title="Click here to read more about Kids Won't Listen? Sic BOB on 'Em">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 11 May 2008 12:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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