After spending more than a year falling in love with Callie and Marie, Splatoon’s final Splatfest asked players to choose between them. It was incredibly close, but we’ve decided to live with mom. Wait.
Okay, maybe it wasn’t that hard of a decision. More of the Vicky Vale or Robin sort of thing Batman’s always running into. Or crunchy or soft tacos. Am I rambling on, or am I adding a thick layer of anti-spoiler text for players who’d rather see the final results in-game?
Fine. The community has already torn itself apart anyway. Might as well land the killing blow. YouTuber Chris D stayed up all night to bring you these results, so if you see him, thank him.
That’s right, Marie wins. The best Squid Sister has come out on top. Or the worst. It really has been a divisive battle. I guess most battles are.
Now all that’s left for us to do is sit back and watch the Splatoon community burn.