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			<title><![CDATA[Christian Animal Racing HELL]]></title>
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				<center> <!-- videoId: oVfV2OzEHwg --><!-- /videoId: oVfV2OzEHwg --> </center> Religious fronting aside, this game is amazingly bad. It's so bad that we're not sure if it's actually real or a very funny joke. The game is called <i>The Zoo Race</i>. Based on Noah's Ark (we think), the above clips opens with characters in a library. These characters are then turned or "re-shaped" into animals. Those animals then race around a track, run up ladders and are shot out of canons. Then they race around the depths of hell. Then a horse jumps on a rocket. There is more, but watching this clip made my brain hurt. The game's <a href="http://www.zoorace.com/index.php?option=com_wrapper&Itemid=33">website</a> has <i>The Zoo Race</i> available for purchase, noting:				<a href="http://kotaku.com/345854/christian-animal-racing-hell" title="Click here to read more about Christian Animal Racing HELL">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 17 Jan 2008 01:00:11 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
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