Sure, you all laugh at Aquaman now. But when his non-extant movie crosses over with a beloved Pixar franchse, Arthur Curry will show you. He’ll show you all.

The best thing about this fake promo for an Aquaman movie that doesn’t exist is how it rounds up trailer clichés from other superhero movies. Slo-mo fight schene? Check. Mocked somewhere in his angsty youth? Yup. Pouring out your heart to animals? It’s in there. While this clip did make me laugh, I’ve never like that this weird assumption that Aquaman can control water. He can’t do that. That’s his wife, guys.