There Is Absolutely Zero Reason For Iceman To Be Fired

Okay, Pete Holmes — you've had your fun. Wolverine, Angel, Gambit and Jubilee deserved to be fired, but Iceman? I'd sooner fire Professor X.

Yes, why don't we turn the tables here? One of the most powerful telepaths on the planet, armed with a machine that can influence entire populations through subliminal suggestion, and mutants are hated and mistrusted why? Too busy being the good guy to pound on the giant "I win" button.

Or maybe you're too busy being dead. How many times has it been now? As many times as you've regained and then lost again the ability to walk? What's that? I can't hear you. Oh wait, you're dead at the moment. Forgot.

Great, and now I've got that song stuck in my head, too. Jerk.