But only because the game won’t let me kiss Goku. Damn these violent games getting in the way of my dreams.

We haven’t covered too much of Dragon Ball Xenoverse on Kotaku, so I thought it would be fun to whip the game out and play it for the inaugural Monday stream. Stick around to watch me make a horrible original character, and to make fun of Dragon Ball Z a bit. With your support, we’ll be able to do a Spirit Bomb in no time!

Watch me live, at 6 PM ET, here:

The Monday stream is a weekly variety show that plays everything from the latest and greatest, to the stuff you’ve probably never heard of—all in an effort to make Mondays suck a little less. Follow us on Twitch here.