The Viking Conquest DLC adds everybody's favourite Nordic seafarers to Mount & Blade: Warband. But with it brings something I wasn't expecting: demonic man-children.

Seriously, the in-game children are just scaled down adults. Something about that scares me to my very core. It doesn't stop my character Garry Viking though. Despite Garry having the Viking-iest name ever, he isn't a Viking. No, he's a mere man. A man against a sea of Vikings.

You can see how Garry Viking gets on above.

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