There's no joke I can add to this that wouldn't just get in the way. Spot on, SomethingAwful. The full list covers NES through Wii. They did it as a longass .jpg, so the full size version is on the jump.
How to Get a Nintendo Seal of Quality [SomethingAwful via GoNintendo]
Follow the name goes on before the quality goes in on Kotaku 