You know, it must be great, bein' nuts. You get to dress up in purple underwear, mumble to yourself, and do whatever you want. And have other people clean up your mess.

I was reminded of this quote while listening to Evestus' new song. It's from the excellent TV adaptation of a comic book called The Maxx, back when MTV was still cool and showed cartoons. It just seemed appropo to all of today's Jay Tee news. A deluded "superhero" flailing around and grunting, lapsing more and more frequently into his immersive fantasy world. Who knows, maybe he has his own Jungle Queen. I bet it's Janet Reno.

On top of the impressive performance at, and after, his sort-of hearing today, he's issuing a cease and desist to Midway because some blogger used the Kreate a Fighter option in the new Mortal Kombat game to make a custom Thompson fighter:

And going for the obvious, Jack uses the Banshee Scream because he's always yelling (even when others want to have a civil conversation with him). It's clear that raising his voice that much must have some kind of defensive capabilities, otherwise why would a person constantly act like that in public?

Because sometimes a person just doesn't Read The Fucking Article, my friend. Eliza Gauger

Mortal Kombat Armageddon: Kreate A Fighter Kraziness [Gaming Target, via Destructoid]