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			<title><![CDATA[Race A Toilet With NASCAR's Five-Time Champ]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Kotaku/videos/1083 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Kotaku/videos/1083 --> The motto of Jimmie Johnson, who clinched his fifth straight NASCAR Sprint Cup championship last month, is "Anything With An Engine." With dumpsters, coffins and lawnmowers, this upcoming arcade racer bearing his name takes that to an illogical extreme.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5709865/race-a-toilet-with-nascars-five+time-champ" title="Click here to read more about Race A Toilet With NASCAR's Five-Time Champ">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 08 Dec 2010 23:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				The Space Invaders alien shows you where to dump on a public toilet in Germany. Don't they also have houseflies stamped on the urinals to direct your aim? Seen by reader Thorsten W.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5672039/space-excreters" title="Click here to read more about Space Excreters">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 24 Oct 2010 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Roto Rooter (yes, the plumbing service) is giving away a "pimped out john", complete with Xbox 360, HDTV, DVD player and fridge, just in case you get too thirsty during an extended stay on the throne.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/228848/xbox-360-enabled-toilet-so-edgy" title="Click here to read more about Xbox 360 Enabled Toilet. So Edgy.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 15 Jan 2007 23:20:15 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Master Chief Toilet For Legendary Dumps]]></title>
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      What can I possibly say about the woodburned Master Chief toilet seat cover? Nothing. I'm honestly in shock.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/214085/master-chief-toilet-for-legendary-dumps" title="Click here to read more about Master Chief Toilet For Legendary Dumps">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 10 Nov 2006 19:00:57 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Michael McWhertor]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sims 2 Machinima: Male Restroom Etiquette]]></title>
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This Sims 2 machinima documenting male restroom etiquette starts off with a rather standard defecation of the "Never stand directly next to another man at the urinal" prime directive. Worse yet, the makers seem to think that various toilet euphemisms are absolutely precious. "Yeah, yeah," I impatiently muttered, ready to close the tab. But then a breach of bathroom conversational etiquette leads to a zombie apocalypse, and the film suddenly becomes one of the greatest Sims machinima ever.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/201228/sims-2-machinima-male-restroom-etiquette" title="Click here to read more about Sims 2 Machinima: Male Restroom Etiquette">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 18 Sep 2006 07:00:34 EDT]]></pubDate>
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