The ESRB Provides the Latest Preview of South Park: The Stick of TruthS

It should be no surprise that South Park: The Stick of Truth is chock full o' filth-flarn-flarn-filth-flarn and hellbent for an M-for-Mature rating. It's still fun to hear the ESRB reading the dialogue aloud from its fainting couch.

The game includes several instances of mature humor and sexual material: one extended sequence depicts characters getting anally probed by alien creatures

Why, I do declare ...

[A]nother sequence (in an abortion clinic) depicts doctors using a vacuum to perform procedures on male characters

For heaven's sakes.

[O]ne level takes place inside the rectum/colon of a character (sex toys, random objects and fecal matter appear in the level).

My goodness!

[O]ne extended sequence depicts an out-of-focus couple having sex in the background; as players engage in turn-based battle in the foreground, sexual moaning sounds/dialogue is heard.

Well, I never!

The words "f**k," "sh*t," "a*shole," and "f*ggot" can be heard in the dialogue.

In other words, it's a South Park game, folks. It comes out in March. If it's being rated, there should be no more delays.

South Park: The Stick of Truth [ESRB]