This pony is sick of your crap, E3 week, and your pitiful offering of game releases.

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And don’t give me that “it’s E3, so we’re getting plenty of teasers and new shiny stuff to look at.” Some of us just want something new right now, thank you very much.

Here’s the slim pickings:

Tuesday, June 14

  • Ori and the Blind Forest Definitive Edition — Xbox 360
  • Dead by Daylight — PC
  • Feudalism — PC, Mac

Coming Soon

Tuesday, June 21

  • Mighty No. 9 — PS4, PS3, Xbox 360, Xbox One, Wii U, PC, Mac
  • Deadlight: Director’s Cut — Xbox One, PS4
  • Umbrella Corps — PS4, PC
  • The Brookhaven Experiment — PC
  • Grand Kingdom — PS4, Vita
  • The Technomancer — PS4, Xbox One, PC

Friday, June 24

  • Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games — Wii U
  • Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE — Wii U

What’d I miss? Is something big coming up on Steam or mobile? Wade into the comments, which I’ve decorated with rainbows and sunshine. You can see them only if you believe.