And so the endless parade of Sims 2 expansion packs marches relentlessly on until no facet of human life isn't idealistically represented in Sim form. Coming in November, The Sims 2 Teen Style Stuff seeks to distill teenagers down to their bare essence, grouping them into three easily recognizable subgroups. There is the Socialite group, which allows you to deck out your Sim princess with designer clothes and furniture befitting a spoiled brat. The Thrasher archetype is all about the extreme sports lifestyle, with skateboard and surfboard accessories to set off their khaki cargo shorts. Poser. Finally we have the Goths, with dark and gloomy accessories and plenty of buckles, belts, and fishnets. Wait, that's it? Where are the geeks? The jocks? No emo? I mean come on, emo is just goth with whinier music and brighter clothing. I guess we'll just have to use our imaginations. *sighs* The world hates us.